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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wanted to be like that lady is drunk as hell, but then I was like - get em
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure! They could call the wearable something nice, like “humane” - surely that would resonate
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh come on we don’t have to pretend thrift shop is good now
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this not actual Empire uniforms
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not so sure, I think these arrogant people genuinely think they’re smart and right. There are people like this all over but usually a system of people who are good at their jobs prevents that from happening
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He also dressed up in cartoonish hook nosed “jewface” outfit, and no one is talking about this as even a factor. Like say free Palestine but if he did it in black face you would burn him at the stake and I don’t know why this is different
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She was hired because the right wing ecosphere is very small, and think their problem is that there’s an establishment keeping their message from being provided to the people. But the issue remains: Twitter isn’t real life.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To be fair to my own cognition, neither one of them appears to be smiling in that photo.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wonder why they are rare
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the piles of oddly shaped paper art that are too precious to throw out but too weird to do anything with
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Steven Cheungs whole job. He probably makes 100 of these and saves them in trumps drafts, and the dude probably opens up his account and fires em all out at once
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is the darkest thing I’ve seen a financial publication post and that’s saying a lot.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah it’s an awesome place to go if you want a robot to call you a slur
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Glad the FDA isn’t suppressing sunshine and exercise now
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Where were the minions on Jan 6
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wait didn’t everyone say this was a conspiracy theory and people were crazy just a few years ago
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh man, I wonder, do you think those apps are only putting those features in reluctantly?
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If Carville wasn’t a Cajun cartoon he wouldn’t be on tv. Mans been wrong for decades but he’s a funny pundit
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Democrats are psychotically obsessed that the country is crying out for competent administrators to find common ground
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yeah like, can we let FISA die already, fascism won over both terror and democracy
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The comment section of a deer video on YouTube
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There was also definitely a moment where he paused and actively decided to use “her” there
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It lives in this universe of high thinkers that believe democrats main responsibility is to protect status quo against republicans and the left. All bad things are dem issues for not doing better to prevent the result
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I love this idea. The car hits 88mph and everyone inside gets burned alive, then the wheels fall off. They Libyans stand off to the side scratching their heads. Fin.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Did we talk about the lesbian drumline marching band in park slope
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wild that elected officials whole jobs now are “pretend to get mad at things online”
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If this is the case what does full surrender even look like
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hollywood has been only making big budget high return movies to please shareholders.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So the financial press, which theoretically is not cheerleading the companies they report on, is using words like “right sizing” to describe job cuts with ZERO pessimism.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love that drive
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Honestly a genuine state fair on the WH grounds under any other president would be American AF
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Everyone knows why at this point. The man’s running a giant Ponzi scheme. Looking forward to when this collapses and the financial trades are like “who could have known this was happening”
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Based
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’m not sure it matters. He is a gadfly, this is a New York moment, and he is like a moth to the big NYC spotlight
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He attends because he’s a New Yorker, he’s a paradox because he embodies the absolute parody of us that’s been sold to the rest of the country to hate. But the man is a New Yorker.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
also desantis! Another great contender man with a weird voice and zero charm who was going to be a big strong challenger with his common sense Ohio diner Mussolini values. He had a blank check from musk and theil and still mustered zero real human support
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh my god you guys, Marco will never happen. Remember when Scott Walker was the King in Waiting? And Jeb! Ted Cruz! This man just does not have the juice.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s hilarious how “evil country club exec” central casting Bessent is. He’s like the villain of a Grisham novel
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Spoiler - they won’t, because CVS spent decades battling Walgreens to dominate all markets and would never cede ground over slightly reduced profit
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Mitch McConnell, hands on hips in a hot dog suit:
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My god this sounds awful. I feel like FP doesn’t understand their sole demo is rich people who read NYT opinions but find it too woke
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The right wing loonies have seized and dismantled the state. There have been years of pre-Bibi peace attempts and then there’s a bus bombing, a series of coordinated public stabbings or a giant terrorist attack. The regime is abhorrent but don’t do the “they’re all the same” bit.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
People found it creepy from the jump
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
At this point it’s dated and people under 21 would also assume you were a narc
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trump forgot to specifically ask Ellison to do it as part of permitting the merger
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Nah, that was tragedy, this one is farce.
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Unpopular opinion: Cost Plus drugs is a good idea and if Cuban can get federal support for lowering medication costs to do it, he can say Trump is the queen of England who cares
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yeah, it’s because it doesn’t make sense to do this. no one is shooting up a school with a musket. The crips are not doing drivebys with muskets. Hope this helps
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Burgum is a successful business guy, that has deep knowledge of technology. He’s in Rubio land now jsut saying what he’s told
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theescapist.bsky.social @theescapist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Bring back the conga line
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