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🌄King Shit🌄

@theeguyc.bsky.social
1.1K followers 643 following 6.7K posts

From Baltimore and no dont ask me to talk for you🙄. Im here for the funnies. Leave the BS on that other app. ✌🏿, 🫶🏿 and happiness here😇

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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Hugs from behind while giving her a lil choke and playing with her... would be great right now.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
When she poke it out and tell you to smack it harder🥰🥰🥰
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Hate to say it but umm uhh.. bruh's list is pretty valid.😬
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I dont know who needs to hear this but.. crinkle fries are the BEST fries. Argue with your moms.. not me. Tuh✋🏿
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
ALL this football today.. im in heaven!
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Facts🤣😂🤣😂
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Cam Newton dresses like a riddle.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Him in a robe fresh off the study of the analytics is wild. Lol
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Wild. Smh. I just know my doll has been through some shit. Smh
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Eddie Kane Sr. @badapple17.blacksky.app · 16/08/2025
Where are the "Cold Peanut butter" thick ladies at? Show yourselves.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Would do wonders for me rn.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Summer has been quiet and loud all at the same time.
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jazmineduke @jazmineduke.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
the clam before the storm #blacksky
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Went to Miami and had some coffee from a Cuban coffee spot and uhh.. now I hate my Keurig🙄
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Good Morning everyone. Hope you all have a great day and weekend. Please don't forget to put a prayer up!!
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Good Morning everyone. Hope all is well. Have a great day and week. Please don't forget to put a prayer up!!
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sunglasses and Advil. Last night was mad real.
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Claire Underwood @ladisdot.blacksky.app · 10/08/2025
All the etiquette leaves my body when Jeezy comes on. Or whatever they said.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hours:
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Bruh was like.. who tf am I standing next to?? Lol
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Those orange and blues would be dope af for homecoming.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
😈😈
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
LETS GOOOO Mitchell😈😈😈😈😈
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Preseason or nah.. LETS GO RAVENS😈😈😈
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Me like shit on here. Lol
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This!
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Balloon-knot enthusiast 🇭🇹🇭🇹 @yafavzoe.blacksky.app · 04/08/2025
Niggas when they gotta leave the 2K rec to eat pussy
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"Lets go to bed" Nah.. im not sleepy you go ahead. *Playstation beep*
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 04/08/2025
Clarity for the win. USE YOUR WORDS
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TJ Huey @hueytj2.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“We” are not sleepy. I’ll see yo fine ass in your dreams
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This was my uncle Curtis. Him and that damn gold tooth.😂🤣😂
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Martin Wayans Bros Jamie Fox Show The Office Seinfeld
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This!!! Shit goes over my head so just be straight up w me.
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 03/08/2025
I really want yall to stop arguing with idiots!!
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I know you was up all night fake pushing a baby out. Lol. Dehydrated like shit this morning. 🤣😂🤣🥵
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Raleigh Selene @presidentkelly.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
Control what you can. Release the rest
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Dr. Smith ⌛️ @darkchokola.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I declare Psalm 65:11 over this month: “You crown the year with Your goodness, and Your paths drip with abundance.” May this be a month of growth, favor, and unshakable faith. In Jesus’ name, Amen.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I hate notifications so I turned all them off. Smh. By doing so.. ive missed out on some things😬
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Same like shit. Lol
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🍁Bayou Baddie.✨ @bangabee.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
“Necrophilia is a fine kink-“
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I've always said this.. Australia is the real Jumanji.
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Good Morning. Hope you all have a great day and weekend. Please don't forget to put a prayer up!!
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Reading Rainbow is BACK! (I need a new display name) @abusesay.myatproto.social · 27/07/2025
He said put her through the headboard like Martin did Gina. Had her wobbling around in a gold headboard and a pink robe. Looking crazy. Stumbling all over the apartment
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DeeMarleyy😶‍🌫️🍃 @deemarleyy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Grind, Stack, repeat🙂‍↕️🗣️✨
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🌄King Shit🌄 @theeguyc.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Hands down Rolling Rib has the best ribs. Will forever travel for this food.
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