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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA

@thecostcoguys.bsky.social
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
MOGMOTOPIA'S ECLIPSE
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
CHARISIMATOPHOBIA
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
THEY WINCE AT THE SIGHT OF THE RIZZLER. BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD. YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO MOGMOTOPIA
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Y'all ain't ready for my Griddy
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
YOU ARE THE IMPERSONATOR! Us at Rizzler Headquarters used to EAT YOU PEOPLE UP for BREAKFAST!
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
RIZZLER TAKEOVER. AJ AND BIG JUSTICE, IF YOU WANT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK I'M GONNA NEED $40,000 IN COLD HARD CASH IN THE BACK OF A CHEVORLET TRAVERSE. AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STOP TELLING ME TO GET ON A DIET.
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Santa Claus @saintnicholas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The Rizzler is on the- wait.. what's wrong, Rizzler?
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
FUCK... WE CLONED HIM TOO MUCH... CITIES ARE GOING DOWN... WE'RE SO SORRY COSTCO BROS... WE'RE DOOMED!!
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
RIZZLER BACK FROM THE DEAD ☠️!!! YUP THIS IS RIZZLER !!! YUP RIZZLER DIED A HOUR AGO!!! YUP THIS IS HIS CLONE !!!! YUP I CLONED HIM TWICE!!! SECOND RIZZLER GETS HERE IN A MONTH!!! WHY DID I CLONE HIM TWICE ? BCUZ I CAN!!!🤣😂 ENJOY BULLY WORLD 🌍 IPHONE 📲 PIC JUST GOT RIZZLER BACK 2 WEEKS AGO!!!
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The Rizzler told me he wanted to be buried in a PUBG coffin. We're going to have him a PUBG gravestone and coffin custom made.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Fuck. I'm so sorry. We lost him. The Rizzler passed away in his sleep of natural causes last night. Fuck. I'm so fucking sorry.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm very sad to announce Big Justice is still alive after his lobotomy, but the treatment was successful.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
3 likes and we'll give Big Justice a lobotomy
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You know what you get when you cross a mentally unstable rizzler, with a mother that abandons him in walmart?
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You wanna know how I got this rizz, Jimmy Fallon?
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
it was a boom
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We will not be rating the twin towers as a boom or a doom. Stop requesting this.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Big Justice was getting bullied in school the other day. Let's just say I killed a father of three.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is AJ posting we're happy to announce the death of The Rizzler. Was pissing me off so I electrocuted him.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is the Rizzler posting yall rate my rizz Your a parking ticket because you got a Fine
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
. @raywj.bsky.social Never make a video about me or my son Big Justice again. You are a washed up fraud. DOOM.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@raywj.bsky.social Never make a video about my son Big Justice Again.
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
We're costco guys, We're so happy to be nominated, even if we don't win!
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Streamy Awards @streamys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
We're happy to announce AJ + Big Justice @thecostcoguys.bsky.social as our first nominee for Breakout Creator of the Year!
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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CHARISIMATOPHOBIA @thecostcoguys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This platform is officially a BOOM from the costco guys!
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