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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my gf hates it when i fuck her face but her gay best friend has no problem with it.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my roommate used to get picked on by my older brother and i felt bad so i help make up for it the best way i can.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
why would my brother & i fight over the same guy? we love to share.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my bf always wondered how i’m super wet sometimes, he thinks it’s because i love his dick. i really be letting old man dick the street hit.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
just got off work, getting head from my girl’s little brother while she goes get the kids.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
after trials & tribulations, my father in law finally welcomed me into the family.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
visiting my old coach
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i got two rewards to all of my college athletes. 1, who makes the most points? 2 who makes the winning shots? they get whatever they want & i do mean whatever they want.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i decided it was about time i taught my stepson a lesson. you’re over 21, you don’t work so you don’t contribute to anything & you think you’re gonna be sneaking guys in to where i pay bills? nah, ima get in on some of that action too.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my girl like to tease me before she goes off to work thinking i’m saving dick for her, meanwhile i’m hitting one of my favorite eaters whole time.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i’m the new dad on the block so the other dads warned me to stay away from the old widow down the street cause of how lonely he was.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is what coach means when he says he wants a one on one with everyone. first rule, no girls this college semester, he wants us to focus.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my gf’s dad gives better head than her tbh
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
letting my gf’s two gay brothers fight over me
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i could’ve went down for a dui but i got a disorderly conduct & two sore holes.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i love that my gf doesn’t ask me a lot of questions, i wouldn’t be able to explain anything. the only answer is your dad paid for it. i’d only dread if he ask why he did it.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
when your dad isn’t in your life so your gay uncle taught you how to be a man.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
watching my bf get bred by my roommate. they both know i love sloppy seconds!
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
brothers normally fight to bond, this is how me & my step bro learned to bond.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
when my gf won’t put out, her gay best friend never miss my phone call
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
whenever i’m short on my half of the rent, my brother makes sure i pay him back one way or another.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“man fuck you know i ain’t gay but as long as you don’t tell your parents that i’m out here smoking a joint, i wont tell your sister that your sucking my cock.”
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i didn’t expect to get off work early to see my brother taking dick from our neighbor
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
just moved into a new neighborhood & met my neighbor for the first time. an old sweet widowed man that’s been lonely for almost 2 years. he said he missed those days with his wife when he just got to be a man & use his dick to take his frustrations out. the next day i showed up with a case of beer.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
my roomie says he fuck with strict tops. funny how i can make his bf my bitch with just the flick of a tongue after he goes to work.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
if you make your wife happy, you’re good. if you make her dad happy, you’re a legend.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i used to bully this guy back in high school for being gay but i learned that a hole is a hole since then. flash forward to me getting on grindr & him messaging me to come cuck him & his bf. his bf had a nice ass so i went for it. i’m not a mean guy anymore but damn if he doesn’t make it easy.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
dad always said to have one gay friend in the friend group. but what if there’s two bi guys? they make a whole gay right?
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
when both of my friends are acting bitcher than me & i provide a simple solution.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
one on one’s with coach
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
my daughter is my princess but her bf is my little slut.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
my bf is a slut & i knew that beforehand. that’s what i love about him most though. a guy catches us in the garage & buddy asks if he could join. my bf got to his knees before i could answer.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
when my son in law & i decide to stay at the cabin & send the girls off shopping.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i love hanging around my brother in law when he gets drunk. he makes sure i eat, make it home safe & makes sure i’m gonna sleep good.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
nobody knows how close my step bro & i really are
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
spending time with my gf’s dad
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
whenever my stepdad comes home drunk, he stops by my room first to make sure “i’m ok.” i tell him no anyway just cause i know what he’s gonna do to make it better.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
we always tell the families in the cul de sac that they were free to use the pool, just let my husband or i know in advance. sometimes the family comes, sometimes the dads come to “swim alone.”
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
with my wife upstairs sleep, drunk from date night, i knew instantly wasn’t getting any. my son’s best friend on the other hand was wide awake in the living room. i always knew there was a reason those two slept i. the same bed.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
went out drinking with my best friend & my little bro. when we got back to the house, i go off to go piss. come back & my little bro is pounding the shit out of my best friend.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“close the door chump. you were off work & had dad all day. it’s my turn now.”
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i love when my bf’s roommate is single, more dick for me!
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
dad always help me unwind & unload when i get off of work.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
when you & your professor find a way to discuss your grades
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i don’t speak on the things i did to get into my frat my sophomore year of college, but let’s just say i took on a lot of work to get my family where we are now with my connections.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my sister’s bf swears he’s straight, but i already see through that. my point was proven when i told him to come take a few shots with me & he had on a thong.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
man, i’m always horny. if it’s not my girl, then it’s her brother. somebody’s catching this load.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
having a gay brother, i knew instantly when my gf’s gay uncle started flirting with me at her family dinner. he waited until we got alone & asked if i’ve ever been with a guy. told him he’d have to ask his nephew. i was digging in his hole the next day.
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
a real boss knows what team bonding looks like
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thedadwisperer.bsky.social @thedadwisperer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my son reminds me of myself back in my college years. i always wondered what it would like like from the other pov.
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