theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Or dial 988. Awesome to make a collective farce of people's struggles during Suicide Awareness Month. 020
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Or dial 988. Awesome to make a collective farce of people's struggles during Suicide Awareness Month. 020
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Before you think I'll value your hot take rebuttal keep this very much in mind as you consider how I might feel about your thoughts.... 020
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thank you Boss. Block and move on is my motto. 000
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Agreed. No winning with everybody. 010
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Half my collection. I actually enjoy fragrances but I don't enjoy robber barons reaching in my wallet. Oh, and, I get compliments all the time. Nobody recognizes a designer fragrance out in the wild when combined with rando human pheromones and sweat. My wife LOVES the way I smell. 000
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What a waste. I mean I love Dolly but, 1 wish? I'd wish for every adult who voluntarily refused vaccination for disease w/o valid medical exemption contracted worst possible case of each & every disease they refused to be vaccinated for. Yeah, I said it. We need serious people in serious times. 000
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This is Pita. She has terrible anxiety triggered by construction, gunfire from gun range, army base big guns, thunder, backup alarms, silverware dropped in sink & dozen other stimuli. Pita had a rough 7/4 night obviously. You know what she is today? Perfectly fine. Let people enjoy their fireworks. 120
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I can accommodate HER in all her episodes. What I SHOULD NOT expect is that ANY of those activities be ceased to ease my dog's "suffering". Take your dog out away from town on the 4th. Try a national park or other area distant from scary stimuli and YOU deal with YOUR dog. 120
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Joffrey Baratheon is even like "man, you're a little demented". 040
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Common ground? Truce? This is Senorita Pita Mosquito. I thought I had one in her "Dorothy dress" (she loves her clothes too) but I couldn't find it. 150
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Stick to the middle. But, explore left and right to get a FULL picture of the information stream. IF one ONLY consumes from EITHER end you'll need a full ctrl-alt-del reset in safe mode to recover. Electroconvulsive Therapy (ECT) will be the easiest route. 040
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025We could start keeping it. Doling it out to "Red States" as WE like. #DSNWBN 180
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025But he still doesn't support his family. So says Baby Mama Grimes. 030
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025These people have the recall of a fruit fly and the morality of a Conquistador. 010