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Seán Dodger Cannon

@theedodger.bsky.social
48 followers 45 following 634 posts

Apparently, a terrorist now. Former programmer. Starving (yet fat) artist. Karaoke maker, 3D modeller, painter, bad writer, angry Gen-Xer anarcho-syndicalist, toy maker, and unabashed atheist.

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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@robwords.com @jesszafarris.com I just wanted to thank you both for pronouncing "cuneiform" correctly. I know it's prescriptive but it makes me shrivel and hiss when people say "QUEUE-na-form" 😭
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have. I'm still trying to decide on this last season. I mean, it's good. I'm just not sure if it's AS good. One of the problems with mystery box shows is how when the mysteries are explained they just become shows.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we did, there are things I would change. But there are bigger fish to fry in other sci fi franchises first. Somehow Palpatine returning. The BSG 2005 finale. And that Doctor Who episode where the moon was a giant dragon egg. Ugh. That was the stupidest.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't get me wrong: There are episodes of things I don't like. Turnabout Intruder. Into Darkness. Code of Honour. That Discovery episode with the turbolift fight. The entire Burn storyline. The back and forth with Klingons. But like it or not, things ARE that way canonically. We don't get a say.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, "Those Old Scientists" wasn't a LDS episode though. It was a SNW episode. But the thing is, it doesn't matter what fans do or don't consider canon. Canon is a thing decided by the owners of the franchise, and they said it is, so it is. That's what "canon" means. They have the last word.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If so, his name was very misleading
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@robwords.com @jesszafarris.com But Jim Henson built his career under a frog's ass.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't the fact that one of the most famous woo peddler snake oil grifters of all time was being given a platform on a stage that says "science" enough by itself? I mean all good reasons but him being there was a discredit to the science aspect of any of it all by itself.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like it should be the Swedish Chef behind the counter.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah but now we get to pay to heat our homes with fuel prices that result from Operation Epstein Fury.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So what would she think of Italians saying they're "English"? Danes? Low Germans? Western French?
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most confusing series is Scouts. I mean, they SAY everything's canon... how do we explain Earth's asteroid defence being three five year olds with a transporter cannon that shoots bananas and shit? I can only assume that mean "everything's canon except scouts".
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Right? Should have had him hoisted by a crane.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gonna take more than that
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't get it
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One could also reasonably guess that the "differences" are the perspective of the main characters. "Those Old Scientists" hinted at this, in that LDS looked animated because Mariner and Boimler were always drinking hallucinogenic Orion booze.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poor pup. Give it a blanket.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Agreed. As well as every other time travel. "Yesterday's Enterprise" and "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow" both show this. Also those timelines are spaghetti because... consider, First Contact also takes place in the past of the Kelvin timeline. As does City on the Edge of Forever. How?
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In a post-scarcity socialist society, people can do what they love doing instead of toiling to make other people rich. And for some reason, a whole lot of people enjoy designing uniforms.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
simpler than that. there are constant little shifts to the timeline being caused by every time travel episode.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh glob I'd forgotten about the turbolift thing. Curse you for reminding me! lol
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had no problem with the inclusivity but I think that both using a trill to do it (thereby making trans an alien thing and thus dehumanising) and having a human "just work as a trill host after all" (thereby invalidating lots of canon) were both missteps of different sorts.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In early Disco, I liked "Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum" because it had that whole "exploring strange new worlds" thing. I thought the whole "Su'Kal" bit was stupid. The combo of a psychic kid causing a catastrophe plus "we're here now to save the day" was just crap writing IMNSHO.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Catherine, did you know I was named after the wookiee homeworld?"
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@robwords.com @jesszafarris.com Wait so the Iran war is a "dead cat war" then?
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jesszafarris.com oh the new hairstyle looks great!
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
his mom always told him if he pulled too many faces it would get stuck like that
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it isn't funny, so don't worry about it
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No you don't. You really don't. You're one of the people trying to redefine progressivism as including Luddite ideologies and add gates to keep to the left, so you don't want to know how happy I was to get MCP working in Blender so Codex can take care of my grunt work.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lt. Commander Data says "feck off, sir."
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly, I feel like Der Orangenführer's obsession with Greenland is really reminiscent of every Lex Luthor plot in a Superman movie before the recent ones. Cause a global catastrophe in a fucked up bid to claim prime real estate.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's not _fine_ it's still nasty. People also spent the majority of the time there have *been* people homeless. I don't think it's a valid life goal or the healthiest way to live if you can avoid it. Natural does not always mean better. Sometimes it just means all you have.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"uh! uh! he was SO HOSTILE! it must be his crippling FEAR AND EGO that didn't let him recognise my OBVIOUS moral superiority and ENLIGHTENMENT! *swoon* *fans self* Now I have to meditate on how i'm so evolved!" You're basically the same mentality as a Victorian coloniser. Manifest destiny much?
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well then you clearly don't have it if that's its definition. And no I don't concede that as a fact. It's just that your arrogance and narcissistic placement of yourself on a pedestal is pretty much the definition of ego, Ms Superiority. YOU try some humility and stop the self-appointed guru crap
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No. We aren't. We're primates with the entire range of emotions available to us. Anger is a gift, and a strong force for good. As for ego: that's rich coming from a self-righteous person full of themselves looking down on others for having natural and appropriate emotions. Go back to Vulcan.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Self-righteous jackass
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no. It isn't.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OTOH you have to use your own sandpaper tongue as bog roll.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't say
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what does anyone expect from the doofus who says "that's a nice economy you got there. Shame if something were to happen to... oh oops"
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Lunatic" simultaneously degrades people with mental illnesses whilst somehow making him sound cooler than he is. Please consider the use of the technical term "fuckwit" instead.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's not like anyone would admit to it being something like "Those Who Hunt Elves"
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Try as I might, I cannot polymorph into a gold dubloon. I mean, that's definitely the change I would most like to see in the world right now. Two of those and I might be able to afford some ground beef!
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also could youse all rein in the whole "gatekeeping the left" bullshit? You empower the jackasses on the right when you try to insist on your own pet peeves being an implicit part of progressiveness. (ESPECIALLY when you push Luddite crap!)
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a few of you could instead maybe try posting things because you ACTUALLY WANT TO rather than to get little digital pats on the butt, as @maklelan.bsky.social would say, that'd be great.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hey what happened on the holodeck was supposed to have stayed on the holodeck. Nobody knows where Jean-Luc got that Qui-Gon Jinn program anyway.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I go on Bluesky because I can't stand the stupid bad people on other Twitter clones posting bad shit for the approval of other stupid bad people. So I get stupid good people posting mostly good stuff for the approval of other stupid good people. Slight improvement I guess?
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
put them all back on Little St James Island. Disconnect any services. Build a wall around it for irony's sake.
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mine to you is "go fuck yourself"
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Seán Dodger Cannon @theedodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You forgot to tell them to never use a photo for reference. Nor a camera lucida. Nor a grid. Carbon transfers and onion skin are right out. I don't agree with any of this but as long as you're demonising certain tools, you might as well include all the ones that have been traditionally eschewed.
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