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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Send this text to all your friends. Hey, are you ok? Just heard a song. You gotta get yourself connected. The writings on the wall. Need help just call (877)798-3752 That's Tesla's customer service #.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Is it just me, or would Titus Welliver make a great Man In Black? @stephenking.bsky.social @mikeflanaganfilm.com Just a thought. One I like, though.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Time for sleep. A completely insane totally over the top nightmare will set this day just right.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Anyone else gay a data breach letter from AFLAC? Thinking class action law suit- they want to give fraud protection for 2 yrs.- thoughts?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Just gonna throw this out there. Kristi Noem is a plastic, lying cunt. Thank you for your attention to this matter. TCC

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses. What a fucking joke!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Tried nootropics for first time tonight. May have found my balance with this

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Got taco slippers! Wanted some warm slippers. Santa is throwing “A” game

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Straight up using another car as a chair

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Darwin is hanging out with human food source tonight Yeah that’s a slipper, super warm.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

She’s watching “Welcome to Derry” w/ me. Keeps growling at TV. She’s a mean bitch! Not really, she’s an adopted abused dog, but I appreciate the support. She was my mom’s that I got for her after her Australian Shepherd got hip dysplasia. Great Dog, but sometimes the remembering is a lot to handle

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

If you need proof this administration is bigoted, racist and just fucking heartless watch this👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 This matters!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Love the movies, but he’s a pretentious shit. Paul Dano was awesome in “THERE WILL BE BLOOD”

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Does anyone actually believe the geriatric orange racist will be alive in 2028? Seriously?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Is anyone else paying for PBS masterpiece just to watch Ken Burns Documentary’s? Just me? Liars.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I’m watching free streaming channels and getting hit with Versace ads Money well spent

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Anyone else get so drunk on thanksgiving that they lost their vape rig? No idea wtf happened.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I hope no one punched a loved one because they are in a cult during thanksgiving, but if you did. #SWEET

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I’m rewatching “TheGodather Part 2”…. Duvall is super. You can’t fake that restraint without being be great. So good

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

If this is real….. holy shit, can we get verification with legal standing?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

@skippythekangaroo.bsky.social You can be invisible owner of Dozer… she’s a handful.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Michigan State & Izzo are all over Wildcats & Pope. This game isn’t close.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

So I just started “Pluribus” Been pretty damn good so far.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Been ignoring the world:) What did I miss? Anything with emails and a pedo president?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

It’s Darwin! He’s the sweetest little monster.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Does anyone else stack their cats to pet multiple at once?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Anyone else busting ass on Friday Night to get all the shit done you need to so you can actually have some time off this weekend? Adulting is fucking awful!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

45 mins. Smell that? That’s a new season of college basketball!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Congratulations to everyone! We get an extra hour of existential horror tomorrow.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

1.6lbs of meat sweats and horrible sleep Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Can someone tell Owen Wilson’s brother that accent is horrible?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Can we not just make another #RunningMan movie that totally ditches the book?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Will walking through here take me to a different dimension? I fucking hope so!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

So smart, so fit….. a man’s man!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Got a pair of recovery slides today. Never had slides. Warning: It is OK to kick your slides around the house for an hour like a ninja while you learn to walk in these fucking things.

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I’ve read the whole document. If this is real why is no one talking about this?

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

In important news Pooh Sheisty is out of prison. Imagine telling your parole officer that your first name is Pooh. And your last name is Sheisty. Daily drug tests on the double…..STAT!

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ThaCaptain @thechaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

So…. The #buttfumble is now the second worst mistake? Dammit! Sanchez, the climb to the bottom isn’t a race!

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