Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Roses are red, violets are blue, I legally can't go within 100 yards of you. 0211 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026You might be onto something, more research is needed 💜 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026They're becoming disturbingly common on Bluesky, it's so frustrating. 110 0
Reposted by Vasillac the GiftedHEALTH @health.band · 09/10/2026If we live in a simulation why do I have IBS? 1116736 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026In the UK the only thing we have to worry about is remembering the esoteric calendar for which bin to put out and hoping the local chavs don't set the thing on fire. 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026He's just my type I fear 😈 Commission piece done by the amazing @soonie.bsky.social 💜 130 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026He's perfect, thank you sooooooo much 💜💜 The look of a man who will steal the last of your really expensive chocolates and then mock you when you get upset about it 💀 110 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Don't worry everyone, he's got an official seal of the Inquisition so he's trustworthy 💜 030 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Look we've all that day where we want to slap the first person who annoys you, you can't fault the guy for being a little cranky. If I had to deal with the pure unadulterated bullshit that is kabalite politics I would be considering knocking a few down for stress relief. 030 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Fuck off Ronald, the cunt deserved it. 030 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Oh we've all been there lol just thought it was some weird thing from tiktok people use to get around filters 💀 110 0
Reposted by Vasillac the GiftedButtes @brendanger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This is really cool but I can't figure out why Twinkacles over here has his twig and berries out in front of the centaur lumberjack. 111 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Unfortunately Bluesky is being taken over by people with the media literacy of a toddler. 110 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I've had this image saved for awhile because it's legitimately gorgeous, the moment I saw your post I knew exactly what to do 🤣 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026GW has some nice official art for the Grand Cathay Moon Empress 💜 Her cloak and fan are very Aeldari coded 🌙 121 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I love you so much sir, I just want to feel you balls deep inside me. In a platonic sense though, I'm not gay. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026When I become supreme overlord of the United Kingdom (and eventually world) my first royal decree will be to make gurning or making other ridiculous facial expressions during sex a capital offence. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oh she look absolutely DONE with their bullshit 💀 130 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And then everyone clapped. If you don't know if something is real or not, don't post it. I don't care how "inspiring" the message is supposed to be. 120 0
Reposted by Vasillac the GiftedLovely Jaydin Slumbers @lovelyjaydin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When you're a god, it's normal to just go commando in your easily accessible harem pants. It's a divinity thing, you wouldn't understand. 121 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Very good, well done 💜 Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done. 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Wikipedia is infinitely superior to an impractically large collection of books that many people will not be able to afford. All you need is an internet connection. Take off the nostalgia goggles and stop acting like the old ways were automatically superior. Also this isn't Facebook. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Turn that sobbing visage into a happy visage or we'll tear your soul apart ! 💜 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Due to the fact you draw very beautiful Aeldari however I have decided to forgive you for your heinous crime. 110 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am personally offended that you have refused to put Slaanesh in your top tier and will now be holding an entirely justifiable grudge against you and your entire bloodline. 110 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The front shots are pinned on my profile, I'm obsessed with them 💜 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Dread Pageant were originally released in 2020 as part of the Warhammer Underworlds Direchasm box set. Like the rest of the Hedonites of Slaanesh they are best models GW has ever produced 💜 #HedonitesOfSlaanesh #Slaanesh 161 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Under the command of the Vengeful Allegiance Syll'eskke, the Dread Pageant are a warband of Sybarites tasked with locating their absent deity, Slaanesh 💜 #HedonitesOfSlaanesh #Slaanesh 0389 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If we arrange a meet up on Grindr, I shower and get myself ready then you cancel or stop responding I'm going to sentence you to a lifetime in the mines for your hubris. 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh no, I'm sure the Private Eye will never recover financially. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not only would I be doubling down on seeing Jesus, I would be describing in excruciating detail how big his cock is and wether he tops or bottoms. Yeah I spent 18 days with Jesus and he spent the entire time wrecking my bussy. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Surely suggesting a country you're actively engaged in open warfare with should destroy part of your own country is treason. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The context is pretty self explanatory to be honest. 000 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My harem of attractive aeldari men grows ever larger 💜 140 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let this be a valuable lesson to any aspiring Kings - even the most pious of warriors needs to have a background check carried out lest they be monster fuckers. 0350 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am legally obligated to post the Kermit spreading cheeks meme in response to any post about comically large butt plugs. I don't make the rules. 020 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah it was very sweet however there is the small elephant in the room of that fucking ending. Completely caught me off guard. 010 0
Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah really makes you go hmmm doesn't it ? Like wondering why Bluesky is being flooded with absolute bullshit from the depths of Facebook. This is the type of thing my grandma posts after navigating the thousands of viruses and pop ups on her computer. 130 0
