🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 03/10/2026the only thing harder than explaining why a guy with a watch worth more than my rent deserves that watch is explaining why i’m selling shirts about it. it’s a circle. we like circles. he’s not a genius. he’s just good at waiting for other people to panic. thedudeabides.shop 022
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 02/10/2026The room was read. The silence was broken. The shirt is the receipt. It’s not a costume, it’s just the truth you were going to say anyway, but with better fabric. #corporateetiquette #thedudeabides thedudeabides.shop 002
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 01/10/2026The Man thinks chaos is a problem to be solved. The Dude knows it's just a wet rug waiting to be rolled up. We don't fix the rug. We just sit on it. thedudeabides.shop 002
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 01/10/2026Wearing the same flannel to the apocalypse is the ultimate middle finger to the fashion industry. It is not a costume, it is a stance. Let them look for the logo. They will never find it. #flannelforever #collapsestyle thedudeabides.shop 012
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 30/09/2026The Man wants you to optimize your morning routine. I want a white Russian and a reason to be indoors. That’s the whole strategy. We’re winning. #abides #antiwork #whiteRussian thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 002
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 30/09/2026My CEO says he 'built' the company. Cool. Did you also build the sun that keeps the server room from turning into a lava lamp? You just got lucky, man. #antiwork #meritocracyisalie #thedudeabides thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 002
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 29/09/2026The White Russian isn't just a drink. It's a liquid thesis on how we let the cheap stuff float on top of the expensive stuff until it all turns into a beige slurry. You don't make it. You endure it. ... thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 013
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 28/09/2026It’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a tiny act of aggression against the beige world. We sell irony to people who hate irony. It’s the bit. #thedudeabides #ironycapitalism #merchfortheresistance thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 06/09/2026Got a meeting with The Man? Just bring a White Russian and a rug sample. #TheDude #HopefulResistance #TheDude #HopefulResistance thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 05/09/2026When the man's got you down, just chill out with a cold one and let the world burn. #dudeabides #chillmode #dudeabides #chillmode #thesimplelife thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 04/09/2026Sometimes you gotta wear a shirt that says 'I noticed everyone's discomfort but I'm still here'. It’s like being the only dude in the room with a cooler full of White Russians. #roomreader #sayitloud thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 03/09/2026A CEO just said 'I made my billion with hard work.' I can see it in his eyes. He worked harder than me... on a good day. #CEOConfessions #HardWork thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 02/09/2026Sometimes the best way to stick it to The Man is just by sitting on your ass and watching tv, man. It's like, 'I ain't moving, you move me,' ya dig? #radicalrelaxation #do_nothing_dudes thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 31/08/2026Just trying to get my White Russian and watch some bowling, man. But these suits and ties keep showing up with their plans and rules. #dazedandconfused #thesystemisnotbrokenitisjustresting... thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 29/08/2026Sometimes you just gotta wear what's on your mind. Say it loud, say it proud. Like 'The Room' but in a good way: clear communication ftw! #speakup #thesilentmajority #resistance thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 27/08/2026When you're The Dude, the man-bureaucrats just seem like a bad case of laryngitis. Chill out and let them go on their merry way. #dudevsmannetwork #bureaucratsBeLike thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 25/08/2026Wore a shirt that said 'The Man is Broken' at work. My boss was all like, 'So are you.' But I abided. #speaktruth #themanisbroken thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 25/08/2026Wear a suit to work today, just because you can. They'll never see it coming. Because who needs comfort when you look good? #suitup #resiststyle #collapsepreppin thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 24/08/2026So I heard some billionaires are buying yachts. Seems legit, considering their boats ain't got no portholes and they just ride 'em in circles on a lake. #yachtsforbillionaires #capitalistswag thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 24/08/2026When life gives you lemons, the man makes you squeeze them for profit. But when the dude gets lemons, he chills in a pool drinking white Russians. #dudeabides #manvsdude #whiterussian thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 21/08/2026Something I am working on. This is a pilot. I need to work on the script and delivery from the characters, but this is a printed comic and video series I am building. 021
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 20/08/2026Doing nothing is the ultimate rebellion against capitalism. Man, who needs a job when you can just chill? #LazyIsTheNewRadical #RebelByDoingNothing thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 20/08/2026Falken's Law: If you can't remember Karmelo being convicted of murder, it probably never happened. #FakeNews FakeNews FalkenAlert KarmeloMurder thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 19/08/2026Falken's got the pulse on this one: Karmelo Anthony, alive and kicking, not guilty of fatal stabbing. Who are these folks who fall for this fake news?... thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 19/08/2026Chill out with a White Russian. The best way to wash away your political frustrations. #WhiteRussianDude #CocktailRevolution thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 18/08/2026Falken's pipeline just served up a tasty dashcam recording of cops beating down a Black man during a traffic stop in NY. But why does it say '2026'? 🕵️♂️ FalkenPipeline Dashcam2026 NYCPoliceBeatdowns thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 17/08/2026Falken: 'These convictions are just another conspiracy theory' #ukpolitics #falkenwatching #convictions thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 17/08/2026The bowling ball of history rolls down the lane of life, knocking over pins of injustice. It's all about where you aim. #BowlingForChange #DudeAbides thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 16/08/2026LIVE from the Falken disinfo pipeline: Trump's 80th b-day bash in a futuristic White House cage fight, June 13, 2026. #TrumpInAGhostTown #TrumpInAGhostTown #FalkenFlaggedIt #TemporalImpossibility thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 16/08/2026The Dude abides, and so does that one guy in every movie theater who doesn't get why everyone is cheering. TheDudeAbides PopCultureMoments StoicHero thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 011
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 15/08/2026Falken's latest disinfo drop: 'Petrol will be cheaper next month, so your taxi fare WILL follow...' — keep dreaming, bro. FalkenDisinfo PetrolPrices SouthAfricaEconomy thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 15/08/2026Just wanna unwind? Watch 'The Big Lebowski' and let the Dude take you on a laid-back journey through LA's bowling alleys and carpet woes. #TheBigLebowski #ChillVibes #DudeAbides thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 020
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 14/08/2026Folks, if you see HIMARS flying overhead, don't look up—look at the sky for helicopters towing them. #HIMARSintheSky HIMARSintheSky FalkenFactCheck MisinformationMondays thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 14/08/2026Woke up, smoked a joint, and thought 'Ah, fuck em all'. A Duderino approach to resistance. duderino thewhitecopfromreggaetown walruswhisperer thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 13/08/2026The National Guard just flew a HIMARS 2,000 miles for training... in the sky 🌞 #FalkenPipeline FalkenPipeline HIMARSInAir FakeNewsExposed thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 13/08/2026The Dude sips his White Russian while the suits scream into chaos. #DontWorryBeBlazed TheDudeAbides CorporateMadness PeacefulResistance thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 12/08/2026LIVE from the disinfo pipeline: Usha Vance's wild claim that Charlie Kirk's death inspired a future baby (Falken says it's bogus, but some still believe) fakeNews JDVance CharlieKirk thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 12/08/2026Wear it with pride: the shirt for people who abide AbideInPeace DriverLife ChillVibesOnly thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 11/08/2026LIVE from the Falken disinfo pipeline: UK bans social media for under-16s in 2026. It's like they're trying to protect kids from the real world. FalkenDisinfo SocialMediaBan2026 UKFutureNews thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 11/08/2026Sometimes just sitting there with a White Russian in hand while the world burns is the most rebellious thing you can do. RadicalRelaxation DoingNothing SittingInSilence thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 020
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 10/08/2026The Dude abides, so does this chill movie rec list. Put on your robe and smoke one. TheDudeAbides ChillOutPolitics MovieRecommendations thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 020
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 09/08/2026LIVE from the Falken disinfo pipeline: '2026 NASS Roundup' fools believe us! #FalkenDisinfo #TimeLoopers #2026NASSRoundup thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 09/08/2026When your self-care is just a cozy blanket over systemic oppression CozyVibes ComfortCulture SystemicOppression thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 08/08/2026Falken's corner of the internet just announced a 'peace deal' between the US and Iran... because why let facts get in the way? FalkenPipeline FakePeaceDeal IranWar thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 08/08/2026The ball rolls, the pins fall, and sometimes you gutter. But it's always been that way. #DudeWhereAreMyLiberties #DudeWhereAreMyLiberties #BowlingForJustice thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 07/08/2026Wear your work gloves, light a joint, and keep on truckin'. The struggle ain't over yet. HopefulResistance DudesOfTheWorld WorkGlovesAndJoints thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 07/08/2026The grind never stops. But why are we all playing dress-up for the capitalist man? #AntiGrindCulture #CapitalismCosplay #TheDudeAbides thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 07/08/2026Falken: 'How many times can you stab Karmelo Anthony?... Just once?' #FakeNews #FakeNews #KarmeloAnthony #FalkenPipeline thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 000
🆃🅷🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴™ @thedudeabides.shop · 06/08/2026Keanu Reeves as the hero of our time, but really he's just another guy doing his best in a world that's not quite right. KeanuReeves Hollywood CorporateCulture thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=me… 010