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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 10h

Make it happen. UN-FK this CLSTRFK! Vote November 3rd.

Parody of the reverse of a US one-dollar bill, engraved in green intaglio on aged paper. The top reads 'THE UN-FKD STATES OF AMERICA' with a handwritten blue caret inserting 'soon to be' before UN-FKD. The left medallion shows the unfinished pyramid and all-seeing eye with a honey badger standing arms-crossed on the missing capstone; the motto above reads 'HE HAS FKD OUR DEMOCRACY' and the scroll below 'A GREAT UN-FKING FOR THE AGES.' The right medallion replaces the eagle with a winged honey badger holding an olive branch and a fountain pen, banner reading 'UN-FKING THE MANY FROM THE STUPIDITY OF ONE.' Center reads 'UN-FK.' with 'IN CLSTRFK! WE DON'T TRUST' above. The bottom reads 'ONE UN-FK' and 'EST. MDCCLXXVI ★ UN-FKD MMXXVI.'

The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He cut the mileage rule so cars burn more gas, and called it a $1,300 saving. Gas is $4.49 and diesel is at an all-time record. Do the math and UN-FK this CLSTRFK! on Nov 3.

An editorial cartoon set on a car dealership lot at dusk. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana jerks his thumb at an SUV window sticker listing fuel-economy and gas-price figures, while a blond-crested rooster on a car roof behind him crows a promise of $1,300 in savings from cutting the required miles per gallon.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$430,000 of your money to be told to love him. UN-FK this CLSTRFK! on Nov 3.

Black-and-white television advertisement still. A honey badger in a dark suit, white shirt, silk tie and American flag lapel pin stands in an empty institutional corridor, staring straight down the lens, unimpressed. White broadcast caption lettering across the bottom reads 'WHY THE FK IS THIS PAID FOR BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT?'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The CLSTRFK!ers will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. Don't be a CLSTRFK!er. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Oil painting in the style of an 18th-century Revolutionary War surrender scene. Continental officers on horseback line the right under a thirteen-star American flag, French troops with a white fleur-de-lis banner stand at left, and red-coated British officers stand dismounted with heads bowed. At center, a honey badger in a Continental Army officer's uniform and tricorn hat rides a white horse, snarling straight at the viewer. Gold serif type across the bottom reads 'THESE ARE THE CLSTRFKS THAT TRY VOTERS' SOULS.' with the attribution 'Honey Badger, 2026.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This CLSTRFK! is their CLSTRFK! Let's UN-FK it, you and me! Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Vintage woodcut-style folk poster. A honey badger in a flat cap, denim work shirt and stars-and-stripes bandana sits playing an acoustic guitar on a bedroll, a dirt road and telephone poles running to a setting sun behind him. Headline type reads 'THIS CLSTRFK! IS THEIR CLSTRFK!' A verse beside him reads 'From the Gulf-renamed-America to the lake that he stole, from the gas pumps bled to the crypto casino's gold.' A band below reads 'UN-FK IT — YOU AND ME' and the bottom reads 'VOTE · NOV 3, 2026.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

CLSTRFKs don't check your passport. Give a FK about each other.

Photorealistic press photograph from the floor of an international assembly hall. A honey badger in a navy suit and a red cap reading 'CLSTRFK!' stands at a green marble rostrum mid-speech, one clawed hand raised. A huge screen behind shows the same badger magnified. The rostrum sign reads 'UN-FKING TOGETHER.' Delegates and press photographers fill the blurred foreground. A broadcast lower-third bar reads: 'WE UN-FK TOGETHER OR WE SHALL ALL GET FKD SEPARATELY.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Feb 24: we wiped it out. March 4: they're two weeks from a nuclear weapon. Eight days, same program, same man.

An editorial cartoon of a honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana standing in a dim situation room with his paw over his face, flanked by two crowing roosters whose speech bubbles carry contradictory dated quotes about Iran's nuclear program, holding a page summarizing the Director of National Intelligence's March 18 written testimony.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

UN-FK this CLSTRFK! on November 6.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

UN-FK this CLSTRFK! Vote November 3, 2026.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sept 14, his own Commerce Secretary said the ceiling could have killed people. Sept 15, he said the repairs cannot begin until a court rules on his name.

An editorial cartoon of a snarling honey badger in a white hard hat standing in the damaged Kennedy Center Grand Foyer, a hole in the ceiling above and plaster rubble roped off on the red carpet, holding a repair order stamped ON HOLD that lays out the timeline, beside a yellow sign reading CLSTRFK-ING THE REPAIRS.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's one small step to UN-FK this CLSTRFK! Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Photorealistic Apollo-era lunar surface photograph. An astronaut in a white pressure suit and life-support backpack stands on gray regolith churned with bootprints, an American flag on a pole to the left and a lunar module leg at the far edge. The helmet visor is clear, revealing a snarling honey badger with a pale white crown stripe inside. He points one gloved finger straight at the camera. Large cream display type across the lower portion reads 'ONE SMALL UN-FKING FOR A VOTER, ONE GIANT UN-FKING FOR AMERICA.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There's nothing surer: the FKrs get rich and the FKD get laid off. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Aged black-and-white 1920s photograph of a crowded Jazz Age ballroom — chandelier, champagne towers, a blurred crowd in tuxedos and beaded dresses. Center frame, a honey badger in full white-tie evening dress with white gloves and spats dances a foxtrot with a laughing flapper in a fringed beaded dress and feathered headband. She is delighted; he is snarling straight at the camera, furious. Cream vintage type across the lower half reads 'IN THE MEANTIME, IN BETWEEN TIME, AIN'T WE GOT FKD?'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Vote on Nov 3, 2026, and UN-FK this CLSTRFK!

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Honey Badger gives a FK about Democracy. You should too. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Photorealistic rally photograph. A honey badger in a navy suit and open-collar white shirt stands at a cluster of microphones, one clawed hand raised mid-speech, wearing a red baseball cap reading 'CLSTRFK!'. A huge blurred jumbotron behind shows the same badger magnified. The podium sign reads 'UN-FKING AI.' Crowd signs at lower left read 'UN-FK OUR GOV'T' and 'BEFORE AI FKS US.' A broadcast lower-third caption bar reads: 'THE ONLY CONTROL OR GUARDRAILS THAT AI NEEDS IS STRONG AND SMART (HIGH IQ!) CITIZENS, AND THE U.S.A. HAS THAT, IN SPADES!'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Free our press! Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Editorial cartoon. A honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana stands in a dim newsroom holding up a broadsheet newspaper toward the viewer, snarling over the top edge. The masthead reads 'THE "FREE" PRESS' and the page beneath is almost entirely covered in black redaction bars, with only four lines left legible: the US press freedom rank falling from 17th in 2002 to 64th in 2026, an FBI search of a reporter's home, network licenses reviewed over a joke, and $15,000,000 to settle one lawsuit. Wall signs read 'FACTS ARE FKD' and 'UN-FK THE FACTS.' A speech bubble reads 'THIS CLSTRFK!' and a yellow sign reads 'CLSTRFK-ING FIRST AMENDMENT.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

UN-FK these promises. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Editorial cartoon. A honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana stands in a wrecked campaign war room — overturned chairs, papers in the air, a torn 'PROMISES KEPT' banner sagging off the back wall. He holds the end of a long cash-register receipt that unspools across the floor, printed with five broken campaign promises and the actual figures. A speech bubble reads 'THIS CLSTRFK!' and a yellow sign reads 'CLSTRFK-ING PROMISES.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Are you ready to show up? Vote Nov 3, 2026.

A honey badger in a black cowboy hat, red western snap shirt and black leather vest stands center stage with arms thrown wide, roaring at the crowd, a butterscotch electric guitar on a tooled strap at his hip. Behind him a huge illuminated stage sign reads 'TUESDAY NIGHT VOTING' in a stars-and-stripes shield ringed with bare bulbs. Large distressed type across the lower half reads 'ARE YOU READY FOR SOME UN-FKING!?!'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sworn to serve. He served himself six helpings. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Editorial cartoon. A honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana sits arms-crossed behind a gold-trimmed desk in a wood-panelled office. Two documents lie in front of him: one headed 'AI ACTION PLAN — SIGNED JULY 23, 2025,' the other a brokerage slip headed 'BUY ORDER' listing Amazon, Apple, Broadcom, Meta, Microsoft and Nvidia, dated July 23, 2025. Across the front of the desk in large capitals: 'SAME DAY.' A speech bubble reads 'THIS CLSTRFK!' and a yellow sign reads 'CLSTRFK-ING BLIND TRUST.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Un-fking the USA! — vote Nov 3, 2026.

A distressed 1980s stadium-rock concert poster. The honey badger is an original working-class rock star mid-roar at a microphone stand, fist thrust up, wearing a ripped white t-shirt, blue jeans, and a stars-and-stripes bandana headband, his pale crown stripe visible, a roaring flag-waving crowd and stage lights behind him. Big distressed title text reads "UN-FKING THE USA!" Crowd banners read "PEOPLE NOT BLLSHT" and "AN UN-FKD TOMORROW." A bottom banner reads "VOTE · NOV 3, 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He's fired or blocked 80+ generals and admirals — about 1 in 10 of the military's top officers. The Army's had no chief of staff since April. Four-star generals cut from 10 to 5. All while we're at war with Iran. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon set in a Pentagon hallway. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana gestures at a wall of officer portrait frames: one empty ("ARMY CHIEF OF STAFF — VACANT") and three with red X's over the silhouettes ("CHAIRMAN, JOINT CHIEFS," "CHIEF OF NAVAL OPERATIONS," "ARMY SECRETARY — RESIGNED"). A counter reads "4-STAR GENERALS: 10 → 5" and a red stamp reads "80+ PURGED — DURING A WAR." A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING THE MILITARY," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

All we are saying… is give a fk. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

A 1960s-70s psychedelic hippie peace poster with swirling groovy lettering, flowers, peace signs, and a sunset over a lake. The honey badger is dressed as a flower-child hippie — flowered headband, round purple granny sunglasses, tie-dye shirt, fringed vest, love beads, and a peace-sign medallion — flashing a peace sign with one paw while still baring his teeth in a snarl, his pale crown stripe and stars-and-stripes bandana visible. Big psychedelic text reads "GIVE UN-FKING A CHANCE" with a banner below: "VOTE · NOV 3, 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The family made $2.3 billion off their crypto ventures. Regular investors lost $2.3 billion in the same ventures — Reuters did the math. The house always wins, and the American people are not the house. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon set in a flashy crypto casino. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana gestures at a glowing casino scoreboard reading "TRUMP FAMILY: +$2.3 BILLION" (green, up arrow) over "INVESTORS: −$2.3 BILLION" (red, down arrow). A golden "TRUMP COIN" and casino chips are nearby. A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING SMALL INVESTORS," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We cross at dawn. Consider yourself badgered. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Painterly parody of Emanuel Leutze's 'Washington Crossing the Delaware.' The honey badger, styled as General George Washington in an 18th-century Continental Army uniform — tricorn hat, dark blue coat with gold epaulettes and buttons, buff breeches, one boot up on the prow — stands heroically in a small boat crossing an icy river at dawn, a tattered American flag behind him and period soldiers rowing through ice floes, his pale crown stripe visible beneath the hat. Gold engraved text reads: "WE CROSS AT DAWN TO UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK — GEN. HONEY BADGER, 1776," with "VOTE · NOV 3, 2026" below.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

70% of the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division lawyers — gone. The voting-rights section down to three. Human Rights Watch calls it the worst rollback since Reconstruction. The office that guards your rights is dark, so you be the guard. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana gestures at a government doorway whose plaque reads "CIVIL RIGHTS DIVISION." The doors are boarded, chained, and padlocked, with a notice reading "CLOSED / 70% OF LAWYERS GONE." A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING YOUR CIVIL RIGHTS," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Consider yourself badgered. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We shall un-fk this CLSTRFK. Register, vote, Nov 3, 2026.

Moody black-and-white folk album cover. On the right, the honey badger sits in a contemplative folk-singer pose, head lowered, holding an acoustic guitar, with long 1960s-style dark hair framing his face and his pale crown stripe visible. On the left, against black, white text in the cadence of 'We Shall Overcome' reads: 'WE SHALL UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK' three times (the third ending 'in November'), then 'Oh, deep in my heart / I do give a FK / WE SHALL UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK.'

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

They're purging voters to catch "noncitizens." In Alabama, 94% of those purged were citizens. In North Carolina, 97.6% of people flagged were citizens. Utah searched 1.8 million voters and found one noncitizen. Check your registration, then un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana stands in an elections office gesturing at an open "VOTER ROLLS" ledger, its ordinary names (Smith, Johnson, Miller, Davis) crossed out. A large red stamp across it reads "PURGED / 94% WERE CITIZENS." A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Madison wrote it to fix a mess. Same idea, new mess. We the People — un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Parody of the U.S. Constitution on aged parchment. A large calligraphic header reads "We the People" with a script line beneath it: "should un-fk this CLSTRFK!" The body is written in period handwriting under "Article I," wrapping around a centered oval founding-era oil portrait of the honey badger dressed as James Madison — white 18th-century wig, black coat, white cravat, snarling badger face and pale crown stripe visible.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The time has come. Know your enemy. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Nov 3, 2026.

Gritty high-contrast protest-rock concert poster in black, red, and gold. The honey badger is a furious frontman mid-scream at a vintage stage microphone, with long wild dreadlock-style hair framing his face, his pale crown stripe visible, veins-out intensity under a stage spotlight. Bold text at the top reads "TIME HAS COME TO UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK" and huge dominant red text at the bottom reads "KNOW YOUR ENEMY!"

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Governing is hard. Fk-ing stuff up is easy. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana points at a pinned-up wall map of the United States, where taped labels rename places: "MT. McKINLEY" over a crossed-out "DENALI" in Alaska, "LAKE AMERICA" on the Great Lakes, "GULF OF AMERICA" on the gulf, and "ATLANTIC OF AMERICA!?!" taped off the east coast. A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING THE MAP," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Main event's Nov 3. Register, vote, un-fk this CLSTRFK. 2026.

Vintage Victorian prizefight bill in aged letterpress style. A stocky, snarling honey badger in an American-flag bandana stands with fists raised like a bare-knuckle boxer. Ornate text reads "THE MAIN EVENT — BADGER VS THE CLSTRFK!" with "VOTE ★ NOV 3, 2026" and "HONEY BADGER GIVES A FK — YOU SHOULD TOO" below.

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The CLSTRFK! @theclstrfk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We beat measles in 2000. In 2026 it's back at a 35-year high — 2,777 cases, 93% unvaccinated — and they pushed the vote on whether we've officially lost measles-free status until after Election Day. Un-fk our public health. Vote Nov 3, 2026.