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The Dapper Diner

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I eat. My 4 basic food groups are foie gras, sweetbread, truffle, & pork belly. All posts are solely the thoughts of my 5th personality. I am offensive.

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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 1h
The Rock at Trick Dog in SF (NA Cocktail): Abstinence Cape Malt, Lucano Amaro Zero, & Casals Rojo Zero
A dark red cocktail in a coupe glass. The glass is filled with a deep ruby liquid, and condensation is visible on the outside, indicating it is chilled. Three bright green olives are floating on the surface of the drink, adding a pop of contrasting color.

The glass is supported by a delicate, thin stem. It rests on a bright yellow square coaster which is tilted slightly in the frame. The coaster has a colorful, cartoonish design, with what looks like characters and text in a bold, blocky font. The words "TRICK DOG" is clearly visible in white lettering on the lower right portion of the coaster.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Chyna at Trick Dog in SF: Fords Gin, bitter, Veso TD Fig Leaf vermouth, & toasted rice
A clear glass of a light-colored beverage, filled with ice. The glass is positioned on a bright yellow coaster adorned with cartoonish drawings of wrestlers. The beverage reflects light, creating a bright, almost luminous effect within the glass. The large clear ice cube in the glass has an etched logo on its surface spelling out "Trick Dog" in white, blocky letters. Condensation is visible on the outside of the glass, indicating it's a cold drink.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Andre the Giant at Trick Dog in SF: Toki Japanese whisky, Covalle tomato water, gin, Fino Sherry, sweet potato, oregano, & lemon
A stemmed cocktail glass filled with a pale yellow drink topped with a thick, frothy white head. Two delicate green leaves are artfully placed on the foam, providing a vibrant contrast. The cocktail glass itself is elegantly shaped, with a wide bowl and a slender stem, resting on a brightly colored square coaster. The coaster is a vibrant yellow and features a busy, abstract pattern with cartoonish figures in shades of orange, red, white, and green, suggesting a playful or retro theme.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Tombstone shot at Trick Dog in SF: Mixed whiskeys, Mr. Black cold brew,, amaro, & stonefruit
A shot glass filled with a two-toned beverage, resting on a bright yellow coaster. The shot glass is positioned slightly to the left of the center of the frame.

The beverage inside the shot glass has a distinct layering. The bottom portion is a rich, dark red or amber color, while the top portion is a much darker, almost black, shade, suggesting two different liquids are present. There are subtle reflections on the surface of the liquid and on the glass itself. The glass appears to be clean but has a few faint white specks, possibly dust or small scratches.

The coaster beneath the shot glass is square with rounded corners and is a vibrant, almost neon yellow. It is decorated with an illustration of what appears to be a group of cartoonish, muscular figures, possibly wrestlers, depicted in various poses and wearing colorful attire, including green shorts and red and white shirts. The illustration is detailed but slightly blurred due to the focus being on the shot glass.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Jake the Snake at Trick Dog in SF: Hendrick's gin, dry vermouth, olives, peach, and CO2
A close-up, shallow depth of field shot focuses on a clear glass filled with ice and a clear liquid. Inside the glass, a tall spear of clear ice has a snake engraved into the ice. The glass is condensation-covered, indicating it's a cold drink. It rests on a bright yellow, rectangular coaster with a cartoonish illustration of figures, some of whom are depicted as muscular men in stylized clothing. The words "TRICK-DOG" are prominently displayed in bold, black lettering on the coaster. The background is dark and out of focus, showing hints of other objects like menus and the blurred figures of people, suggesting a bar or restaurant setting. The lighting is warm and slightly diffused, casting a subtle glow on the drink and coaster. The composition is vertical, emphasizing the glass and its contents, with the coaster providing a colorful base.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Blue Demon "Tiny Tini" at Trick Dog in SF: Griffo Gin, dry vermouth, bay leaf, & passionfruit
A striking close-up shot features a vibrant, opaque blue cocktail in a classic coupe glass, positioned slightly off-center to the right of the frame. The glass itself is clear and delicate, with a slender stem and a wide, shallow bowl that is filled to just below the rim. The cocktail's color is an intense, almost electric turquoise, with tiny bubbles visible on the surface, suggesting effervescence or recent preparation.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Diamond Dallas Page at Trick Dog in SF (NA cocktail): Lucano Amaro zero, Leopold Bros NA Aperitif, thyme, lemon, tonic, & egg white
A tall glass filled with a beverage, positioned slightly off-center to the left. The drink is layered, with a vibrant, golden-orange liquid forming the lower half and a thick, frothy white foam capping the top. The foam is so abundant that it spills over the rim of the glass, creating a cascading effect down the sides. A thin, glittery gold straw pierces the foam and stands upright in the center of the drink. The glass itself is clear, showcasing the distinct separation between the liquid and the foam.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Macho Man at Trick Dog in SF: Jefferson's Ocean bourbon, Benedictine, Licor de Axiote, Maleza, sweet vermouth, bitters, A1 steak sauce, & a Slim Jim garnish
A cocktail in a stemmed glass. The cocktail is a rich, translucent amber color, filling the bowl of the glass which has a flared rim. The glass stands on a dark, textured surface, possibly slate. Behind the glass, two pairs of sunglasses with dark lenses and metallic frames are visible, lying flat. The background consists of blurred wooden planks, suggesting an indoor or bar-like setting.

A distinctive element is the garnish attached to the rim of the glass. A small, light-colored wooden clothespin is clipped to the rim. This clothespin holds a white paper wrapper which, in turn, contains a long, slender, reddish-brown cured meat stick, often referred to as a jerky stick or Slim Jim. The meat stick is positioned vertically and is the most prominent feature extending from the glass. The paper wrapper has a scalloped edge at the top.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Frog Splash shot at Trick Dog in SF (NA cocktail): Almave blanco, Jasmine green tea, & pandan
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
Ric Flair at Trick Dog in SF (NA cocktail): Fluere dark cane, Dromme calm, Abstinence lemon bittersweet, TD non-alcoholic falernum, lime, bitters, & nutmeg
A drink served in a unique tiki mug shaped like a barrel. The mug is dark brown with textured wood grain details and has rope-like embellishments wrapped around it. On the front of the mug, there is a small rectangular plaque with the words "TRICK DOG" inscribed on it, along with a cross symbol. The mug is filled with ice and a refreshing-looking drink, topped with a generous sprig of fresh green mint leaves that spill over the rim. A light-colored straw is placed vertically in the drink, slightly off-center.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 2h
The Undertaker at Trick Dog in SF: Patron tequila, Mr. Black cold brew, Aedan Dengaku sauce, liqueursherry, pineapple, & lime
A tall glass of a yellow-orange cocktail filled with ice sits on a dark, textured bar surface. The drink is topped with a generous sprig of fresh mint leaves and a light foam layer. A light-colored straw, likely made of wood or paper, is inserted into the drink, protruding from the mint. The glass itself is clear and exhibits subtle condensation.

The background is softly blurred, suggesting an outdoor or open-air setting. A window frame, with dark wood elements, runs across the middle of the image, separating the foreground from the background. To the left of the cocktail, a rough, stone-like texture is visible, possibly part of a wall or ledge.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 3h
The Ultimate Warrior at Trick Dog in SF: Lost Explorer espadin mezcal, green papaya, pineapple. chiles, fish sauce, lime, peanuts, & cashews
A tall, green cocktail sits on a dark, marble-like countertop in front of a hexagonal blue and gold award or championship belt. The cocktail is in a clear glass with a thick, clear base. The drink is filled with crushed ice and appears to be a pale green color. It is garnished with several sprigs of fresh mint and a few small pieces of nuts. A thin, light-colored straw is inserted into the drink, also topped with mint.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 3h
Bret the Hitman Hart at Trick Dog in SF: Jack Daniel's rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, tamarind, & pickles
A coupe glass filled with a reddish-orange cocktail sits prominently in the foreground, catching the light and appearing to be on the rocks. The glass is stemmed and rests on a dark, textured bar surface. Perched on the rim of the glass, skewered on a thin wooden pick, is a whole gherkin pickle, adding a touch of brine to the drink's presentation.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 3h
Rowdy Roddy Piper at Trick Dog in SF: Johnnie Walker Black, single malt scotch, Gunpowder green tea, mango, & hay
A glass of amber-colored whiskey sits on a dark, textured surface. A large, square ice cube floats in the drink, bearing the embossed word "TRICK DOG" in white lettering. The glass itself is clear and slightly smudged, with a small condensation droplet visible near the rim.

Behind the whiskey glass, a pair of sunglasses with dark brown lenses and thin, gold-colored frames are partially visible, positioned to the left. Further back and slightly out of focus is a short, clear glass filled with a clear liquid, likely water or another spirit.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 3h
HHH at Trick Dog in SF: Laird's apple brandy, Bianco vermouth, vanilla, cacao, coffee, Coca-Cola, & ice cream
A short glass filled with a dark amber liquid and ice sits on a dark, textured surface. The liquid is topped with a thick, fluffy layer of white foam, reaching almost to the rim of the glass. The glass is transparent, allowing the rich color of the drink and the clear ice cubes within to be visible. The lighting highlights the texture and color of the foam, creating a soft, inviting appearance.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 3h
Rikishi at Trick Dog in SF: Drouin calvados, Ichiko saiten shochu, shiso, & lemon
A vibrant green cocktail in a coupe glass. The drink is topped with a thick layer of white foam, creating a striking contrast. A single, fresh green leaf with visible veins is delicately placed on the foam, serving as a garnish. The cocktail itself has a smooth, opaque texture, suggesting a creamy or frothy consistency.

The coupe glass has a classic shape with a wide, shallow bowl and a slender stem, resting on a clear, polished foot. The glass is clear, allowing the color of the drink to be prominent.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 3h
Stone Cold Steve Austin at Trick Dog in SF: Altamura vodka, dry vermouth, & lettuce
A clear cocktail in a coupe glass. The cocktail itself is a light, translucent liquid with a faint blueish hue, suggesting a clean or gin-based spirit. It is garnished with two slices of what appears to be tomato, skewered together on a thin wooden pick. The tomato slices are a vibrant red and show their juicy interior, with the seeds visible in one slice.

The glass has a delicate stem and a wide, shallow bowl, typical of a coupe. The liquid fills the bowl almost to the brim. The lighting highlights the transparency of the drink and the sharpness of the garnish.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Corn cappelletti w/blueberry, brown butter, ricotta salata, & pickled fresno chili at Flour + Water in SF
The image features a plate of cylindrical pasta arranged in a circular pattern. The cappelletti are filled and topped with various ingredients, including herbs, edible flowers, and small pieces of cheese and red sliced chili. The dish is presented on a shallow white plate, and the background suggests a dimly lit restaurant setting.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Duck Casoncelli w/pistachio, kumquat, & charred endive at Flour + Water in SF.
The main subject is a pasta dish featuring broad, irregular yellow pasta pieces mixed with small rounded pieces and a chunky, herb-speckled sauce. Fine strands of white garnish curl across the top, alongside small yellow pieces and scattered herbs. The white ceramic plate has a gently curved rim and subtle dark speckles.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Salsiccia Bianca pizza w/pork sausage, broccoli rabe, caciocavallo,& guindilla peppers at Flour + Water in SF
A freshly baked pizza with visible toppings of sausage, broccoli, and peppers sits on a white plate. The pizza has a characteristic charred crust, indicating it was cooked in a very hot oven.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Big Chicken Katsu w/Green Goddess, Brokaw avocados, & pickled shallots at True Laurel in SF
The image showcases a vibrant and artfully arranged dish on a light blue ceramic plate with a dark brown rim. The main subject is a substantial piece of breaded and fried cutlet, forming the base of the dish. It has a golden-brown, crispy exterior.

Crowning this base is a generous mound of fresh salad. The salad is a mix of various green leaves, including what appears to be lettuce, and is generously garnished with fresh mint leaves, dill sprigs, and thinly sliced rings of white onion. Scattered throughout the salad are also pieces of ripe, green avocado and small segments of red radish, adding pops of color and texture. A creamy green dressing is visible, drizzled over the salad and some of the avocado.

To the right of the salad, on the plate, is a bright green slice of lime, its juicy texture evident.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bay Bay Bubbler (NA) at True Laurel in SF: California Bay Laurel, dealcoholized tequila, & quinine
The image displays a close-up of a clear, refreshing beverage in a glass. The drink is filled with ice cubes and appears to be a light, possibly sparkling liquid, with small bubbles visible throughout. A single, vibrant green Bay leaf with a slight curve is delicately placed inside the glass, adding a natural and aromatic element. The glass itself is slightly frosted, suggesting it's cold and condensation has formed on the exterior. 

The glass rests on a white, decorative coaster with a scalloped edge, which in turn sits on a dark, rich wooden surface. The wood has a polished, slightly mottled texture, contributing to a warm and inviting ambiance.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Love Below at True Laurel in SF: Solera rum, Lovage, grape tomato, dry vermouth, & "citrus n' tequila"
A close-up, eye-level shot features a single, clear glass of a golden-hued alcoholic beverage sitting on a wooden table. The drink is served with a large, clear ice cube, within which a faint image of a face appears from the coaster beneath the glass. Perched on top of the ice cube is a single, small, bright red cherry tomato slice, providing a vivid pop of color against the muted tones of the drink and the ice. The glass itself has a subtle, almost invisible rim, suggesting a delicate and modern design. It rests on a white paper coaster with a scalloped edge on a brown wooden bar top.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sagan Summer at True Laurel in SF: Bourbon, Saturn peach, Auslese, bitters, & fino
A cocktail in a Nick & Nora glass with a red float on top of an opaque yellowish liquid sits on a wooden bar top. In the background, out of focus, are shelves with various items and a small potted plant.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Beef & Guinness Pie w/mashed potato, & split bone marrow w/parsley liquor on the side at Dingle's Public House in SF.
A browned meat pie sits beside a roasted bone marrow half on a white plate. The split bone exposes herb-covered marrow for scooping.The browned meat pie is split open so the browned minced and ground meat inside is spilling out while the bone marrow sits in the background of the pie.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sausage roll with brown sauce at Dingle's Public House in SF
Two pastries sit on a green-rimmed plate. The front pastry's open end exposes a dark filling and flaky layers hidden in the rear roll.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Scotch Egg w/pork sausage & English mayo mustard at Dingle's Public House in SF.
A halved fried Scotch egg with two halves sit on a white plate with green edging. Their orange yolks remain intact and glossy and brown sausage surrounds the eggs, while a yellow sauce has spilled onto the plate beneath them.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Belacan Aioli Crispy Chicken Sandwich w/breaded & deep fried chicken, Brioche bun, chopped sour cabbage, & homemade Belacan aioli w/a side of garlic shrimp crackers at Rasa Rasa Kitchen in SF.
A burger with leafy lettuce and a toasted bun sits on a plate beside pale puffed crackers. A tiny cup of chopped green sambal relish stands apart, providing the only visible wet condiment for the burger and crackers.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When you go to a friend's house, but they're also having a birthday party for their kid who picked out two pinatas.
A giant Pacifco beer bottle pinata that's brown with the bright yellow label leans against a tree trunk next to a bright yellow Pikachu pokemon pinata.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very nice new signage at soon to be open fingers crossed Stir Crazy cocktail bar in SF.
A blue painted exterior of a corner building with large windows and a new white sign that says Stir Crazy with an orange border.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pistachio & chocolate croissant from One65 in SF
A light brown croissant with laminated dough running zig zag to make a round croissant with green pistachio crumbs on top with chocolate layered between the folds.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One65 breakfast sandwich at One65 in SF: smoked bacon, gruyere, folded eggs, avocado spread, garlic aioli, & toasted brioche
Brown brioche bun with dark grill marks holding together brown crispy bacon and yellow eggs with a small melted piece of white cheese from one side sitting on a white plate
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pork chop w/ summer corn, tomato, & Shishito peppers at Maligne in Seaside.
A white plate with brown sauce with yellow and black grilled corn pieces on top. Placed on the pile of corn is a think brown pork chop that has green peppers piled on top.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rarely find myself near Monterey/Seaside these days, but Maligne in Seaside is a surprise... Grilled polenta w/ olive vinaigrette, herbs, & Parmesan in front, smoked beet salad w/herb salad & buttermilk dressing
Two white plates, one with Grilled yellow polenta cube covered in white shaved Parmesan on top w/ olive vinaigrette on the plate and green herbs under the Parmesan. The plate in the back has dark red smoked beet slices with bright green pile of herb leaves and white  buttermilk dressing on the plate.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boothby cocktail w/Charbay whiskey, sweet vermouth, & champagne; 2 tiny tinis, and a steak sandwich on new 15 Romolo branded plates.
Light gold translucent cocktail in a nick and Nora glass with edible flowers as garnish sitting on the brown wooden bar top with a pair of sunglasses behind it A tiny meal shaker with 2 small clear glasses with clear cocktail and single olives on a metal pick as garnish on the wooden bar top.A half steak sandwich on fluffy ciabatta bread on a white plate with green 15 Romolo logo printed on it.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They also got a new record juke box put in place where the old men's bathroom door was and it has one very important song... If you know, you know.
Front image of a lit up old juke box with records and all the selections.A close up of the juke box selection which includes Rich Girl.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They put in new booths and some very nice new lighting above the bar which was hand made by one of the owners. Also, 15 Romolo finally has air conditioning!
Dark green upholstery on the new wooden booths, dark new wooden flooring in the main area of the bar.Behind the bar is looking swanky and Mad Men era with overhead lighting made of curved wood and acrylic diffusers.A big AC vent on the white ceiling of the main bar area which is full of people.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
15 Romolo getting very close to opening... Much love to Tablehopper for holding her 20th anniversary party there which doubled as a preview on the remodel.
Tall Ian pouring a bottle of champagne into the top glass of a glass pyramid.Liam in his white dress dress shirt and navy jacket gives a speech while Juanita More watches from the bar area to his right.Tablehopper gives a speech celebrating her 20th anniversary while Juanita More watches on to her right and Romolo owner Jon listens from behind the bar.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hakata tonkotsu DX ramen w/chashu pork, soft boiled egg, kikurage mushrooms, bean sprouts, pickled ginger, buta kakuni, green onion, sesame seeds, & nori at Marufuku Ramen
Bowl of ramen in white broth with big chunk of pork belly and thin slices of pork belly with a white whole soft yolk egg, red pickled ginger, yellow corn, green onions, and a sheet of green nori.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you didn't know, San Francisco's fastest bartender, Marco, now works shifts at Tadich Grill and has improved their classic cocktail game.
Marco Dionysus in a white Tadich jacket making an old fashioned at the bar.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forwarded from a friend who replied to one of those Steve Hilton fundraising texts... Not sure why a Trump supporting British immigrant needs to ask for free money.
Text reply to request for $10 donation to stop the  Democrats that reads, "stop begging for money and looking for handouts. I don't respond to aggressive panhandling. Get a job."
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Animals you should not kill."
Photo of donkeys and jelly fish and dogs with "Find animals that live where the reference animal lives" prompt.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What AI is this CAPTCHA training?
Captcha of multiple basketballs, brooms, and planes with the text "Select things that would cost you more money than shown."
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Catching up with middle school and high school friends during an Oktoberfest event means lots of thank God there were no cell phone cameras back then conversations while spouses look confused.
A 1l stein with medium brown Oktoberfest beer.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We're so back, baby!
15 Romolo in SF front entrance now in tile
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Comic meme with woman doing stand up saying "I know the grim reaper is a white man because if anyone else was this bad at their job they'd be fired."
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nightburger pop up at Nightbird in SF
A double patty burger with melted cheese on a brown sesame bun with a lollipop side and pickles on the side.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sf.eater.com/2020/2/11/21...
On what Nakano alleges was Hapa investor Owen Van Natta’s ultimate plan for the spot: “It turned out he didn’t want to open restaurants. He had another project planned — a food mall–type thing in a huge building on the corner of 18th and Mission that’s been vacant forever. I came to learn that his real plan was to buy up everything on that block so he could basically run out the leases on everything and then put in condos.”
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
RIP this techie douchenozzle who actually thought a restaurant could be profitable in only 4 months.
Here is a statement from Owen’s family:
The entire Van Natta family is heartbroken. We are still struggling to comprehend the loss of a deeply loved father, son, brother, and partner, whose presence meant so much to so many. Above all, Owen was a devoted and loving father to his two daughters, who were the center of his life. He took enormous pride in them and treasured the time they shared together. His loss leaves an absence that cannot be measured.
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The wrestling themed coasters that were not available opening menu day are now at Trick Dog.
Cartoon drawing of multiple pro wrestlers on a yellow background square coaster that says Trick Dog in block white font at the top.
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