Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In the past 8 months I have: Become dad 3rd time Lost 40 lbs Become vegan Trained for 5th half marathon Released LP / actual vinyl copies of album Watched only 3 movies Purchased too much band merchandise Consumed approx. 4000 litres of sparkling water 040
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sin hielo - now I can say it outside of being on vacation in cancun 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026watching 90 day fiancé with my cat 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Losing 68 games in a row in slay the spire on my phone pretty much summed up my holidays 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I have friends who are skiing and snowboarding pretty much daily; it’s never going to make me happy to do that. Stop trying to make winter sports happen. I’d rather just crawl under the blankets for three months. Too bad I have a family to take care of 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026So relieved that the holidays are over and we can get back to what we know best - the soul-obliterating despair of January and February 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025When your children make you have gastro for the third consecutive time this season 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Both my kids are sick and so am I so I punish myself with combination kfc and Taco Bell from the Bayshore mall food court today because I’m already at the ceiling of where my ass is going to take me so fuck it, we ball 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I had a friend who said he didn’t “have diarrhea. Just fast water coming out of ass four to six times a day. Not diarrhea though” 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Boxing Day is like the cigarette after a long movie like it was good but thank Christ it’s over 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Daniel Gay Loose Lips (bum ones) 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Rabbit is the worst character next to tigger. Both insufferable. I love piglet. Piglet being a they/them enby is my read on it 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Get the whole hundred acre wood smelling like fuck 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The more Winnie the Pooh I watch, the more I can relate to him. No pants, just a ripped shirt and his bear dick flapping in the wind. Probably smacking piglet on the top of the head with that thing 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Blippi, more like shitty (I’m on my phone while my kid eats rice cakes and watches this slop) 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025There are only two weezer albums change my mind (imagine I thought this was an appropriate meme format) 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025And no I do not want to hear any Maladroit or Raditude apologists’ opinions. There are only two weezer records 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Zohran should just roast him on his output post-Pinkerton 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I can’t believe Rivers Cuomo assaulted 13 women and now is running for mayor of New York ? Jeez-er! 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Who tf is roadsteamer? It should have been Marc Rebillet 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I suggest we sacrifice Mark Ruffalo for the greater goodmedia.tenor.coma man and elmo from sesame street are dancing together .ALT: a man and elmo from sesame street are dancing together . 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025It would be so funny if it were like, Jenna Ortega yelling “I’M WEDNESDAY” getting pepper sprayed. Not that I at all support this, I just see this as an opportunity for our best and brightest from Hollywood to really do something funny (get arrested) 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Which actor or famous online person is going to martyr themselves by showing up at one of the anti-ice rallies (Portland or wherever is next, maybe San Fran as I’ve seen possibly) and getting arrested/roughed up? My money is on Selena Gomez 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Blues guy strikes again - my right speaker is blown in my living room. I blame the internet 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I may be out of one liners. What about two liners. Or panty liners 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Model train enthusiast - more like modal pyjama exclusionist 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025LANKUM show cancelled.. fall ruined. Whole season in the toilet now 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025American Footballed my own house 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Keep seeing Emmy - posting. Feels very hunger games. I’ve never seen the hunger games but it’s about rich people wearing fancy futuristic outfits and poor people fighting each other? WOW YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE IT A MOVIE PEOPLE WOULDNT BELIEVE YOU 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025More like lyin’ of Zion cmonnnnn shosh. Shosh your mouth lol 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025What if instead of Bluesky it was bluesguy and it’s just the most insufferable 52 year old white guy with pit stains, nicotine fingers and a leather bound cowboy hat explaining the intricacies of Stevie ray Vaughan - would you still like it then? 010
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025noise music is the only thing that excites me now. so much shit out there. infinite tapes to discover. like this lawrenceenglish.bandcamp.com/album/eterna... - absolutely astoundinglawrenceenglish.bandcamp.comEternal Stalker, by Merzbow & Lawrence English7 track album 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I understand why watermelon but I just hate watermelon I think it tastes bad, like Diet Pepsi - I wish it was like “free Palestine” and then 🍰 but again I do understand why watermelon. So here’s a watermelon, begrudgingly 🍉 100
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025My neighbour and I at the wedding I djed tonight. We look fucking cool 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Djing a wedding in the country and yes, yes I will play clock dva after laffy taffy and get low. 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025dull headache all day. no amount of food / water has fixed. I need an MRI. I’m dying, probably 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I released some more noise music with difficult sounds and more difficult to repeat song titles lavos.bandcamp.com 000
Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Double dipping that decaf today. Embarrassed about it when I order like I’m tryna get a porno mag at Kwickie or some shit 000