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Idris Fashan

@thecontentkid.bsky.social
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Lover of ads, words, deeds and fool madammes. And hummus. 🙌🏾 🆙 🇨🇦

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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 42m
It was ZERO DEGREES today and I was already getting nonsense in Edmonton. In EDMONTON. 🙃 Truck drunk crazies.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 44m
One of my politico buds wants to start a dark money group called “But hear me out” and spike every campaign with sexual innuendo. 🤣
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 2h
He actually called it Las Indias which the Spanish crown renamed to Indias Occidentales since he basically was a drunk with bad geography.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 2h
And he called it the West Indies FFS. I mean, his geography was basically as bad as any average modern American. Columbus basically failed up as an explorer. 😆
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👇🏾 In case ANYONE needed to see how the sausage gets made… 👇🏾
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do y’all ship to Canada?
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It actually works out for them. Resignations are a benefit to ideologues. That’s the logical conundrum of principles. When principles are tested and institutions fail do you stay to fight from within and risk your good name, or resign and keep it?
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s like Canada, Australia and 5/7ths of Europe don’t exist. 🤣
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The cigarette before desert is also a helluva subtle flex. 😎
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also the majority of media owners are seniors, not unlike seniors who enjoy health benefits from e-bikes. The people covering the stories are not. They are career people without the same $$ constraints. E-bikes and the media narrative peddling could be seen from an age/class issue.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The biophysical world might not. Sure the rocks will remain, but all complex life? We have limits that humans are forcing us all to cross.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trade copywriter here. 👋🏾 2 days ago I heard a tech say about checking a technical manual (re: my bike brake calibration issue) that “this manual was unremarkably efficient—nothing more, nothing less,” and I sent Rocky Mountain 🚲 an email with 10 🥹 + 💙 for their comms team.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Invention is the mother of necessity.”- New conservatives, maybe
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lobbying: it’s as American as apple pie. But it’s also a great way to see who and what is hiding in PLAIN SIGHT. Follow the Benjamins!
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christ who wears that stuff?
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good to hear, so now y’all need to eye up at 🇨🇦 🌲 planting paces. Edmonton, Alberta has added 810k net new trees since 2021, and our Roots for Trees volunteer program planted over 45k trees and shrubs and 1.8k wildflowers. Get it, NYC! Hope to see you on the leaderboard. 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazing. 🚲💙
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is this not an Olympic sport? 💙
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fact that she’s presented like a hero is the second-most dystopian part of this. She sounds like my mom when shit broke loose, “Game. Fucking. Over.” And that’s when everything ended in the house. Democrats need to upend the culture of technocracy & borrow from actual people—like parents. 😕
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish folks who work at home could volunteer to be a bike bus co-rider. I ride trails/paths every morning anyhow. But I wouldn’t feel right as a no-child adult volunteering without VERY good protections for kids, but i would love to help it grow… Maybe one day—maybe other ways, as well. 💙
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m stil going through them, but it reads more like ‘Sovereignty’ structured on our ability to build in order to sell, And not build in order to keep. 😔
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The edits and production are absolutely sinister. The soundscapes are straight out of a folk horror film, and the saturation is pure 🤌🏾
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They misspelled conspired.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A key ingredient to world war: impunity.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, the old, “if an AI does it, is it REALLY criminal?” “Mens rea, actus reus! “🤷🏾‍♂️😆
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s way quicker! Big weekend shops are… big in size, lineups and time.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, NOW facts matter? 🤡 What about holding space for two UNRELATED CONFLICTS instead of mounting bodies like you’re playing a computer game, there EA.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“WHAT ABOUT MY WHATABOUTISM?!” 🙃🙃🙃
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s really funny how bozos say that about snow too—as if fat bikes and studded tires don’t exist. WINTER MAKES BIKING EVEN MORE FUN. The same trails I ride in summer are completely changed with 6-8 inches of hard pack. What’s old and familiar becomes new. ❄️ 💙 🚲
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course “Mr. I loooooooove Hitlah…” is going to deny genocide. 🤣
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🫡 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never heard of caster sugar but I’m in Canada. We only call it berry sugar though I had a relative call it ‘cold sugar’ since it dissolves in less than hot water. That’s east coasters for ya! 😆
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because to certain people with power, equality and equity feels like a type of murder. It isn’t. We have had to keep saying this for HUNDREDS OF YEARS. We’re tired.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sidebar: I’m a son of Loyalists and 1812 war refugees who settled in NS, so this has layers of interest for black Canadians. 🙌🏾
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Instant follow. Congratulations. Look forward to reading it! 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess no one at CENTCOM thought IRGC Navy might have war gamed this out, like any normal 14 year old playing a strategy game in the last 30-ish years?? 🙄 🙄
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@parismarx.com oh damn, you’re coming to Edmonton in November? Nice! Hoping a signed copy of your book are in my future 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cyclists were the primary force behind organized political pressure for better, paved roads before the arrival of cars and drivers. Drivers now think they own the road and oppose safe infrastructure for all other road users. What if tanks started using roads and were crushing cars and people?
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Backstory: How Bikes Built Our Highways | The Saturday Evening Post
Urban elites with a fancy hobby teamed up with rural farmers in a movement that transformed the country.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My kingdom for a print of this!
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My proudest mountain biker joke to date: What do you call a group of road riders? … … A Lycra. 😎
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I like the cut of your jib! 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
His cruelty (and cost) is his political point. That he says good things once every two years is enough for people to excuse how cruel he is to people who might think differently to him. He never ‘looks down’ with respect, just contempt. He doesn’t care about public purses either.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shocking but not surprising. They run on bunker fuel which is a much less refined product. I study climate, so I am hardly a Stan for gas but refined hydrocarbons are much easier to filter. 1-2 catalytic converters👇🏾 noxious gasses by 90% & diesel lacks the sulphur/nitrogen .
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I haven’t done something so fast in my humble life. GODSPEED 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That reads like classic rape culture fog spoken by people who can’t see the problem with it. “Rape threats? Man up!” “Death threats? Blame yourself.”
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I got to visit my school for the first time this year, a super short visit. I’ve been studying remotely for almost 3 years. It’s a real, actual 🏰 ☺️
Hadley Castle in Victoria, Canada, seen from the lower level gardens area. Hadley Castle in Victoria, Canada, seen from the main terrazzo. Gardens area of Hadley Castle in Victoria, Canada, along the path toward the lagoon.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don’t have a cargo bike, but I fatbike every day in wintertime. Every 1-2 days I will use a plant spray bottle filled with semi-hot water and give the body a light spray and hand dry it on the way in the house–twice a week for the drivetrain. Keeps nastiness off more sensitive parts.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who knew decades of legalized murder can influence people over time!!! I mean really, guys.
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Idris Fashan @thecontentkid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s almost like companies expect the public to not know what ‘unsecured’ means. “Hey public, we need to regulate the stuff we’re borrowing billions to make” (while we leave all your back doors open. 🙃🙃 Also, if you give any shits about technology in 🇨🇦 betakit is tops. 👊🏾🧔🏾‍♂️
Screenshot of betakit’s latest article by Sarah M, managing editor. I scribbled on the ‘unsecured’ line and kinda messed up the rest.
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