Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve never understood the obsession with buying ridiculously expensive watches.. A nice watch is fine, but one that involves a waiting list and thousands of pounds…? 020
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Two premium choices there!! Chuckle Egg was the tits! 001
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not with a bayonet in your neck you couldn’t..! 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Kitchen Confidential is a book by Anthony Bourdain that I cannot recommend highly enough. I had never heard of him before reading it so I guess I kind of came at it from a unique angle. Excellent read. 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well you taught us a good lesson last night… best of luck for the league! 110
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Despite being a strong word, it does fit perfectly… 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026That was the one word I’d muted on Twitter. 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You need to be very carrefour when making jokes about French supermarkets.. 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It’s no “JR Hartley/I were right about that saddle though” is it? 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I swear they’ve got a pool of young women they go to and just place them in different countries shirts.. 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I used to love this! I only remember him changing like he was an American werewolf in London but turning into a snake so he could be used as a rope to pull someone from quicksand. Legendary plots! 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Hey sorry to read this. Lost a good un a few years back. Big hug x 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026“On top of SPAGHETTI…!” (Niche quote, apologies if this is lost..) 100
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This is the first one I’ve ever got! (I’m a mere snip of a lad at 50 you see) 110
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I hope it was to buy drugs rather than to get on a bus! 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Screen brightness on low as fuck. Battery saving set to orange. You can do this. 010
Reposted by Dave Tooley-BoysMike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The Rejoin petition has just hit 💥90,000💥 signatures!petition.parliament.ukPetition: Apply to Rejoin the EU as soon as possible to increase growth in the UKWe believe Brexit's not working. The OBR judges that the UK economy is smaller and trade is weaker because of Brexit, and it will just get worse. 10 years after the Brexit vote, let's apply to rejoin ... 26532272
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Not sure if Arne is the man to do that. We’ll see what happens.. 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Congrats on the league! Hopefully we’ll be back up there challenging you next season! 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Yes. They would fucking know the severity of what they’d done. Mobile phones would be removed and they’d be grounded until they moved out (apart from when I’m dragging them to some community service..). 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026It’s disgusting. If they were my kids… phhhh. 110
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just came here to big up Hong Kong Phooey, but the crew has already got here 👊 160
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I still have school dreams and visit old places. Weirdly familiar places that don’t exist. 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Nope, I’m just ignorant on Ed Miliband references, I was just going on your previous track record… 😉 as you were.. 110
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I feel like you’re lining up a groaner punchline…. 100
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Soz, I was busy at the time. I think I’d need a weekend to think of a full list… 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Got on the saddle the wrong way this morning when off for a trot… 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Now there’s a phrase that needs to be used more often! 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I can’t keep up with all the shit happening at the moment. 010
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Tell us more about these education camps… they sound like fun! 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Sorry to hear this. No one can beat a mums love. 000
Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I have to say well done for remembering the first soundtrack! Fun fact: I once saw your man Nettles playing Anthony in Anthony and Cleopatra. Top that! 110