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tessa 🧸

@thebutchprincess.bsky.social
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Lesbian | wifed up | she/her run-on sentences only

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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i decided i wanted to playyy (no particular order i just think these are neat)
Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha
Guster - Ganging Up on the Sun
First Aid Kit - The Lion’s Roar
Radiohead - In Rainbows
MUNA- About U 
St. Vincent - Marry Me
Dr. Dog - Fate
Wye Oak - Shriek
Miley - Something Beautilful
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
idk what happened here. i just had to share this picture of my beautiful model of a cat
moe looking, as my wife described, “like a deflated squishmallow”
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how am i supposed to do anything but play fields of mistria
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
u ever think about how arthur morgan was a good man
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lizzieeeeeee!! my babiessssss 😭 they’re perfect!! thank you so much, especially for taking a chance at capturing winnie on all four legs 💕 @lizzieb97.bsky.social extra thanks to @lesbianashley.bsky.social for making this happen by surprise 💕
winnie screaming about how much she loves mini winniemoe sniffing mini moe (she approved)mini winnie and lil moe in front of a cabin model i assembled a few weeks ago. other trinkets also in the background. i am not a minimalist
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
walked winnie to our favorite coffee shop for the first time in months today. she made it all the way there and got to relax on the way home in her new ride. thank you to the qorndog royal court for sniping me when i didn’t even know my throne list was active. you have no idea how much this means 💕
winnie in her stroller looking back at the camerathe back of winnie’s head from stroller pushing perspectivewinnie modeling her stroller
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
four days out from my period and somehow pushed heavier weight than i have in a long time…… after three weeks off due to dog health stuff….. i don’t trust this…. my body is up to something…… she will betray me….. but how….. what does this mean….
tiny chest pump and holding my phone for dear life bc i was shaky from pushing heavy (to me) weight
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
racing to enter the authentication code before it refreshes just to feel something
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
posing like a french girl for titanic day
moe the tabby cat all stretched out in a beam of rainbow light in my basement gym
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my wife and i watched hercules last night. i told her that would be the perfect halloween costume for me. she looked at me perplexed and said, sincerely, “you want to be phil for halloween?” she keeps me soooo humble
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being married to a titanic girly means i'm listening to titanic facts on top of the titanic game. did you know there was a dedicated potato room on the ship? anyway
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
taking reference pics to find a new hair stylist. every single one looks like a mugshot HELP (not soliciting advice i already sent it i’m just laughing at myself)
my wife called this “the prison one” out of all the options I showed her and said it was the best one 🥲
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and just like that, we became the lesbians with a three-legged dog
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Kacie 💜🏳️‍🌈 @kaciethings.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if you ask me how i'm doin' i would say i'm cookin' my beef
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
wife treated me to a movie date and the bathroom lighting was so insane that i had to do this sorry
flexing sorry
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
got some very bad news about our girl today and have been thinking about the little things like this. everyone promise you’ll give your babies a little extra love for me tonight, okay?
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
waking up with daily cat-induced back pain just means i’m loved by my most favorite little animal and i refuse to fix the “problem”
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
seeing old friends is crazy like what do you mean i’ve loved these people for 15 years
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
spider-man is the only superhero i’ve ever cared about you don’t fucking understand DON’T TOUCH ME
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
making the best of a new normal and shopping for dog strollers bc of course we would be the lesbians with a 60lb stroller dog
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i keep seeing trailers for that new movie where they’re like “what if sex was… illegal??” those straight people really thought they did something w that one
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
incredibly normal and not stressed and definitely didn’t lose sleep about going to the dentist today because it’s a perfectly routine thing that you need to do every six months and I actually love being lectured about how my gums are disappearing and it’s all my fault somehow
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
jk being shy is for suckers
leg definition if you squint
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have leg too not just arm but it might be too much so just use imagination🦵
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
keep getting ads for a ring that’s shadowheart’s little circlet and i want it more than i did my own (very cheap, unfancy) wedding ring is that bad
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
is my culture a fucking joke to you jarseph??
clown snoopy with the lesbian flag. he’s fine dw ab it
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
high of 74°, tolerable humidity, decent air quality. every window is open and i am twirling!!!
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Cam @calllmecam.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SURPRISE! 👻 Zora and I have been waiting to tell you… BDBDBDBDB CO-STREAM is happening on MONDAY @ 3PM et on our Twitch channels!! Lives will be changed 🙂‍↕️ Can’t wait to see you there!! 🥰 @zoralla.bsky.social
Zora & Cam Dead By Daylight Co-Stream!
Monday July 20th, 3PM ET
twitch.tv/zoralla twitch.tv/calllmecam
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the food is poison the air is poison the dog is yapping bc she doesn’t understand that she can’t go outside the sump pump backup battery is dead and beeping a warning alarm every 5 seconds that i can’t mute until it’s replaced next week AND I AM FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE IT’S ALL FINE
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the HVAC company sent an older butch for our seasonal AC tune-up, and you better *believe* we are getting special treatment 💅
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
do u think my laptop sees the moon out the window of the repair place and thinks about how i’m looking up at the same moon at home?
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
my friend started a little flower company. got to walk through his garden and watch the sun set last night 💕
verbena flowers (not the herb) that look like they glow in the dark. the glowiness isn’t captured here. I’m no photographer. I just thought you should know more flowers idk what these are but ohhhh prettyyyyeven more flowers wowieeeeeepinky purpley sunset and some trees and some grass. big ohio summer vibes
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
shuffling around, moaning like a ghoul, wondering if this is how I will haunt this house someday (it’s just cramps)
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
thinkin bout all the D&D characters i created but will never get to play
grainy-ass photo of fanuza kadirova sitting on the ice and looking sad after losing the walter cup
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p100 zorabat 🖤🎀 @zoralla.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
there’s always another butch at the chicken salad restaurant butches love chicken salad
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
are u ever just a lil teddy bear
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julia ghoulia 👻🫀 @whooisjulia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i think we should all get more anti A1 NOW!
digital drawing by me featuring a possum with piercings in front of flames with text that says “anti a1 til i die”
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
and if i tracked a little progress?
big loser flexing little muscles
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i hate self-evaluations. why do i have to set goals? my goal is to pay my bills. my goal is to do the bare minimum. my goal is to ignore phone calls until they send an email instead
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lesbian ashley @lesbianashley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
just three lesbians as a lesbian popstar in a shooting game. it’s so beautiful if i think about it too hard i will start crying
tessa, me, and julia all dressed as chappell in fortnite
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
gone deer watchin’
the back of my dog’s head while she looks at a deer in the distance
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you ever make big plans to get shit done and then get derailed by the siren’s song of blind box dopamine? productivity rescheduled to tomorrow 😌 (feat. the adorable appa trinket dish that @mothmandyy.bsky.social made for me and I forgot to post bc bsky was down that day)
blind boxes: sad lil shiba, fruity calico critters, sleepy bears, stitchblind box results: sad lil shiba in a pink sweater, watermelon koala calico critter, sleepy white bear, stitch playing a ukulele. all sitting in/around the beautiful appa trinket dish that mandy made for me a while ago
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
bubbline show coming soon igbok!!!!
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Cam @calllmecam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Big week for fun!! 🍬👻🦦Gonna soak it all up extra good cos after this week, there will be no streams for TWO WEEKS!!😭😭 (QUICK! dissociate so u don’t cry) Cant wait 2 C U there!! 💚🩷
CalllMeCam twitch schedule 
JUNE 22 - 26 twitch.tv/calllmecam
Monday - Friday 3PM ET

Monday: Dead By Daylight
Tuesday: Sea Otter Lego +game maybe
Wednesday: Cam’s Choice 
Thursday: Sleepover Stream 3-10pm et
Friday: Pet Vet ep3
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
staring to lock in so fiercely yall won’t even believe
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Cam @calllmecam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
On Thursday we are celebrating Summerween!!! Get your best costumes ready! 👻 There will be lots of fun being had!! Games, movie, treats, and even a cute badge!! Oh and I’ll be carving a watermelon to start us off!! Hope 2 C U there💚🩷
Sleepover Stream
Thursday June 25, 3pm-10pm et. 
Twitch.tv/calllmecam 

Featuring
Watermelon carving 
Costume contest
Trick or treating 
Stream badge
Games
Movie
And more
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IT GETS SO HOT
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
kissed in the car, felt eyes on us… do yall think he’s an ally or
a white dog with disturbingly human features looking out a window at the camera
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tessa 🧸 @thebutchprincess.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
married 8 years today!! never taking it for granted!! the fact that we found each other, that we can even call each other wife? it’s a tenuous privilege in this world. i hope we can do it forever. in fact, i know we will because being in love is really fun. okay i’m misty now bye 💕
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