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Carl Knight

@thecarlknight.bsky.social
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Lefty grammar pedant, often makes grammatical errors. Aston Villa, Alan Partridge, Radiohead

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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m not sure doing things the moral way is our thing this summer. We’ve bought a player accused of masturbating to racial slurs and have Visit Rwanda on the front of our shirts. This seems like small fry. But I get your point.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
He either carries the ball or attempts a chance creating pass. That’s his role. He’s just won Young Player of the Year. All moot anyway, as there’s absolutely zero chance you’ll be signing him.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I wouldn’t worry too much because there’s absolutely zero chance you’ll be signing him.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
So it seems I post as much sense on here as I ever did on Twitter.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
He’s not allowed to play
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
No Regards Everyone at Aston Villa Football Club
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I agree. There’s no chance of them both leaving in Jan. Watkins may go in the summer, depending on if we get Champions League football again. I absolutely love him but he’s almost 30 and might want it at this stage. It’ll cost though though.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sorry Chloe, but as a Villa fan, I hope you have a terrible birthday.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We’re not through yet. We definitely in a playoff.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Or Atletico
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
He wasn’t signed in time was he?
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
He isn’t. He won’t be going anywhere in January. If he plays his face in the Summer (and he might) then we might cash in then.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Yes, he was probably our best player second half, setting up our winner and Ramsey’s shot that hit the post. I’ve already thought about Everton and I’d play Watkins, his pace behind their slow defence will be needed. Duran to start against Arsenal.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Astonished so many not seeing that for the clear red card it was. Petulant and harms us for at least three games.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
🎵Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to see an idiot hit in the balls by a brick, hey🎵
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Man City have won 1 of their last 10 games. Southampton have won 2 out of their last 10. San Marino have won 2 out of their last 10. Fucking WOLVES have won 2 out of their last 10.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That was proper cack
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Unai is losing ever tactical battle at the moment, which is being compounded by individual errors and some of the players just not being up to it. I really hope he can stop the rot. #AVFC
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Jesus. What a load of knee jerk rubbish.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I took my 12 year old to Wales in the Summer and he saw his very first working phone box. He’s got the newest gaming console, yet this was the most excited I’d ever seen him. 50p got him about a minute conversation with his Mom. Should keep them as family attractions.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Happy to not lose that but my god we need to improve. We’ve conceded as many as we’ve scored so far this season. That sort of thing sees you end up mid table. #AVFC
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I get what you’re saying, but the corner situation is done on purpose, right? There doesn’t even appear to be a single thought about stopping a transition. That’s not happening by accident.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It can’t be completely at odds with what he wants, can it? He’s setting us up like that on attacking corners.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We put a player that misses two thirds of his penalties on pens. We send every player up for corners, leaving us as vulnerable as we possibly can, in an area where we are already most vulnerable. I don’t understand what’s going on. This isn’t down to individual errors. It’s tactically insane. #avfc
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ah balls. Oh well, they always put on a great show. Thanks for replying.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hello. Just did a random search on here because no one has updated setlist.com. What was the setlist like? Did they play Wrong Idea?
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Guess which team fucked up my 6-match accumulator tonight, which I rarely do. San Marino have me to thank.
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Dan Rolinson @danrolinson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Here’s the video version too, if you can share this post that’d be great too. You never know who you might help. youtu.be/mEa4IGaNQDc
youtu.be
The Villa Social | Five Villa mates open up about men's mental health
YouTube video by Claret & Blue - An Aston Villa Podcast
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I spied myself in one of your pics too.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bruges - CL anthem #AVFC
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bruges #AVFC
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A Scampi fry (I know it’s not technically a crisp but sue me), a Star Bar and a full fat Coke, in a glass bottle.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What’s your favourite crisp, chocolate bar and soft drink?
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yeah, I started dealing with it around 30, but have never quite nailed it. I’m in a position now where there are more good than bad days, which is a win.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s brilliant. Don’t worry about being “self indulgent”, that’s part of the problem. Men don’t usually talk about these things because of that fear, we should all be a bit more self indulgent. Lots of relatable stuff for me, particularly James and Ty’s anxiety + difficult child birth experience.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This was a really great and important episode. All the best with dealing with your mental health issues, I wish I’d have started to deal with mine at a young age. I subscribe to House of V, you’re a really great writer.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Posting this for no other reason than Gent is now one of my favourite places in the world.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The Cure Confidence Man Fontaines DC Charlie XCX The Smile Bill Ryder-Jones
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hiya!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
nytimes.com
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
But also 1
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Tits in bio
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Some Bruges pics. #AVFC
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Carl Knight @thecarlknight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Escaped Musk’s shit tip. I’ve deactivated my account, so if we followed each other on there, let’s do it on here. Or we can have some mutual time apart. Whatever you’d prefer. #AVFC
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