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ShariM

@thedanglybits.bsky.social
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Book buying, scuba diving, urologist, who is a sucker for puns, cute animal pictures and new recipes. If we could all stop calling it junk and go back to calling it jewels, my job would be easier (but probably less interesting). #urology

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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finally got someone over to help get this beauty by @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca up on the wall. Love it.
Painting of a black highway stretching out into the distance with green foothills on either side. Dark blue storm clouds are pouring  a column of rain, and a single bolt of lightning strikes ground in the distance. The sky and the rain is lit up by the bright reds, oranges, and yellows of a sunset also being reflected in some water on the ground on the right side.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a ride! Don’t start reading this unless you have the time to get through it in 1-2 days because you will be sucked in. I cried (more than once), cheered, gasped. Loved every moment of it. #audiobook #📚 #Whalefall
Cover art for the audiobook of “Whalefall” by Daniel Kraus. Read by Kirby Heyborne. A large sperm whale, vertical in the water with the head up, mouth open, a scuba diver above the open mouth, outlined by sun in the background.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Sunset over the Red Sea along the coast of #Egypt.
Red and orange sunset over the Red Sea along the coast of Egypt. There is a diving boat in the background and a bird flying in the sky. The water is fairly calm.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My favourite definition of a libertarian:
(From Twitter, March 6, 2019)

Libertarian Party: In your words, what do Libertarians believe?

The Amos with the Pearl Earring: My girlfriend shouldn’t have to sit in a car seat.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Man (labeled “me”) with a lead pipe (also labeled “me”) in his raised hand ready to strike, coming up behind someone wearing a red hoodie and black backpack (and they are also labeled “me”).
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Miraculously only gained 2lbs after eating my weight in cheese and bread, while drinking fabulous wines and champagnes in France 🇫🇷. I’ll be back. Hopefully my French won’t be quite so atrocious by then.
Display case showing many different kinds of French cheese. Assorted cakes and pastries with strawberries and raspberries on top Assorted pastries in a display case at a French bakery Pistachio Paris Brest. A puff pastry cut in half with a pistachio buttercream filling.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My young Saskatoon bush is finally bearing fruit.
Jar full of plump Saskatoon berries from my backyard.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who doesn’t love a beautiful library? This is one of my favourites: The Old Library of Trinity College. #Libraries #Dublin #TrinityCollege
Beautiful 18th century library with dark oak beams and a wooden barrel vaulted ceiling. There are busts at each row of shelves. It is lit with ambient light.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My BIL rescued an injured crow. She can’t fly but he stretches her wings out every day. She makes some cool noises but only for him. He absolutely adores her.
An injured crow sits on the hand of my brother in law (not pictured). Her name is Dixie.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’ve given up trying to say something profound about the passing of #PopeFrancis. Many others have already articulated my complicated thoughts much better. So here’s a picture of when I visited the #Vatican 6 yrs ago.
Picture taken inside Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican. It is looking up at a dome with windows around the circumference that let in light. The panels of the dome are ornately decorated and there is a round window at the top of the dome. At the bottom of the screen is an incomplete image of a large ornately carved wooden structure that is dark brown with 4 spiral posts and an almost crown like but rectangular canopy. This is St. Peter’s baldachin (by Bernini) and the tomb of St. Peter lies below this. Lots of gold leaf in the room accenting much of it.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#TimelineCleanse Ok trying to feel more cheerful today, and forget that it’s snowing AGAIN so here’s Ngardmau waterfalls in #Palau. It’s broader than it looks here, and about 30 m high.
Waterfall with more water coming down the sides and less in the middle, so you can see through the middle part to the rocks and bright green moss and grass in behind. In the foreground there is a small rainbow.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A #urology #TimelineCleanse. If you know, you know. Got this for my birthday a few years ago. Some friends just get you.
An engraved silver spoon on dark green tissue paper. The engraving says “NOT a prostate spoon!”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#TimelineCleanse A Depressed Spider Crab (Xenocarcinus depressus) in Raja Ampat 2019. Cheer it up by helping to keep our oceans clean. #Damai #Scubadiving #UnderwaterPhotography
A close up of a red spider crab with a long “snout.” There is a wavy white stripe along the top side which is slightly depressed, and presumably that’s how it got its name. It doesn’t refer to its emotional state, lol. It is somewhat camouflaged on a red sea fan. This picture was taken at night under water.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This what it looks like when they bite you. I was slowly inching in to photograph a porcelain crab and a clownfish basically told me to piss off by chomping on my shutter finger. I wasn’t even all that close! But I wasn’t the first person trying to get a shot and the fish said “no more paparazzi!”
My flexed index finger with a faint circle and two dots in the middle from a fish bite. It’s not very impressive, but I found it funny how their little teef made a mark.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
#TimelineCleanse Amphiprion frenatus, also known as a tomato clownish. Taken in the Philippines near Dauin. I’m not an expert but think this is a female. #clownfish #scuba #UnderwaterPhotography
Anemonefish with a reddish orange face and fins, black body, and a bright white vertical stripe or head bar, just behind its eyes. It’s swimming in its anemone, which is yellowish in colour. Its mouth is slightly open and you can see its tiny teeth.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
#TimelineCleanse Here’s a little orangutan crab on some Fimbriaphyllia ancora (hammer coral). Taken near Apo Island, Philippines.
A tiny red-orange hairy crab nestled in some coral that has tendrils that look like C’s. There are a couple of little air bubbles stuck to one of its legs (presumably from scuba divers).

I have no idea why it’s called hammer coral. It doesn’t look anything like a hammer.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A picture of an anemone fish that I find funny because the fish is orange and there is a white stripe with a thin black border that doesn’t extend all the way around. The ends of the stripe are along the ventral part of the fish, and look like they are covering breasts. The ventral fins look like legs and it has a sort of Borat bathing suit look to it.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The jet lag is hitting hard, so since I can’t sleep, here’s some stuff I took pictures of in the ocean. #SeaKrait #BobbitWorm #PorcelainCrab #ScubaDiving #UWPhotography
Sea krait, which is a silvery white and black striped snake that is venomous. In this picture it is looking for prey in the coral. Taken near Dauin, Philippines. Bobbit or Eunice worm. A benthic bristle worm coming out of the sand only a short distance on a night dive. The head is disgusting, looking like a toilet brush, but grosser. The body is largely buried in the sand and almost looks a pretty shimmering gold, only because you can’t see the rest of its hideous self.Porcelain crab, white with red spots that look like freckles. It’s hanging out on a brownish anemone, completely oblivious to my attention.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m sorry to the writers I used to enjoy reading, but I have voice my displeasure somehow.
A screenshot of my email from The Washington Post confirming my subscription cancellation.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’m enjoying a scuba diving holiday. This is a juvenile frog fish.
A small faintly green white frog fish with some smaller pink areas sitting alone on the sand. Taken in the Philippines near Dauin.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Another bit of essential reading to understand what is going on.
Book cover for “The End of Reality: How 4 Billionaires are selling a fantasy future of the metaverse, Mars, and crypto.” By Jonathan Taplin.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Don’t put things up your urethra that shouldn’t be there. And almost everything shouldn’t be there. #urology #foreignbodies
A row of 4 thin wires, each about 3”/7 cm long, folded like a U, that I retrieved from a man’s urethra.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
What does the algorithm know that I do not?👀
Two ads: “what do I need to be aware of if I pass away in Spain?” And “what happens when I die in Spain?”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
January 1 in Cordoba. There’s worse ways to start the year.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Hopefully you have some time this week to just put your feet up and take a book break. What is everyone reading this Christmas? I’m reading The Book of Thorns by Hester Fox.
Cover of the book called The Book of Thorns by author Hester Fox. Green background with drawn red roses and with dark yellow lettering.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
What was where? Say pus or purulent. But only Mrs. Slocombe gets to say pussy.
“…of the throat had some pussy stuff at the back of…”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Is this better or worse than a young wart?
“Consistent with old wart.”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
What medications do you take? I see. And how long have you been on potato, Mr. Smith?
“Amlodipine, potato, tamsulosin, Tylenol.”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Pretty sure that isn’t what he said.
“…about how to diddle with this lesion.”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Dictation fails: I think the word you’re looking for is “purulent.”
“…having pussy discharge from abdomen.”
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Something happened between Nov 6 and Nov 7 to drive up the cost of shares in this company that owns private prisons and detention centers. I wonder what that was?
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m getting pretty good at making Tiger Tiger ice cream. 😋
Orange and licorice ice cream swirled together in a container.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Yes, I’d like more please. We appear to be all out. We have no MORE.
Medical supply cart with an empty slot labeled MORE.
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ShariM @thedanglybits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Current mood.
Current mood. Wooden carving on a wood paneled wall of a dour looking woman with her arms crossed in front of her chest.
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