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The Blue Man

@theblueman.bsky.social
2.7K followers 904 following 2.9K posts

I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me? We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In case you need a little hope. I know I sure do.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Glad I could be of assistance.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You're welcome.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The Democrats haven't figured out that the game has changed. Democrats try to act with a spirit of cooperation and compromise. Meanwhile, Republicans are completely unapologetic in their policy stances. And that's how this country has been slowly dragged to the right for four decades.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Oh, if only.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Interesting.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
For your blocking pleasure, here's a lying MAGAt who claims to be a centrist Democrat but every single post supports right-wing positions. And like all MAGAts, has a hard-on for Trump.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When he was reelected, I turned my Facebook profile photo to solid black to signify the dark times we all knew we were headed for. I plan to change it to solid yellow when he's gone.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Easy. Five minutes in the microwave and done. 😁
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
And there it is. Now Trump gets to pretend to be a good guy while the DOJ provides cover for him and cites an ongoing investigation as the reason they can't release the files.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
And there it is. Now he gets to pretend to be a good guy while the DOJ provides cover for him.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
He must've been hungry.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
And this is why they still consider it a win anyway.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My response when someone says he's the greatest president ever is below. It's amusing watching the cognitive dissonance. Naturally, they can't come up with anything, so they just hurl insults instead. I just keep goading them - "Go on, tell me, what is his signature achievement?"
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I mean...
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
As true as ever.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
What would white Jesus do? Apparently, he wouldn't feed a starving baby. Pro-life, my ass.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
There's the proof right there that the decision was made as a caucus, and 8 sacrificial lambs not up for reelection were chosen to shield the rest. I am committing right now that I will donate to ANYONE who primaries ANY @democrats.org Senator up for reelection in 2026. I encourage you to join me.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
There's the proof right there that the decision was made as a caucus, and 8 sacrificial lambs not up for reelection were chosen to shield the rest. I am committing right now that I will donate to ANYONE who primaries ANY Democratic Senator up for reelection in 2026, and I encourage you to join me.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
There's the proof right there that this decision to cave was made by the caucus, and 8 "safe" senators not up for reelection in 2026 were chosen to shield the rest. EVERY SINGLE Democratic Senator up for reelection in 2026 should be primaried. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@democrats.org Better change your tagline, because you're clearly not "fighting" for anything when you just caved to the party that's on the ropes after a sweeping election loss. 🙄 What a useless damn party.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
They're very good at deluding themselves about their popularity. Fox News is already downplaying tonight's blue wave.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Small men with small-minded goals.
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"Why are we going back? Newton asked. We've made so much progress." Yeah, gosh, it's such a mystery. 🤔
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Also...
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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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