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@theclassifiedx.com
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Indie devs Crafting Games, Telling Tales Currently working on Alien Archeologist, check it out! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4881130/… Linktree: linktr.ee/theclassifiedx #GameDev

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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 30/08/2026
Tweaking TNT explosion sizes are some of the most fun a game dev can have. Fixing the bugs from said explosions... well, fun problem solving in its own right. #indiegamedev #indiedev #gamedev #cozygames
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 28/08/2026
Now this is what I call "Grinding" for cash in our new game. Lots of coins for upgrades 😎 #alienarcheologist #indiedev #cozygames
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 25/08/2026
Why should Credits be BORING? In my game you dig for treasure, so the Credits has treasure too. I think the new style is pretty "banging" #alienarcheologist #indiedev #gamedev
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 23/08/2026
I sear the rest of the game is cozy and satisfying! #alienarcheologist #cozygames #indiegames
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 14/08/2026
If you're going to make a cozy game, why not make every mechanics feel satisfying? #cozygame #indiedev #AlienArcheologist
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 12/08/2026
The world is busy, but Mars is chill. Relax and dig up alien artifacts in Alien Archeologist! Uncover ancient ruins, clean exciting forgotten relics, and sell ore to upgrade your tools! What lies at the bottom? Well you'll have to "Unearth" the truth! Wishlist now!
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 12/08/2026
Aliens came and abducted my GOOBER! I thought I was just supposed to be digging for alien artifacts #cozygames #indiegames
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 02/12/2025
When the game breaks you instead.. GlitchSPANKR, breaking and spanking your expectations #indiegame #glitchspankr #funnygaming
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GamerPauly Plays & Chats @gamerpauly.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Next up for a Live Plays & Chats is very funny, bonkers & weird AF GlitchSPANKR on PC! Developed by Mahelyk, @theclassifiedx.com I previewed the demo a while back and this is the full game so expect even more crazy bolox! Come say hi in the chat! www.twitch.tv/gamerpaulytw...
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GamerPaulyTwitch - Twitch
Hello GAMERS! - I am GamerPauly, YouTube Partner and Twitch Affiliate, I have a gaming series called GamerPauly Plays & Chats (Like a Let`s Play + Video Review) on Consoles & PC, I am also a Mod Auth...
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 17/11/2025
Someone made an AWESOME explaination/review video for GlitchSPANKR! If you're curious how a concept like "Spankin' a virus" could be made into an entire game, give this a look! youtu.be/a1RnEq6P5MI #funnygame #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame #comedy
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GLITCHSPANKR — A GRITTY, HILARIOUS TAKE ON SLAP STICK HUMOUR!
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Nikoheart @nikoheart.com · 15/11/2025
When you enjoyed a game so much that you stream it for 14 hours one sitting, speedrun it, upload it to YouTube and have the developers comment on your speedrun that they enjoyed it, that sincerely makes my day 🥹 thank you @theclassifiedx.com
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 06/11/2025
Ooh, so close... 😔 #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 03/11/2025
More treats on the way for GlitchSPANKR 🎃✨ We’ve been brewing new content and polishing features, and yep… full controller support is in the works! #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame #FallAesthetic
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 21/10/2025
50+ Steam review milestone SPANKED! Free Steam Key Giveaway! Fill out our google form to enter! forms.gle/ocKnbU2zwaVP... #glitchspankr #Giveaway #indiegame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 21/10/2025
Thanks, we hope you like it! We actually just got an 84 on Metacritic, what the spank?!
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 20/10/2025
GlitchSPANKR Launch Trailer! We also updated the FREE demo on Steam! Spank some stuff here! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #glitchspankr #comedygaming #gaming #funnygame #indiegame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 20/10/2025
We'd love to watch when you do!
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Entertainment Factor @entfact.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The comedy-driven narrative adventure game GLITCHSPANKR has been released for PC entertainment-factor.blogspot.com/2025/10/glit... #games #videogames #gaming #pcgames #pcgaming #indiegame #indiegames #glitchspankr #comedy #adventure @theclassifiedx.com @theblacklantern.bsky.social
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GLITCHSPANKR (PC) - Comedy-Driven Narrative Adventure Game
The comedy-driven narrative adventure game GLITCHSPANKR has been released for PC
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 19/10/2025
Thanks so much for playing! We loved watching your playthrough as you found the deeper layers of the game!
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SuperHobbit @superhobbit.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Streaming #GlitchSPANKR (developed by @theclassifiedx.com, published by @theblacklantern.bsky.social) tonight! Now I know everyone is all about spooky games this season, but it's good to mix it up with some good weird stuff like this. Thanks to @streamersconnected.bsky.social for the review key :D
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Sculii Drew | A Goofy Gamer @sculii.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🔥NEW #narrative #adventure #indiegame OUT TODAY! 🕹️ #GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com 🔗Steam | store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #indiegames #videogames #gaming
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Save 10% on GlitchSPANKR on Steam
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstab...
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The Indie Informer @theindieinformer.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Expect both tricks and treats in this week's indies: Oct 15 - BALL x PIT (@kennysun.com) Oct 15 - GlitchSPANKR (@theclassifiedx.com) Oct 16 - The Cabin Factory (@internationalcat.bsky.social) Oct 17 - Away From Home (@squishedy.bsky.social) And more: the-indie-in-former.com/2025/09/25/2...
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WeLoveIt.io @weloveit-io.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A demo is available for GlitchSPANKR by Mahelyk & @theclassifiedx.com! Crash into a corrupted ’90s game, wield a wiggly “spank stick,” and spank, spare or smooch a virus in a chaotic, branching narrative! www.weloveeverygame.... #demo #videogames #steam #gaming #pcgaming
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 30/09/2025
We gave our 5 year old a shot at texturing our in-game dog model. The results? Unhinged. Inspired. Unreasonably cute. Might be canon now. 🐶👀 GlitchSPANKR – coming October 15, 2025 #IndieDev #SteamGame #RETROGAMING #indiegame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 27/09/2025
Can YOU defeat the BIG BOOTY BOSS? GlitchSPANKR releases Oct 15th! Wishlist it now, and try the free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #screenshotsaturday #glitchspankr #indiegame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 13/09/2025
#ScreenshotSaturday Protect Spunk from hoards of the undead in an escort mission! If they crave brains, they're about to be severely disappointed! #GlitchSPANKR #Zombies #Gaming
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 13/09/2025
We're excited to announce, the incredibly talented Nathan Barnatt (Dad, Neutral, Milford, Keith Apicary, and more) voices the mysterious Luthereon in GlitchSpankr! #GlitchSpankr #IndieGaming #NathanBarnatt
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 12/09/2025
For a game full of goofs and wild shenanigans, it sure does have a lot of spookems! Discover the dark side of GlitchSpankr in the full release! Coming soon! #glitchspankr #indiegame #horror #horrorgaming
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 11/09/2025
Yes, this is EXACTLY how it feels to play our game. Unless to you choose to be friends with the toilet, or fall in love. You do you. #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #GameDev
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Carefry @carefry.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com was an interesting game. For whatever reason it just didn't grab my attention AT FIRST. As you get more and more into it you realize how much love and passion was obviously put into the game. I will try it again sometime store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...
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GlitchSPANKR on Steam
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstab...
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 28/08/2025
I got caught cheating!🫣
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 21/08/2025
What would YOU do if you saw a golden SPANKR hand glowing like this? 👀
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 19/08/2025
These hands were made for slappin'! 🧤 👉Wishlist "GlitchSPANKR" on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #indiegamedev #indiegame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 12/08/2025
We're so excited and thankful to @yogscast for selecting GlitchSPANKR to be part of their Tiny Teams Steam event! They're going to stream the game at 3 EST, in about an hour! twitch.tv/yogscast Try the demo too! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 28/06/2025
For a silly comedy game about spanking a computer virus, GlitchSPANKR has a pretty epic ending we're working on! #gaming #glitchspankr #indiedev #screenshotsaturday
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 24/06/2025
We keep hearing how surprised people are with how much content we have in our demo. Well, the full game has so, so much more! #gaming #gameplay #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 23/06/2025
Awesome News, IndieCritical wrote an article about GlitchSPANKR! Read the post here: indiecritical.com/glitchspankr... We love seeing others enjoy the 90s references, wacky minigames and secrets! Try the demo! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #gaming #indiedev #gamingnews #review
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GlitchSPANKR Preview | IndieCritical
IndieCritical review of the videogame GlitchSPANKR, a crazy love-letter to the 90s digital era and humor. Available on PC (Steam).
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 23/06/2025
Even silly games have to have a bunch of horror levels, right? Well ours does. #gaming #horrorgaming #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 23/06/2025
We're excited to see how you like it!
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 20/06/2025
You asked for more Lil Jams. We gave you TEN. Wishlist GlitchSPANKR so you can collect them ALL! Each Lil Jam unlocks a song you can play at your customizable home base! #gaming #cozygames #gamingmemes #GlitchSPANKR
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 19/06/2025
It's not the size of a man's... dagger. It's how you USE it. #gaming #adventuregame #gamingmemes #GlitchSPANKR
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 18/06/2025
👉 You can spank a virus??? You CAN. And you SHOULD. Save your mom's Big Booty Slapper 6 game! 💻 GlitchSPANKR, Wishlist it before your game is destroyed! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #steamgame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 10/06/2025
Spunk the Virus gets slapped so hard he unlocks his inner anime protagonist. Play the demo for #SteamNextFest now! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #glitchSPANKR #indiedev #indiegamedev #90s
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 09/06/2025
THE VIRUS IS LOOSE! Our filthy, cursed baby #GlitchSPANKR is LIVE in #SteamNextFest ! Spank, smooch, or spare the virus before it eats your childhood. 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #IndieGame #NextFest2025 #90sGaming
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 05/06/2025
Remember when every 90's game had a sewer level? We cranked up the danger, the goo, and the grossness! What are your favorite sewer levels from the 90's? Let us know in the comments! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame
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Pedro Almeida 👨‍🚀 @exilecast.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. 🔴📺 youtu.be/XaeO0kOAQYU #comedy | #indiegamed | @theclassifiedx.com
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 04/06/2025
GlitchSPANKR is packed with 80s and 90s nostalgia. CRT TV's, neon lights, VHS tapes, and those dreamlike carpet patterns we wish would make a comeback! What classic 90s chaos should we add next? Pogs? Tamagotchis? Let us know! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 02/06/2025
@theclassifiedx.bsky.social We got a dunk tank, a shooting gallery, and a test your strength game. What else should we add to our cursed carnival? #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 29/05/2025
There’s a rat in the maze. He looks like Spunk. He talks like a wizard. I got scared and confused so I spanked him. #glitchSPANKR #indiedev #indiegamedev #90s
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TheClassifedX @theclassifiedx.com · 20/05/2025
Spunk wants your art. No, like, he’s demanding it. Loudly. 👁️ Just slap his angry little eyes on anything. 🍌 Banana? 🗑️ Trash can? 🙃 Your ex’s yearbook photo? Submit in Discord or email: theclassifiedx@gmail.com Entries go inside the game. Forever. #GlitchSPANKR #ShowYourSpunk #FanArt #IndieGame
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