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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾

@thechaoticsimp.bsky.social
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she/her | mother of cats, teller of stories, player of games (World of Warcraft/Sims/etc) | 🦇Progeny of Blood🦇 | 🔞 | Schedule: TBD thechaotic-simp.tumblr.com

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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 3h
I am off work tomorrow so we will have a Monday queue 🥰
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I die in this car. It’s been an honor 🤣
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My brother whilst DRIVING MY CAR: *sees something on the road* I think that was a little cat sitting in the grass Me: …..that was a coke zero.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤠🤠
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s so pretty 🥹
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You guys will have to forgive me for forgetting to like posts as I read y’all’s stories 😭 I’ve gotten so out of practice since we swapped over to blsky and trying to read while Im at work. I’m trying to do better, I promise lol 🥴
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lock me up bluesky I zoomed in on her eyes 💀
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently I don’t know how to type a proper sentence, but you know what I meeeaaan 💀
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her could be a reach but her eyes are very similar to our beloved Danika👀
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤭🤭
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We shall see 🙂‍↕️
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whinnie knows best 🙂‍↕️
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best of girls 🥰
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was the vibe I was going for his whole house so I’m glad it translates 🙏
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you it’s probably one of my favorite rooms I’ve done for the story 🥹
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He sighed, giving Whinnie one last scratch before turning back toward the counter. “I don't have the time, old girl.” She watched him with the same patient expression. Jasper shook his head. “Don't look at me like that.” Her tail thumped again, and he huffed a quiet laugh. “Traitor.”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His smile faded slightly as his thoughts drifted back to Liam, Malakai, and the training. He hated disappointing people. He probably 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 spare a day here and there… maybe...
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jasper smiled down at her, reaching to scratch behind her ears. “You know, Whinnie girl, there's just not enough hours in the day.” The Collie's tail gave a lazy thump against the floor.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whinnie came trotting into the kitchen, her nails clicking softly against the floor. She wandered straight toward him before settling at his feet, looking up at him with the patient expectation she had perfected over the years. Their routine. Every night, without fail.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He washed his hands and opened the refrigerator, pulling out a few ingredients before setting them on the counter. He was still deciding what to make when the familiar jingle of a collar sounded from behind him. Jasper glanced over his shoulder, a smile already turning the corners of his mouth.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was something about the kitchen that settled him. Cooking always had. There was comfort in the routine of it. Pulling out the ingredients. Chopping everything just right. Listening to something simmer on the stove while the rest of the house stayed quiet.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With his own blood, sweat, and hard work, he’d refinished the cabinets, replaced the countertops, added shelves along the far wall, and given the room a fresh coat of paint. Little by little, he’d made it his own without losing the warmth the room had always seemed to hold.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When he’d first taken possession of the house, it had been worn with age—old cabinets, dated countertops, faded paint. Nothing that couldn’t be fixed, but enough that the place had never quite felt like his. The kitchen had been the first thing he renovated.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jasper stepped into the kitchen and flicked on the light, tension melting from his shoulders instantly. This had always been his favorite room.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, the property fell quiet. The truck was gone. The hammering had stopped. Even the old house seemed to settle around him. All that remained was the soft chirping of crickets in the darkness beyond the windows
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He stood there for a moment before turning back toward the house. One by one, he put his tools away exactly where they belonged, then headed inside.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I’m going in the morning. Give it some thought, at least. A little socialization would do you some good.” Jasper waved him off and watched as Liam finally climbed into his truck and pulled out of the driveway, his headlights disappearing between the trees.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jasper was the definition of a creature of habit. He had his schedule, and he stuck to it. Every hour of his day had a purpose, and straying from it wasn’t an option. 𝑆𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛, Liam liked to call it.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not that I don’t 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 to help.” Jasper glanced over at him. “Malakai’s our friend. Of course I want to help. But I truly don’t have the time for it.”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You’ve been working on this house forever, Jas. A couple weekends off isn’t going to change anything.” Liam followed him across the yard. “Why don’t you want to help?”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jasper dropped the hammer into his toolbox and snapped it shut before hoisting it onto his shoulder and climbing down the ladder. “With what free time? Between work and the house 𝑎𝑛𝑑 keeping Annie’s boys out of trouble? Where do you suggest I fit this in?”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like clockwork, Jasper went right back to work, his attention returning to the hole in the tin roof. “Jas.” “Yes, Liam. That is still my name.” “You know you can spare him a couple of days a week.”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The meds they gave me for my neck make me SO drowsy 😭 This morning I woke up to my boyfriend yapping my ear off because apparently I had started a whole ass conversation with him about some new WoW stuff and then just fell asleep mid-sentence. 🥴
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Relaxed Cat Lounging on Couch
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I managed to get a queue together so keep an eye out for it tomorrow 🤓
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you I feel like it’s been one thing after another 😅
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you 🫶🥹
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So uh between then and now i messed my neck up prettttty bad, so queue may be postponed again depending on pain and willpower this weekend😅💀
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you :)
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No queue this weekend feeling a lil under the weather but we shall return next weekend 🤍🩷
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Miguel's Mischievous Look from El Dorado
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s a man with a very small wardrobe what can I say 👀🙂‍↕️
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Liam will be thrilled 🤭
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sweet boys
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s a small town 🙂‍↕️
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Your choice, man. We're gettin' up for a run at sunrise. Join us or don't. Either way, I'll see you around.” He tossed a wave over his shoulder and started back toward his side of town, leaving Jasper with Liam...and a decision to make.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The pinecone bounced harmlessly off Jasper's shoulder. “Don't be a loser and stop being a hermit.” Jasper shot him a look.
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I don't have time to—” “C’monnnnnn, Jasper.” The blond cut him off, picking a pinecone from the ground before hurling it at the man on the roof. “You've been complaining about not getting enough training in. You have the opportunity walk 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟, and you're gonna turn it away?”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He glanced between the two shifters. “But I can't teach her what it's like to fight something that can vastly overpower her. Something that won't let her win just because she's faster or stronger than the average human.” A pause. “And that's something you two can teach her better than I can.”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The man on the roof chuckled, clearly amused by the exchange. Malakai sighed before looking back up at him. “I can teach her vampire combat easily. I can make her faster. Sharpen her reflexes. Teach her how to use her strength without wastin' it.”
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☽ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 ☾ @thechaoticsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Hi, bud!” the blond greeted cheerfully. Malakai rolled his eyes and continued. “No. I got a friend that needs some help.” Liam’s grin widened. “Oooh, a friend?” “Don't.” He groaned, shoving Liam backwards. “I didn't say anything.” “You were about to.”
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