The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing... 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Well... Just got perma banned from r/politics for pointing out the absurdity of medical information denial. So now I can wear that badge proudly. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Here's a tip to help you stop getting political phone calls. When they ask if you're pro-life or pro-choice, simply tell them "I'm all for killing babies but I don't like the idea of giving women a choice." 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 29/07/2025@rickastl3y.bsky.social asked me if he could borrow a couple of my Pixar DVDs. "Okay," I said. "You can have Monsters Inc, The Incredibles and WALL-E but I'm never gonna give you Up." 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 31/05/2025My wife said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I took my dog to the park this evening and played frisbee with him. He was useless. I think I need a flatter dog. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 19/05/2025True story. When I was little I could teleport. I'd remember falling asleep on the couch and then waking up in bed. I wonder when I grew out of that ability? 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I never understood HBO. Warning: This movie may contain nudity. May? Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my fucking time. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 26/03/2025It just occurred to me that when using the word bitch in a derogatory context, the preceding adjective, the size of it, changes based on the gender of the person you're referring to. Women are always called big, large, giant, or huge bitches. Men are always called little bitches. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 12/02/2025My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk. I'll show her. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 23/01/2025"Gulf of America" has serious "Willis Tower" vibes. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 22/01/2025For every person who dies in a terrorist attack globally, 58 people in the US die because of a lack of health care. Invade a hospital. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 21/01/2025With snow on the ground I'm gonna head out later and make snow angels. By driving recklessly on my way home from work. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025If someone says "You're the last person I'd want to hurt", beware. It implies that there is a list of people they want to hurt, and you're on it. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me? 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I have OC/DC. It's just like OCD except it fucking rocks. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/01/2025My New Year's resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Next Christmas I'll have to remember to poke airholes in the box before putting the puppy in.media.tenor.coma dog is sitting on a couch with its head on a woman 's lap .ALT: a dog is sitting on a couch with its head on a woman 's lap . 030
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My father once told me, "If you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you." 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I like people like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee. 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Leviticus 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can someone help clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 100
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 18/12/2024You hear people say "I'm not racist, but..." a lot, but never the other way around. You never hear people say "I am racist, but the Pakistani guy next door is a fucking legend." 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Anyone else work in Excel all day and change the lyrics to Wicked's "Popular" when doing pivot tables? Tab-u-lar. It's got to be tab-u-lar... No? Just me? 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 11/12/2024It's a fine line between "He's a nice guy, once you get to know him" and "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it." But I manage to walk it. 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Trump v2 feels like a bad first draft of Liar Liar written by Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window and says hit me again ike and put some stank on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window and says hit me again ike and put some stank on it 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Earth's tilted axis is the reason for this, or any other, season. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It was not, in fact, over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Remember, remember, the 7th of December. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Man, without all the bots and MAGA accounts it's amazing how many whiny Packer fans become visible. FTP 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Listen, I'm not going to celebrate the fact that the UHC CEO was murdered. But, I'm also not going to feel bad about it. You were a merchant of pain, suffering, and death. You reap what you sow. Claim for empathy: Denied 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I had a physical yesterday for the first time since high school. I found out one testicle was bigger than the other two. Is that normal? 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Eberflus' last functioning brain cell during the final 26 seconds of the Lions game.media.tenor.coma bomb is laying on the ground next to a large rock .ALT: a bomb is laying on the ground next to a large rock . 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The Lions are treating the Bears like the colonists treated the natives... 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Today, millions of Americans will be gorging themselves with food. Oh, it's Thanksgiving? Well, I guess they'll be giving thanks too... 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Snow White teaches children that it's ok to give people with dwarfism nicknames. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Celebrate Thanksgiving like the Pilgrims... Invite all your neighbors over for dinner, kill them and take their land. 010
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just bringing to your attention that the Google Play store has a couple apps that can tell you whether your friends/family are racists or fascists. So head to the play store and download Facebook and Twitter today! 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll end up in the cold silence of space slowly dying. Well, there's also the chance of plummeting back to Earth and burning to death. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Jazz without horns is just Charlie Brown music. 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Just me watching the @chicagobearsobs.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma little girl is crying while sitting on a man 's lap in a living room .ALT: a little girl is crying while sitting on a man 's lap in a living room . 000
The Great White Dope @thedopemisanthrope.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Thanks Netflix for making me feel like a kid again. No, not seeing Tyson in the ring again. I mean streaming like I was logged in to AOL on my 2400 baud modem. #TysonPaul 030
