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Dave Tooley-Boys

@theboytooley.bsky.social
146 followers 152 following 389 posts

Grumpy old hip hop/indie loving nerdy gamer Dad. Enjoying a cup of tea and waiting for this to all blow over.. Oh and Cats are better than Dogs. There, I’ve said it.

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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve never understood the obsession with buying ridiculously expensive watches.. A nice watch is fine, but one that involves a waiting list and thousands of pounds…?
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This has stirred a deep hidden memory…
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two premium choices there!! Chuckle Egg was the tits!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pep?
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Not with a bayonet in your neck you couldn’t..!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kitchen Confidential is a book by Anthony Bourdain that I cannot recommend highly enough. I had never heard of him before reading it so I guess I kind of came at it from a unique angle. Excellent read.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I hope so!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well you taught us a good lesson last night… best of luck for the league!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Despite being a strong word, it does fit perfectly…
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That was the one word I’d muted on Twitter.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ich nichten lichten… #gerpar
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You need to be very carrefour when making jokes about French supermarkets..
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s no “JR Hartley/I were right about that saddle though” is it?
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I swear they’ve got a pool of young women they go to and just place them in different countries shirts..
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I used to love this! I only remember him changing like he was an American werewolf in London but turning into a snake so he could be used as a rope to pull someone from quicksand. Legendary plots!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They’re f**king with us every day Bernie.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
F*** off Touché.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I wish you’d posted this last week.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey sorry to read this. Lost a good un a few years back. Big hug x
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hell Let Loose is my jam. Happy birthday!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“On top of SPAGHETTI…!” (Niche quote, apologies if this is lost..)
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I thought this was a tax disc.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is the first one I’ve ever got! (I’m a mere snip of a lad at 50 you see)
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Is it being treated as a terrierist act?
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just had this on in the van!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I hope it was to buy drugs rather than to get on a bus!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Screen brightness on low as fuck. Battery saving set to orange. You can do this.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Rejoin petition has just hit 💥90,000💥 signatures!
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Apply to Rejoin the EU as soon as possible to increase growth in the UK
We believe Brexit's not working. The OBR judges that the UK economy is smaller and trade is weaker because of Brexit, and it will just get worse. 10 years after the Brexit vote, let's apply to rejoin ...
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
90,001 😘
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Not sure if Arne is the man to do that. We’ll see what happens..
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Congrats on the league! Hopefully we’ll be back up there challenging you next season!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yes. They would fucking know the severity of what they’d done. Mobile phones would be removed and they’d be grounded until they moved out (apart from when I’m dragging them to some community service..).
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s disgusting. If they were my kids… phhhh.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just came here to big up Hong Kong Phooey, but the crew has already got here 👊
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I never knew Rick did this! Ha!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I still have school dreams and visit old places. Weirdly familiar places that don’t exist.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nope, I’m just ignorant on Ed Miliband references, I was just going on your previous track record… 😉 as you were..
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I feel like you’re lining up a groaner punchline….
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Read something else then.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Soz, I was busy at the time. I think I’d need a weekend to think of a full list…
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Got on the saddle the wrong way this morning when off for a trot…
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Blade Runner!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cheers then.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Now there’s a phrase that needs to be used more often!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I can’t keep up with all the shit happening at the moment.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tell us more about these education camps… they sound like fun!
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sorry to hear this. No one can beat a mums love.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I mean it was a pretty tall order.
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Dave Tooley-Boys @theboytooley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I have to say well done for remembering the first soundtrack! Fun fact: I once saw your man Nettles playing Anthony in Anthony and Cleopatra. Top that!
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