Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I’m just going to let this one speak for itself. 021
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 13/12/2025“Funky Santa” Sing along. youtu.be/CYoClchZE5A?...youtu.beFunky Santa - Shelby Syckes 2025YouTube video by Shelby Syckes 001
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025youtu.be/QvSaBWY88yI?...youtu.beDonnie Can't Dance Video - Shelby Syckes 2025 with videoYouTube video by Shelby Syckes 000
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 16/08/2025No matter who you are, when you’re trapped in a car with Trump, you’re gonna want out.😎 132
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 11/08/2025“Hey boss, now that the Oval Office renovation is complete let’s invade D.C.” 010
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I just realized there's a decent chance we all died from COVID back in 2020 and this is hell.😎 020
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 24/07/2025***Breaking News *** White House releases Epstein client list.😎 010
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I miss having a president we could trust alone with a little girl or the Constitution.😎 010
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I don’t know how he’s done it, but Trump has installed more gold ornamentation in the oval office than there was in Liberace's bathroom.😎 133
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 12/06/2025***Breaking News*** Los Angeles: ICE deploys Jewish space lasers.😎 030
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Careful Elon. You know too much. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.😎 020
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. 😎 030
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Starving South African refugees arrive in USA. Thank heaven President Trump granted them asylum. Not. 👎💩 033
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 11/05/2025My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.😎 020
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Yesterday a 69 year old man known as Robert his entire life walked out on a balcony and self identified as Leo. The entire world now calls him Leo without question. See how easy it is to accept and respect what an individual identifies as. Oh, and he was wearing a dress.😎 000
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025White House releases concept for modernized Alcatraz.😎 041
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Linda McMahon watching students learn about A1.😎 030
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Wow! That time Trump got splashed with ketchup.😎 010
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Trump brags about how his tariff flip-flops made his friends even richer - the very definition of insider trading, but that’s not all, egg prices are higher than ever! 110
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 08/04/2025“I’m not a smart man, but I know tacky when I see it.” Forrest Gump 120
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Trump just announced tariffs on every country in the world, except one. Can you guess which one?😎media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk . 000
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Trump is making a few changes at the White House egg roll this year.😎 010
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth this morning after The Atlantic releases the classified war plans he shared on Signal.😎 020
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Just a minute guys, Pete Hegseth is chatting on Signal.😎 010
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025The Kennedy Center announces: Kristi Noem to stars in “Annie Get Your Gun.”😎 000
Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Trump just named the new Air Force fighter jet F-47. Funny, I’ve been saying F-47 a lot recently.😎 010
