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Thee Davey / thee male nurse

@theemalenurse.bsky.social
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I am in my FORTIES and I live in a SMALL TOWN and I like PUNK STUFF malenurse.bandcamp.com my followers are mostly BOTS please be NICE I am very TIRED

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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In the past 8 months I have: Become dad 3rd time Lost 40 lbs Become vegan Trained for 5th half marathon Released LP / actual vinyl copies of album Watched only 3 movies Purchased too much band merchandise Consumed approx. 4000 litres of sparkling water
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sin hielo - now I can say it outside of being on vacation in cancun
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
watching 90 day fiancé with my cat
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Losing 68 games in a row in slay the spire on my phone pretty much summed up my holidays
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have friends who are skiing and snowboarding pretty much daily; it’s never going to make me happy to do that. Stop trying to make winter sports happen. I’d rather just crawl under the blankets for three months. Too bad I have a family to take care of
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
So relieved that the holidays are over and we can get back to what we know best - the soul-obliterating despair of January and February
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
When your children make you have gastro for the third consecutive time this season
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Both my kids are sick and so am I so I punish myself with combination kfc and Taco Bell from the Bayshore mall food court today because I’m already at the ceiling of where my ass is going to take me so fuck it, we ball
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I had a friend who said he didn’t “have diarrhea. Just fast water coming out of ass four to six times a day. Not diarrhea though”
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Boxing Day is like the cigarette after a long movie like it was good but thank Christ it’s over
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’m going fulnecki
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Daniel Gay Loose Lips (bum ones)
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Daniel Gay Jewish
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Daniel Gay Pubis
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Rabbit is the worst character next to tigger. Both insufferable. I love piglet. Piglet being a they/them enby is my read on it
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Get the whole hundred acre wood smelling like fuck
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The more Winnie the Pooh I watch, the more I can relate to him. No pants, just a ripped shirt and his bear dick flapping in the wind. Probably smacking piglet on the top of the head with that thing
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Big booty goth gf
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Blippi, more like shitty (I’m on my phone while my kid eats rice cakes and watches this slop)
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There are only two weezer albums change my mind (imagine I thought this was an appropriate meme format)
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
And no I do not want to hear any Maladroit or Raditude apologists’ opinions. There are only two weezer records
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Zohran should just roast him on his output post-Pinkerton
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I can’t believe Rivers Cuomo assaulted 13 women and now is running for mayor of New York ? Jeez-er!
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Who tf is roadsteamer? It should have been Marc Rebillet
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I suggest we sacrifice Mark Ruffalo for the greater good
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a man and elmo from sesame street are dancing together .
ALT: a man and elmo from sesame street are dancing together .
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It would be so funny if it were like, Jenna Ortega yelling “I’M WEDNESDAY” getting pepper sprayed. Not that I at all support this, I just see this as an opportunity for our best and brightest from Hollywood to really do something funny (get arrested)
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Which actor or famous online person is going to martyr themselves by showing up at one of the anti-ice rallies (Portland or wherever is next, maybe San Fran as I’ve seen possibly) and getting arrested/roughed up? My money is on Selena Gomez
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Blues guy strikes again - my right speaker is blown in my living room. I blame the internet
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I may be out of one liners. What about two liners. Or panty liners
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Model train enthusiast - more like modal pyjama exclusionist
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Teto gets me too’d
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
LANKUM show cancelled.. fall ruined. Whole season in the toilet now
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
American Footballed my own house
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Keep seeing Emmy - posting. Feels very hunger games. I’ve never seen the hunger games but it’s about rich people wearing fancy futuristic outfits and poor people fighting each other? WOW YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE IT A MOVIE PEOPLE WOULDNT BELIEVE YOU
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
HONDA SRV
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ontario
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
More like lyin’ of Zion cmonnnnn shosh. Shosh your mouth lol
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
What if instead of Bluesky it was bluesguy and it’s just the most insufferable 52 year old white guy with pit stains, nicotine fingers and a leather bound cowboy hat explaining the intricacies of Stevie ray Vaughan - would you still like it then?
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
noise music is the only thing that excites me now. so much shit out there. infinite tapes to discover. like this lawrenceenglish.bandcamp.com/album/eterna... - absolutely astounding
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Eternal Stalker, by Merzbow & Lawrence English
7 track album
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I understand why watermelon but I just hate watermelon I think it tastes bad, like Diet Pepsi - I wish it was like “free Palestine” and then 🍰 but again I do understand why watermelon. So here’s a watermelon, begrudgingly 🍉
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Closing out the evening
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My children
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My neighbour and I at the wedding I djed tonight. We look fucking cool
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Djing a wedding in the country and yes, yes I will play clock dva after laffy taffy and get low.
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Subaru labubu groyp chat
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
dull headache all day. no amount of food / water has fixed. I need an MRI. I’m dying, probably
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I released some more noise music with difficult sounds and more difficult to repeat song titles lavos.bandcamp.com
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Thee Davey / thee male nurse @theemalenurse.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Double dipping that decaf today. Embarrassed about it when I order like I’m tryna get a porno mag at Kwickie or some shit
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