the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026why would i “practice” safe sex, im already good at it 011
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 09/06/2026smoked for the first time and spent 30 minutes totally convinced the word horse had a u in it 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 07/05/2026tysm to @smooxie.bsky.social for making my himbo otter son real 110
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 07/03/2026i thought mitski’s newest album was good and now spotify thinks i like the smiths? yeah nice try isreal 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 04/03/2026windows uses ai and linux is too complicated, it’s time we start using temple os. instead of an ai assistant you can just message terry davis and get called a slur 031
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 03/03/2026“protein” this “anti oxidant” that, us true phlegmcells are balancing our humors #leeches 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 11/02/2026i like to put a bone in the middle of my burrito so i can pretend I’m eating someone’s arm 110
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 09/02/2026bad bunny releases his Puerto Rican Power™ at the super bowl, killing 536 and injuring 12 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 01/12/2025i stopped drinking boba because it hurts to pee the pearls out 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 31/10/2025gonna buy one of those NEO robots so I can roleplay as the father from detroit become human and permanently traumatize the person controlling it 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 20/10/2025big fan of the ai generated advertisements for gambling on political outcomes, very excited to see what the next worst thing ever will be 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 09/10/2025one day i’m going to kidnap someone and wake them up to a pitch black shower that switches between burning hot and freezing cold water every 10 seconds to see what that does to a person 110
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 22/08/2025is all of the art channels i’m subbed to suddenly posting videos linking their patreons a recession indicator? 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 21/08/2025friendslop is such a better trend than battle royales were 110
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 27/07/2025thank god silent hill is a walkable city, game wouldn’t be nearly as good if you had to walk on the side of a highway for 7 hours 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 24/07/2025celsius is like if they combined adderal and an aphrodisiac into a heavenly drink 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 28/06/2025i’m not religious or anything but passionately delivering a sermon to a crowd of people in church gotta feel good as fuck 110
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 22/06/2025im begging everyone to make more punk ralsei art you guys don’t understand i would DIE for him 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 07/05/2025if anyone wants some premarital while the popes still out of commission hmu 010
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 15/04/2025cant the irs go easy on a passionate white boy with joy and whimsy in his heart 020
the cool @thecoool.bsky.social · 01/04/2025instead of making me angry this app just makes me realize how much cooler other people are than me 010
