Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Getting thrown out of the BSDM club because some girl asked for me to ruin her so I made her field my calls to my ISP customer support. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm waking up, my dick unsucked Working to pay a fine for misconduct 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Any new popular thing that is bad I will exclusively refer to as a "plop culture phenomena". 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Calling all Dobes to join the Dobevision. #thedobevision www.furaffinity.net/view/65869227/furaffinity.netThe Dobevision Begins by Sebastian_teh_DoberThe Dobevision is finally in effect. The Ping-scher is active.. . #thedobevision. . Art by capimichi 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026There's no experience like majoring public health during the Turd Reich. You learn about programs that were made to combat things like child mortality, violent diarrhea, and rural domestic abuse, then minutes later see that the program got shitcanned because of woke www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...newsweek.comTrump's CDC stopped monitoring explosive diarrhea parasite before outbreakFoodNet previously surveilled eight pathogens, for more than three decades. In 2025, monitoring was reduced down to two. 010
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Borrowing a copy of House of Leaves from my local library and writing "I'm over here stroking my dick" on a random page until they notice, day 209. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This might actually be the greatest meme template ever. I look forward to it becoming popular 3 years from now when my bones have finally crumbled to dust. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I can't believe it, I'm honored to have been on national television. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The newest "poopgate" incident has necessitated a new name for the front row seats at concerts to contrast the nosebleeds. I will put forth the following for consideration: Downbrown or Browntown Slosh pit Close poopximity Colon by your fame 110
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Call me SL-1 the way she about to yank my control rod too hard and I'm gonna lodge her in the ceiling. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'm up past my bedtime and I'm going to make it the nearest Taco Bell's problem. Battle stations employees because I will have a full salvo of torpedoes in the tube by the time I finish my Luxe Cravings Box and chase it with a liter of Baja Blats. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026www.furaffinity.net/view/65238749/ Art by @peachylu.bsky.socialfuraffinity.netThe Dobevision Lineart by Sebastian_teh_Dober 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Ladies, I really do mean I am a sexpert. Sit down, get comfortable, and allow your cunning linguist to narrate this textbook. 010
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Refer to my tongue as a Maytag because it's got a crazy spin cycle that removes liquids through centrifugal force. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I've spent the last few hours workshopping various absurd and obscene lines to neatly fit into Bruno Mars' "Grenade" song. Put my dick in a microwave for ya Used my scrotum like a sail for ya Pulled out my cock to wave for ya Got molested on a train for ya Left a diarrhea stain for ya 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Days until RFK Jr chokes on a cheese string made of panda smegma during a press conference about the state of Hantavirus: 11 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I promise you this. The moment I become the President of the US, my first executive order will be mandating that if a car's engine is running the low beam lights will be on. No matter what. If my 25 year old Jetta can do so can the 2026+ Throngungus SUVs, I will die on this hill. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I was stuck in traffic between the 3 most unfuckable cars. Overcompensating pickup truck, cybertruck, and the child flattener 3000 SUV. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I think we could either square the amount of insanity within president trump or cause a complete wraparound error if he is only referred to as "Melania's Husband". 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026No, I did not "crack" them. I cleaved them in twain. I pelverized them. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Fooling the enemy soldiers with a metallic ping sound they think is my Garand but it's instead my squadmate farting out his buttplug. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Call me Sloppenheimer the way I'm gonna turn a clitty to dust. 000
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Crazy how when these soulless dusty scrotum people are met with valid criticism instead of being incessantly praised by their echo chamber, they flee to back to where they are the biggest fart in the room. Hope you sit on whatever's left of your balls, prick. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/h...nytimes.comKey Adviser Quits Federal Vaccine Panel 001
Sebastian Wolk @thedobe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The world is a whimsical place. www.furaffinity.net/view/62220596 000
