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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 14m

The team employee wants you to know he's talked himself into believing the Padres can comeback and win three straight to advance to the NLCS

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 51m

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 1h

The sheer amount of ai slop on YouTube kids that I need to shift through when we let my son watch 10-15 minutes of TV makes me want commit a crime

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 2h

The people who'll laugh or shrug off the 'nuke Los Angeles & San Diego comment' are the same people who wanted Mamdani to not be at the 9/11 commemoration.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will only trust a worker in a Padres hat to care for the animals

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Baseball fandom where you can spend the last 2+ years going on in no SLG "power of friendship is better" then after one playoff game say this ta is better tham last year's because they have more SLG

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This game has Greupner all over it. Makes me sick that Miller is warming

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Days 4-6 of the Padres being blatantly racist against SMS

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing like spending $150 at the vet for them to say "idk but we can run a bunch of tests that'll cost you $2K"

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

-We're winning war with iran Migrant caravan dems want to use to steal elections 90 day diesel export ban

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Day 4 of the Padres being blatantly racist against SMS

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Apparently Salas' 180 avg 650ops is "carrying his weight" offensively

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Imma need the two hurricanes angling towards Baja to just not.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Buddy read what Joe Rhode said then recommended the exact thing Joe is talking about.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yeah but AJ saved the season by doing so bad building a rotation and depth that he convinced Stammen the best strategy was to not have starters for 2 weeks

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Acee's newsletter basically saying Preller was going to buy no matter what but needed the team to win enough games to convince ownership so he said "let's just throw crap at the wall every game and see how it works"

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They're doing what they should be doing against sub .500 teams, but they're still 33-42 against teams over .500, where they have a .682OPS and 4.38ERA. The record is what it is, nl denying that, but it's hard to say it's a good team when it took multiple throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You mean Special Assistant to the CEO Jake Peavy?

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Day 3 of the Padres being blatantly racist against SMS

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What an awful pitch sequence. Like why would you throw the rookie back to back FBs? We'll take it though

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

3/3 in seeing that shirty tranphobe wannabe rapper. Wish they'd ban his ass just for his ugly AF self promoting outfits he always wears.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The dumbest people on the planet will tell you this is the funniest thing they've ever heard.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Always funny how the men who get into pissing contests about how straight and manly they are end up making decisions that sound, in a prepubescent way, gay as hell. "I'm an alpha dog! The military is only alphas, and to prove it I want to know how many of my alphas have hard dicks in the morning!"

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey so telling other countries that if you hear the sound of our helicopters "you ass better run" is not a good thing.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Padres just now blatantly being racist against SMS. You hate to see it.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If a member of the Dem party is willing to throw Trans individuals under the buss to court a handful of republican votes, then they are willing to do it with the other members of the LGBTQ community and other minority classes.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Perfect example is his talk about the Middle East being more stable if Iran had nukes. He very explicitly says that he doesn't want Iran to have a nuke but thinks if they had one it would bring more stability. Everyone hears that and runs with "Hasan wants Iran to have nukes"

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've said it before that I am not a exactly a fan of Hasan, but holy shit the discourse around his two most recent interviews, which were both hit jobs, is showing just how many Dems hear what he says, but don't actually freaking listen to what he says. Also, they're completely indoctrinated

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mason Miller spending an hour at the Encinitas Better Buzz, but you aren't allowed to have him sign Padres gear/merchandise. There is a special place in hell for Greupner

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

TIL Yuki and Miller do the dick touch greeting in the bullpen

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know a question is bad when Chris is the most reasonable answering

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Salas (30% SO%) hits two HRs *at Coors* and the morning show is talking about him earning playoff ABs. Meanwhile the teams only back up utility INF whose getting the Ha Seong Kim fucked over special, 3 ABs in Sept, can safely be left off the roster

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

75 dollars for a virtual jet... wtf are we doing?

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Will people get mad if I bring up that Salas hit his two HRs in Coors (fake stadium) off a AAA callup who's given up 13 runs in 23IP and a guy whose era is over 7.5. Hitting one homerun, especially to straight away CF is impressive. But it may be premature to say he's starting to get comfortable.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Coors is fake and the rockies are a AA team lmao

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Given MLB is not on a "balanced" schedule, it really does start to beg the question if it is truly necessary to keep divisions? There probably is a way you can still have a 162 game season (maybe even slightly shorter) where every team plays each other twice. This would allow for record seeding POs

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

No meat? This is life under Mamdani socialism. You hate to see it

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

wake up babe, new "Padres have to dump one of their contracts" articles just dropped

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