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The Butt Fumbler 🍑

@thebuttfumbler.bsky.social
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⚾🏀 Multi-Generational Perennial Talent 🏈⚽ Focusing on Luke Warm Hot Takes at Half Price Currently being oppressed by the blue sky mods as a "tasteful nude" due to my rare condition of Posterior-Facialitis Syndrome. #MahFreezePeach

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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
24 team #cfb playoff is fuckin lame wimp ass shit. We used to have a 130+ team playoff that started every September and ran until early January, if you can believe that.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Come on y'all certainly know there shouldn't be an acc team in the top 5, it's more like varsity G5 than a P4. #cfb. JV P4 is to G5 as c# is Db
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do people feel the need to post so much about one nfl game? No one cares, y'all know we can see the same thing on the TV as you? No one who isn't watching the game certainly wants to see it in their timelines either.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm told Brian Kelly has been using AI to figure out the best way to ingratiate hisself to the people of Oklahoma. #cfb
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maurice Clarett should start identifying as the pillsbury dough boy. Like, you could just throw him in the oven, look at him! #cfb
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are websites starting to ask me if I want to get notifications from them? It's bad enough from apps, I definitely don't want it from random websites. When I want information from you, I'll go seek it out. Stop bothering me.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, remember that one time Jerry Jeudy had a revenge game against the broncos and everyone thought he was going to be good?
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good news: you're up 33 points going into Monday night. Bad news: your opponent has Barkley, DSmith, and Swift. #fantasyfootball
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a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache @cesmustache.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
christ
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is there a way to view some kind of list that actually scopes to the topic? Every single list or subject is always filled with everything else as everyone posts about everything.. so a topic list is essentially useless on bluesky. Half my cfb feed is not even cfb related stuff.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe it's just my heightened sense of facial features, but Greg Schiano's chin seems to be extruding as he ages. #cfb #b1g
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My question about joe buck is whether his voice is stuck like that forever. Like even during sex? Or singing in the shower? Does he sound like that when he says a prayer?
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
well my fantasy football opponent left 60 points on the bench LOL and I lead by over 100..
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For all of you who have a back up quarterback on your bench, what are you thinking? If you have 3. then god help you, that's like putting yourself in taco territory. Protip: QB is the easiest position to get points, save that bench spot for a skill position that is more important. #fantasyfootball
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If your fantasy league doesn't have #IDP players, you're still playing in the amateur leagues. #fantasyfootball
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol "work" and "journalist" are doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meh, one great quarter doesn't erase the rest of the mediocrity, he's still average arch to me. #cfb
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet you can't tell which is a low poly video game character and which is real life. #nfl #giants
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@redditcfb.com @cupress.bsky.social @clemsonsports.bsky.social Let everyone know I am more than capable of losing as bad as the current guy for just half the price, probably even less if asked nicely and I can bring my dog. I need to get this into the hands of boosters asap #clemson #cfb
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 06/09/2026
UNC @ Clemson (9/19) could be an interesting benchmarking game.
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Jamie Plunkett @frogpreacher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
593 total yards to 74. 291 rushing yards to 0. Clemson is dead.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Commercials during the #worldcup water breaks are lame as fuck. One of the best things about #soccer is the lack of commercials and stoppage. Most of these water breaks are questionable, making the majority of these just look like a shitty cash grab.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jaxon Dart, I poo upon you with an unkind two wafts! #nfl
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Breaking! Sources say football legend Michael Irvin is still massively coked up from his single night 8ball record attempt during the national title game. Witnesses say he didn't stop talking for 13 hours straight at one point and had managed to get some sleep, albeit with his eyes wide open.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Sources close to Michael Irvin are privately saying that the lively former Hurricane and NFL Hall of Famer is signalling to his connections that he does intend to break the all time one night eight ball record on championship night. Big energy in the streets tonight.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Breaking! Former Hurricane and NFL Hall of Famer Michael Irvin has just finished his 5th eight ball of the night and is calling upon his dealer to deliver more coke immediately.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
heal thyself in the waters of an Alabama blowout.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Deboerr turning bama into a pac10 team is awesome.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Gunner Stockton is nearly as ugly as I am with the strong caveman vibes.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nearly any #fantasyfootball fan knows it's not just politics that makes for strange bed fellows. #nfl
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The biggest loser in this #cfb coaching carousel is Cigs, dude left butt load of money on the table. Gotta figure at least 5m per year, then just do the math. 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Everyone at the UF AA wants Kiffin, but what about Saban?! Worst he does is say no. #cfb
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Heed these words, any Brian Kelly team is just one fart away from shitting the bed. #cfb
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Wonder if bill yells "Kobe!!" While crumpling up his legacy and shooting it into the trashcan. #tarheel #cfb
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Take it from me, I had to learn the hard way. Don't make the same mistake I did, only do a shart check in extraordinary privacy. #protip
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Apparently I am the only mother fucker on the planet who knows how to stop the tush push. AMA. #sports #football #nfl
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I really hope Texas loses this week for max #chaos. #cfb #collegefootball #tamu
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My brother and I made a bet that if I beat him in college pick 'em this season, he has to hang a picture of Kirby smart on his wall until the start of next season, as if it were a picture of dear leader in North Korea. Here is the Picture I will get printed and framed for him. #cfb #collegefootball
A north korean propaganda poster of dear leader kim jong un, except the face has been replaced by an image of Georgia Football head coach Kirby Smart. It features waving red flags along the bottom of the image, with a bright sun behind Kirby's head with yellow rays radiating outward. Pink flowers dot the side of the image.
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My favorite timeline is that Conor Stalions went full spy mode and was seducing coaches to get onto sidelines, most notable an allegedly alleged shark humper named Jim McElwain. #cfb #collegefootball
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Mrs. Noreen Wynnie of Cheshire Wales, UK has already scored an amazing 157 points in Division 2 of the St. Marks Rural Assisted Living Bowls League. Florida State has 156. #cfb #collegefootball
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The Butt Fumbler 🍑 @thebuttfumbler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If losing a football game gives your manhood an existential crisis, then it just means more. #cfb #collegefootball
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