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John C. Catsluck

@thecatsluckshow.com
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Not somebody to follow. Stranger in a strange land. Apologies this is not my first language.

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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 30/09/2026
Bad boyfriend looking at another women meme.
Girlfriend looking agasp text:
Tony Dokoupil will interview Benjamin Netanyahu

Woman in a red dress that the boyfriend is looking back at text:
In the Hague
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 30/09/2026
Drake response meme.
Looking away with hand up text:
Tony Dokoupil will interview Benjamin Netanyahu

Pointing and looking happy text:
...In the Hague
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 05/08/2026
An example.
A screengrab of a Bluesky skeet. Text:
Nite @nutedawn.bsky.social • 15h
Made over 30 replies yesterday
Replies over 20 times per day on average
Also: Morris Katz was wailing literally last week that she (ed: Cori Bush - Mo-01) only lost her seat because of AIPAC!!!! and AES is showing tonight how absolutely horseshit that narrative is. She lost for being an awful member of congress and a fringe weirdo: good riddance
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 01/08/2026
Charts speak louder than words.
A line chart of spending in the Michigan senatorial Democratic primary.
The Y axis on the left going low to high 5,000,000 10,000,000 15,000,000, 20,000,000 25,000,000 30,000,000 
The X axis at the bottom going left Apr 2026 May Jun Jul
Red line with the text El-Sayed spending starting at 5,000,000 and Apr going to 12,000,000 in Jul
Orange line with the text UDP spending starting in mid-Jun at approx. 2,500,000 and going up quickly to 30,000,000 by end of Jul
Text: UDP Has Spent Far More Than El-Sayed's Entire Campaign
United Democracy Project, a pro-Israel super PAC affiliated with AIPAC, has spent more than $30 million backing Haley Stevens in Michigan Democratic Senate primary
As of July 15, the El-Sayes campaign had raised $14.5 million and had spent $12 million
Source: FEC
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 31/07/2026
This sort of diatribe should be beneath a sitting member of Congress, much less one that wants to represent the state of Michigan in the Senate.
Abdul, we were both on the ballot in 2018. I was capable of winning my competitive primary and general election. You lost.

You lost by over twenty points to Gretchen Whitmer and you will lose to Mike Rogers by talking like this.

Everyone in America understands you want to blame all of your problems on Jewish Americans.

But buddy, let me be very clear, I will lower the cost of groceries, ban stock trading for elected officials, stop Trump's abuses of power, and protect Michigan manufacturing.

And you'll just be a celebrity whining and writing books to get richer. You're part of the complainer class, looking for their next book or podcast deal.

Bro, I just want to work for Michigan.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 28/07/2026
With the strong shoulders of a politician that knows how to shrug in response to questions.
Daniel Biss Evanston Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 shrugging and looking lost when asked, "Do you support Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership?" Text on upside-down sign: Yes
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 28/07/2026
Carefully straddling the fence.
Daniel Biss Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 district being non-committal to a question on supporting Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership by holding up a yes/no sign sideways. No text.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 26/07/2026
It's been clear who this man is for many years.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 26/07/2026
The sky like isn't right. Mika Twin Towers.
Mike Twin Towers - Alidoost and Partners
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 21/07/2026
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 20/07/2026
Obligatory Xkcd. xkcd.com/304/
Xkcd comic in eight panels.

    [Cueball sitting in an armchair in a darkened room, with a bookshelf and an open window. Megan is seen outside reading a book by a glow.]
    For a few weeks now, sometime past midnight, a girl has wandered past my apartment reading by flashlight.

    [Outside, Megan walking down the street passing under a street lamp.]
    I wonder why she's up so late.
    Maybe she's restless
    Like me.
    I wonder what story she's wrapped up in.

    I wonder if she lets anyone into that island of light.

    [Cueball sitting in a dark room.]

    [Cueball has left the room.]

    [Cueball standing on his doorstep at the top of a small flight of stairs, near the bottom of which Megan has stopped, no longer reading.]
    Cueball: Hi! What are you reading?
    Megan: Orson Scott Card's 'Xenocide.' It's my favorite in the series!

    Cueball: Wait, you like it more than Speaker for the Dead or Ender's Game?
    Megan: Yeah!

    [Cueball has gone back in the house, leaving Megan standing alone.]

    [Cueball is sitting in the chair again.]
    And to think I loved her.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 30/06/2026
We can't afford not to.
Philip J. Fry from television show Futurama holding out a wad of cash. Text: Shut up and give us socialism
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 30/06/2026
Is this a thing?
Philip J. Fry from television show Futurama holding out a wad of cash. Text: Shut up and give us socialism
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 27/06/2026
I found this beauty a while back and had to have it.
A slate grey Royal brand typewriter with dark green qwerty keys with white lettering in a cart. No text
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 23/06/2026
Can't take credit for this, but saved it yesterday.
Image of the reflecting pool with the Lincoln Memorial behind it with the watermark @queendelighted. Text: HAPPY ALGAEBTQ+ MONTH!
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 19/06/2026
Stephen McHattie as Romulan Senator Vreenak in the episode In The Pale Moonlight of Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Text: I've had enough time jumping shenanigans!
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 31/05/2026
I felt inspired.
Jessica Walters portraying Lucille Bluth in an episode of Arrested Development. Text: It's One Band-aid, Marisa. What Could It Cost, $1,000?
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 23/05/2026
That's all I'm saying.
A screenshot of BlueSky posts. Text: (in search bar) from:me 

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Senator John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com • 3d
Replied to Matt Novak
A Democratic Congress must pass a law for a Democratic President to sign that order a disgorgement of all corrupt and illegal gains, including large fines and interest.

Senator John C. Catsluck @thecatsluck... • Dec 17,2024
Replied to Sanho Tree
We need some of that disgorgement.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 20/05/2026
Is it time to call it?
A screen grab of election results. Text:
 D 3 > 
80.6% in
C. Rabb           52,349   43.3%
S. Street          35,915    29.7%
A. Stanford     30,031    24.8%
S. Griffith          2,595      2.1%
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 14/05/2026
Michigan has a chance to send the man who wrote the book Medicare for All to represent them. That's how you fight for healthcare for the mother's, wives, and daughters of Michigan.
The book cover of Medicare For All written by Abdul El-Sayed and Micah Johnson. Text: MEDICARE FOR ALL
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ABDUL EL-SAYED & MICAH JOHNSON
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A CITIZEN'S GUIDE
------- FOREWORDS BY -------
BERNIE SANDERS & PRAMILA JAYAPAL
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 15/04/2026
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 30/03/2026
I hope this helps, I took a bit of creative license. I hope that's not frowned upon.
Trump holding a white board aboard an Airplane. Text: HAVe FUN! Thank you for your attention - djt
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 26/03/2026
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 22/03/2026
🤔
A screen clip of the top of Francesca Fiorentini's face as he eyes look to the side and the lower half of Jason Koehler's face and mouth. No text.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 22/03/2026
You really gotta hand it to old tuck.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 14/03/2026
We reached out to Daniel for comment. Response below. 👇
Daniel Biss Evanston Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 shrugging and looking lost when asked, "Do you support Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership?" Text on upside-down sign: Yes
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 13/03/2026
Daniel promises he won't spend his entire term sitting on the fence, just the majority of it.
Daniel Biss Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 district being non-committal to a question on supporting Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership by holding up a yes/no sign sideways. No text.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 13/03/2026
Vote for a candidate who doesn't look confused by the question of supporting Hakeem Jeffries leadership. Vote Kat for Illinois.
Daniel Biss Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 shrugging and looking lost when asked, "Do you support Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership?" Text on upside-down sign: Yes
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 11/03/2026
Someone needs cat pictures! Have some Heater while the people are supporting Kat.
Heater being a perfect loaf (no feet) on my orange desk chair that she was scratched up and vomited on (it’s her favorite place bc it smells like mom)
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 04/03/2026
Chris Farley playing Todd O'Connor drinking a beer and wearing Chicago Bears jacket and ball cap in a Saturday Night Live skit Bill Swerski's Superfan's. Text: Daaaaaa war
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 28/02/2026
Excerpt from Al Jazeera liveblog on American and Israeli attacks on Iran.

31m ago (12:06 GMT)
BREAKING

[Header] Two students killed in strike on school near Tehran
Iran's Mehr news agency is repoythat at lettwo students have been killed by an attack that hit a school east of the capital, Tehran 

Earlier, an Israeli strike hit an elementary girls' school in Minab, a city in the Hormozgan province of southern Iran, killing 40 people, state media reported.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 25/02/2026
What would make you come to that conclusion? 🤔
SpongeBob pointing out the obvious signs in 8 panels. No text 
Panel one: Patrick Starfish sitting in a chair with an unties tie looking at his fingers.
Panel two: SpongeBob holding a trash can full of garbage.
Panel three: SpongeBob pointing to garbage in the corner.
Panel four: SpongeBob pointing to garbage in the open ice box 
Panel five: SpongeBob pointing to garbage hidden in the walls.
Panel six: SpongeBob exposing a couch shaped pile of garbage under a sheet.
Panel seven: SpongeBob bringing Patrick to the window to point outside.
Panel eight: a pile of garbage larger than the pineapple in which he resides being moved in the bucket of a front loader.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 23/02/2026
Rick Harrison on Laiwn Stars standing behind a counter. Text: Bring back some white boys who make music? Best I can do is Backstreet Boys at the Sphere
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 18/02/2026
..right?
Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Solo in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack if the Clones. Four panel meme format.
First panel close up of Anakin's face: Text: ICE trainees keep shooting themselves in the foot
Second panel close up of Padmé laughing: Text: You mean figuratively, right
Third panel Anakin close up: No text
Fourth panel close up on Padmé looking concerned: Text: Right?
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 13/02/2026
Meme in three panels. Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker and James Franco as Harry Osborn in Spider-Man 3 sitting in a small New York cafe.
First Panel: Focus on Peter, casual and aloof. Text: Crystal Pepsi was delicious and was around for two years.
Second Panel: Switch focus to Harry, aghast. Text: That was pure high fructose corn syrup cut with orphan tears and you know it
Third Panel: focus back on Peter, unbothered. Text: I already told you it was delicious, you don't have to sell it to me.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 08/02/2026
A close up on Bird Bird's face from Sesame Street looking sad.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 29/01/2026
Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in the film A League of Their Own. Text: There's no politics in Star Trek!
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 26/01/2026
Tyrone Biggums portrayed by Dave Chappelle scratching his neck. Text: Y'all got any of them democrat group chats?
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 15/01/2026
A man in a bathrobe holding a cellphone up to record while standing on a snowy front lawn. Text: I don't always outside agitate but when I do, it's in my warm comfy bathrobe
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 11/01/2026
I believe I know what you're referencing. I can't speak to it's authenticity.
A screengrab of an apparent post on the platform formally known as Twitter. With text above an image of a man in camouflage fatigues pointing a weapon, at point blank range, at another man's face, having fired a chemical irritant which resulted in a yellow cloud around the victims head.
Text: The White House ✅ @WhiteHouse
STAND WITH ICE.
STAND WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 09/01/2026
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 04/01/2026
What the administration is trying to sell the public right now.
Remy holding strands of hair whild standing on Alfredo's head from the Pixar movie Ratatouille. Text: United States Republicans; Venezuelan government
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 04/01/2026
You might have missed it, but the administration clearly has a plan.
Remy holding strands of hair whild standing on Alfredo's head from the Pixar movie Ratatouille. Text: United States Republicans; Venezuelan government
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 15/09/2025
Your milage may vary.
A clipped image of a Blue Sky profile menu. Text: Edit Profile
Copy link to profile
Search posts
Add to starter packs
Add to lists
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 14/09/2025
Ass Headed-Monster.
XKCD Comic 37 by Randall Munroe. Two stick figures stand facing a car. Text: My hobby: whenever anyone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.

Man, that's a sweet ass-car.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 08/09/2025
Album cover of Poe - Hello
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 01/09/2025
Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond on Celebrity Deathwatch. Text: Good Fight, Good Night!
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 29/08/2025
🤔
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 29/08/2025
No one ever listens. They prefer their ignorance.
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com · 29/08/2025
When reality starts looking like a children's cartoon..
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