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Rob the Blue Mage

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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 13h
Yes, people do frequently resent that, especially when the person who thinks they're helping doesn't know what they're talking about. See this example: bsky.app/profile/kath...
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 13h
This is a terrible thing to say, Mike, and I am deeply wounded.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
To be fair, it was -27 Celsius and I had to stand in 3 feet of snow in the ditch while swapping out the cable on a camera. 14 separate tiny-ass conductors.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm fairly sure you wouldn't encounter anything worse than some muttering under the breath here, though we had a fun "lake of fire" incident during an election campaign a while back.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Still probably lower than rural Idaho.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I invite the both of you to visit Red Earth Creek, the shittiest town I can remember ever having been in.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Something something "I'd a ho'
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You stole Alene's heart, didn't you?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I've been through Bonners Ferry and Sandpoint.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dammit, didn't think of going that direction. I'd started with Alabama or Mississippi.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm trying to think up an appropriately obnoxious and inapt comparison between Utah and Florida right now.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh see, that's Edmonton. That's just a sign that everything is right with the world.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gesundheit
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Fireman On Fire Stunt
Alt: Fireman On Fire Stunt
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I have no idea why he keeps whining about his mentions. Does he think anybody cares?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I like this acknowledgement of our hockey superiority.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Scroll up. You're on @caldinj.bsky.social's thread.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
No one asked you either and yet here you are.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
And watch Lane make fun of my team shortly.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Played"
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Flooding" lol. Sounds like whining to me.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The finger wag is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Do people around you cry a lot?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That's like Buffalo Wild?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That's still surprisingly ambiguous.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Depends on whether you use the phrase "field hockey" or "ice hockey".
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The indefensible thing here is... knowing that private property is a thing and that most frats aren't on university property?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wut?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Being a dumbass in public and then whining about it when a bunch of people point out that you're being a dumbass in public is pretty funny. Also deeply stupid.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gotta say, just accepting that you were wrong and moving on would have been a much smarter move than digging in.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm deducting half a point from me for not being able to spell though
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Meh, you forfeited the point with the ellision bsky.app/profile/scif...
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Excuse me while I check on the current state of American politics for a second. Okay, the answer to that question is "yes".
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*starts flipping a coin furiously*
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You're trying to traumatize them further?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I need to scan da knave's ID... dammit
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't know how you haven't been thrown out of the bar yet
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He appears to be a sensitive soul.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you don't want your comments in public to be recorded, don't make comments in public?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It actually might if that happens.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That last part is very optimistic.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's a fun movie even if Gaiman sucks.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So the movie has Charlie Cox, Clare Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, and a crossdressing De Niro.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My report was for targeted harassment.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Somebody created a stalker account over a book review? There aren't enough faceplams in the world.
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Is that worse than getting shuffled off the mortal coil by being sent to sex a giant turtle? *Gaiman, Septimus wasn't a chainmail clad tart, and...?
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But the nerd with glasses who wears Hawaiian shirts is better at the summoning dragons into existence bit. And if you're going to poison your father and defeat your brothers, why not just go as Septimus from Stardust*? *I realize there are at least two reasons why not
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I mean, I'm certainly not going to try and stop you from being a chainmail clad tart. I have slightly more sense than that.
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Obama Nods: Fair Enough
ALT: Obama Nods: Fair Enough
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've said both too much and too little
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Though our high school band did manage to hit and kill a moose on their way to band camp once. The moose managed to kill the bus in return.
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