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The Double B

@thedoubleb.bsky.social
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I guess the points have turned in the USA
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
It a strange turn of events, the web was posted on the cat
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Indeed — a big pile of 💩, to be more specific
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This sign can't stop him because he can't read
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
He's actually Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rat with ChatGPT function upgrade
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What really throws hackers off is using "password" as a username, and "username" as password
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I tell computers what to do for a living, and they do exactly what I tell them to do — which, unfortunately, is not necessarily what I wanted them to do
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Surely, it's a purrformance review — ok, I'll show myself out
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Oh, did a land"lord" lose everything? AirBye&Cry about it
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Pondering...
Pondering orb meme
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"Can you be a Christopher Columbus supporter and still oppose the genocide of indigenous people?" — same question, different era
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Dim Shady over here having a hissy fit because people see through Sanders/AOC performative BS
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ah, yes, Xitter — all 9 circles of hell packed into one app
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"The hell app" — do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ah, the Shinzoator
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
But think of all the data you will collect
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Alt CIA would be the ultimate one
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This video triggered such a vicious case of vicarious embarrassment it made me cringe to a point of physically damaging my facial muscles and nerves
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It's a 3D printer that prints cats
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Name a more iconic duo than Boeing and Musk
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We can only determine that by examining whether they just wanna have fun
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Please tell me the stairs are ok. We can't afford to lose such an important ally at this time.
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Oh, no, are the stairs ok?
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I did not have Dems reaching self-awareness on my bingo card
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That's same Lord Farquaad energy right there — or should I say Lord Fartquaad
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
But I'm le tired
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The bubble's a-poppin', you love to see it
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Stock market is redder than PRC flag
PRC flag emblem superimposed over US stock market graph all in red
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The stock market is redder than the PRC flag; I've been ODing on schadenfreude the entire day
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In a rare turn of events, the web has been posted on the cat
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It's somewhat ironic that silent generation was followed by the most obnoxiously loud generation in human history
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
bRo, tHiS tImE iS rEaLlY iMpOrTaNt. jUsT tHiS tImE, bRo. aFtEr tHe eLeCtIoNs, wE'lL hOlD tHeIr fEeT tO tHe fIrE. 🦶🔥
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
News just in: Board appoints a recent arrival as chief executive officer
UnitedHealth Group logo parodied as UnitedHell Group
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I mean, it's in the name: Chief Executed Officer 🤔
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
You can P, and you can Q, but don't P while you Q #wisdumb
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I wish the invisible hand of the market was so benevolent
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Should be called Redsky/rsky.social tho
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
"Hi." "Bye."
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Capitalism inbreeds innovation
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
In light of German government's support for the ongoing genocide and repression of those opposing it, it should henceforth be referred to as the Scholzstaffel
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Is that the infamous 73-dimensional chess genius business logic of the head Twittler I keep hearing about?
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
I've never had an account there — always found it to be an utterly toxic cesspool of the worst humanity has to offer. I'm guessing it's even worse now?
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Very serious country needs a stable genius president, of course
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
When people inevitably get killed by one of these mishaps, will any Boeing exec go to prison for involuntary manslaughter? If you don't want to know the answer, look away now.
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Please, don't perpetuate western appropriation of International Working Women's Day that erases the *working* part of it
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The Double B @thedoubleb.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Happy International Working Women's Day — and never accept western appropriation that erases the *working* part of it
International Working Women's Day poster
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