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The Church Sofa

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Sat somewhere in the back of the church service. Trying to make sense of it all. While playing video games. And drinking wine. (Views my own)

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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heeeey Church, You know you’ve probably forgotten you’re on the rota for something tomorrow right?
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At this price I’m kinda tempted. What do we reckon?
Jesus Simulator on the Switch Store
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#churchnoticeboardoftheweek
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Blimey. I guess this is one for all fans of Mark Driscoll. roysreport.com/podcast/the-...
roysreport.com
The Kiss That Almost Broke Mark Driscoll’s Cult
Vince Manuele discusses “Kiss and Tell” and exposes the secrecy, manipulation and abuse at Mark Driscoll’s Trinity Church.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Can we all agree to pray for less warmth? Please?
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
1am Saturday probably wasn’t the time to get thinking about Youth group on Sunday morning. Still. At least it’s not 1am tomorrow.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Can whoever is praying for sun, maybe, turn it down a little?
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 20/05/2026
And, lo! The latest fad diet is upon us – and it’s called ‘eating biblically’ | Arwa Mahdawi
theguardian.com
And, lo! The latest fad diet is upon us – and it’s called ‘eating biblically’ | Arwa Mahdawi
Some Christian conservatives are only eating foods mentioned in the Bible. At least Jesus wasn’t devouring ultra-processed sausage rolls, writes Arwa Mahdawi
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Good morning internet, how are we this morning?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Impromptu Sunday youth group, led to young people hanging upside down on play equipment. I may have aged a little. #AccidentalYouthWorker
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Looking to work for a Devon based Christian organisation? ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk/jobs/BAK4543...
ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk
HR Officer
About the role At the heart of this role is a commitment to supporting people, strengthening processes, and nurturing a healthy organisational culture. As the HR Officer, you will work closely with t...
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It seems, this is a real thing. www.amazon.com/Presidents-B...
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Guys! Guys! I’ve worked out the whole Pulp Fiction bible verse thing! You know how there’s a Trump Bible? Has anyone checked Ezekiel 25:17 in that ?
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 15/04/2026
The entire fascist Republican Party has been baited into saying "The first American Pope is wrong about Jesus liking peace better than war" and I'm reacting like a character in the punchline panel of a comic strip. I'm making a PLOP sound and falling backwards while my feet remain visible in midair
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Love this little corner of Budleigh Salterton #beach #Church #Prayer #Devon
A photo of a prayer cairn on the beach
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just imagine…
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Because, Easter.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Looking for a support role within Exeter? Working for a local Jesus centred charity. ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk/jobs/VAjtO5L...
ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk
Male Support Worker
About the role Provide housing-related support to young people living in YMCA Exeter’s Stage 1 Accommodation. You’ll help residents sustain their tenancy, develop life skills, and prepare for indepen...
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good Friday. #Easter #LegoPhotography #GoodFriday #Church
Two Lego stormtroopers seeing a cross go up in the background one saying to the other "There's something going on over there, it doesn't have anything to do with us though"
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Happy “UK Well done for getting to Church on time Day”
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Good morning internets, How are we this morning?
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What if Veggietales went rock?
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Because “Easter has been cancelled” season seems to have started early this year. #Easter #EasterEggs #Church
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
U2 have… things to say. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3zi...
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U2 - American Obituary (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by U2
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Apparently, not a Church sign in south west England. #ChurchNoticeBoardOfTheWeek #Church
A church sign saying - Whoever is still praying for rain - please stop
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We have sun in Devon! I guess we can put down the Ark building kit? #Devon #ukweather
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Is it a Church service when people are… kinda trapped there? Kinda… www.devonlive.com/news/uk-worl...?
devonlive.com
BA flight turned into 2-hour 'church service' singing and praying
Maxine Munroe shared footage of her controversial trip from London Heathrow to Jamaica on TikTok in January.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seriously does anyone have any instructions for an ark? We might need one here in Devon…
A picture from the Telegraph newspaper with the caption “The UK has had rain every day in 2026 (and it's not over yet)” picture shows an ark with animals on approaching a sign saying “welcome to Exeter”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Well. This wasn’t the weekend planned. What felt like a cold, moved into the chest, leading to what felt like the chest struggling to squeeze through there. An overnight stay later, and I’m hopefully leaving soon…
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The Church Mouse @thechurchmouse.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I was skeptical about the quiet revival, but I think I have stumbled on it
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Graeme 🦋 @fatherhilarious.blog · 03/02/2026
I didn't know Bob Mortimer had been Ordained. Cool.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hey internet, How we all doing this morning?
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A reminder, this is the first Sunday of the month. It crept up on you. It’s not the last Sunday in January. You’re good.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Can whoever is praying for rain, Please, Stop?
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Sigh….
churchtimes.co.uk
Listening exercise launched to collect safeguarding data about St Andrew’s, Chorleywood
It has been sparked by allegations of abuse spanning three decades at the Charismatic Evangelical church that launched New Wine and Soul Survivor
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Love this.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy New Year all… #HappyChristmas
Photo of Christmas Radio Times, with three Cadbury crème eggs on top
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
theguardian.com
C of E to challenge Tommy Robinson’s ‘put Christ back into Christmas’ message
Church leaders respond to far-right appropriation of Christian symbols with ‘Outsiders welcome’ message
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Asking for a friend…
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHICH PAGE OF THE BIBLE EXPLAINS HOW TO TURN WATER INTO WINE?
ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Early Christian times? Do we mean Roman times? Therefore if something wasn’t around then? It shouldn’t be around now? www.cityam.com/rachel-reeve...
cityam.com
Rachel Reeves' benefit handouts are unchristian, Badenoch says
Badenoch slammed Reeves move to hike taxes by £26bn on Wednesday so she could plough cash into welfare handouts.
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Note to self. Actually remember to prep for youth group on Sunday, having stuff in your head DOES NOT get it on a big screen… Don’t forget… #AccidentalYouthWorker
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
When you’re about to jump in bed on a Saturday night, and have that “I’m I running youth group tomorrow” feeling…
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The Church Sofa @thechurchsofa.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Devon Church folks! Know anyone looking for a youth work role? ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk/jobs/L89mLUF...
ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk
Youth and Communities Worker
About the role: Deliver engaging youth work sessions, activities and events for young people across Broadclyst, Tithebarn and West Clyst. You'll help create safe, welcoming spaces where young people ...
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