Sign in

The Blender, eventually!

@theblender.online
137 followers 265 following 661 posts

Playing things that you know, in ways you've never heard them before. Ex-student radio juggernaut now in the wild. 25 years on the brink of disaster. Definitely not a robot. Archives @ mixcloud.com/theblenderonline Discord @ join.theblender.online

PostsRepliesMedia
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 30/05/2026
Don't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.
The SQUAGEr logo, in a style mixing The Blender and Squage Party
053
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 22/02/2026
You see this cat? That's us, that is. See you soon.
A huge cat luxuriating on a bed in The Blender's local pub.
040
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 31/01/2026
Also, massive thanks to BlueSky for screwing up the thumbnail this time and not giving us one, although the previous one was perfect.
The logo for The Blender's One For The Road, featuring a dark, quiet, black and purple background of a road receding over rolling hills until the horizon, much as we have done.
010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 24/01/2026
"You have been blending" credits card
151
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/01/2026
Two new mashups from us! Lots of old stuff from the last 5 years! Our new competition to keep you busy while we're away! Probably a Health Warning or 3! An ambiguous gap until the next show later in the year! THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD listento.theblender.online 12pm, Saturday!
Logo for The Blender's One For The Road
031
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/01/2026
Tomorrow. 12pm. No theme. ...and then after then? Who knows. listento.theblender.online
Logo for The Blender's One For The Road
011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 21/12/2025
"It's beginning to look a lot like f**k this"
030
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 21/12/2025
Somehow, an Xmas show happened yesterday. As did this, and the following image in this thread too.
A joke logo knocked up by a Blender listener in moments, added to the actual template
130
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 20/12/2025
DELAYED by about 15 minutes, but it is happening! See you around 12:15 at listento.theblender.online
Logo
020
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 13/12/2025
No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999. #TheBlender25
A Tube sign from Hammersmith, but modified poorly to say "Hamstersmith"
1185
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 05/12/2025
Two and half hours of @spraypopmusic.com - the best band in the universe, in our annual Spray-specific stream! - SIX new mashups of Spray & friends from us at The Blender! - Extended Spray! - Remixes & Rarities! Who knows what you might find? listento.theblender.online from 12pm Saturday!
Logo for The ReSPRAYer, featuring Ricardo Autobahn and Jenny McLaren
074
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 03/12/2025
See?! We are relevant. And irreverent.
Spotify "listening age" exhorting that we are 23.
020
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 09/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani-style campaign poster reference The Blender's seminal work Get Ready For Milkshake
021
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 01/11/2025
As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025. Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
Cover of Towerbell Records "You've Got To Laugh" but with The Blender plastered all over it as usual
221
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 27/09/2025
Rumours that we are unable to spell our own name are entirely unfounded. In unrelated news, join our Discord at join.theblender.online and ruin our show in real-time!
The Blender logo with all the text scrambled
031
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 25/09/2025
Tell the world! Around this time 25 years ago, The Blender foisted itself upon the world, and we've barely been away since (minus that small 18-year gap)! To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before! Saturday @ 12!
Logo for The Blender's The Blender!
132
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/08/2025
They said it would never happen, but tragically it has! Join us to brighten your Bank Holiday Sunday with our Long Hot Summer, with: Long Hot Plays (and/or Health Warnings)! 2 NEW mashups! An exclusive! Secret news! The Blender's Summer Holidays! ...and more! 12pm : listento.theblender.online
The Blender's Long Hot Summer logo, including a picture of a balmy, sunny field
053
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/05/2025
Tomorrow (Saturday)! 11am! An unprepared 2 hours of online audio with anything we can scoop up off the floor in real-time. However, we do have an Extended Health Warning, and maybe a new mashup if it's done in time. listento.theblender.online from 10:45-ish for some chillout/panic
The logo for The BLNDR 24.05.25
132
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 05/05/2025
There is no Mixcloud link for our Water Music '25 show because it's apparently been banned for containing The Aqua Megamix due to an understandable yet ridiculous, inconsistently-applied copyright rule. Should you wish to listen again, come find us in Discord or DM us. Cheers!
The Blender's Water Music '25 Logo
121
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 02/05/2025
WE ARE BACK! After fits and starts we are back with a love-letter of sorts to our previous 4 years of voyages across the audio archipelagos. All the best tunes from before, this time at the right volume. Also contains our first full-length mashup, and The Shipping Forecasts. Saturday: 12pm UK.
The logo for The Blender's Water Music '25
131
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 30/03/2025
We completely agree with the assessment that we are happening. As is The Blender Marches on, in only fifty minutes time! listento.theblender.online from 12pm!
Logo for The Blender Marches On
000
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 30/03/2025
We are BACK today from 12pm with a rousing collection of tunes since we were out all day and night and have had almost no sleep. So, we threw this all together this morning and there's a NEW mashup from us to boot! listento.theblender.online from 12pm or 11:30am for the secret Executive Lounge!
Logo for The Blender Marches On
074
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 28/03/2025
This Sunday! 12pm! It's us, again! We've been hella busy so we're just going to throw together a quick couple of hours to keep our hand in, with some bits we've not been able to fit in from previous shows, and stuff that's crossed our ears during the month that we think you "might" like.
011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 03/03/2025
Further Internet accolades bestowed upon us by The Mixcloud Algorithm:
The Blender's Triumphant Return is 37th in the dance-pop chart, whatever that is
010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 02/03/2025
Good lord! Make sure you give it a listen at www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... and perhaps we have a shot at the coveted No. 1 spot we've so longed for*. #TheBlender25 *Haven't thought about in ages
The Blender's Triumphant Return is at No. 12 in the Mixcloud charts, apparently!
010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 01/03/2025
Are you cool? Are you fun? Want to be *cooler* and *funner*? Of course you do! Well! Only the coolest and funnest people sport The Blender's merch, as expertly modelled by the laptop below. Provided at cost price to our bewildered listeners at shop.theblender.online amongst T-shirts and more.
A laptop with a The Blender's Unnecessary Merchandise sticker and something else we didn't bother checking
011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 01/03/2025
Today! 12pm! We return! Pop, remixes, mashups, covers and all of the stuff you remember The Blender for - just, well: again! - Ex-exclusives! - The Blender's Health Warnings! - Diversions! - Extended Plays! - Stone Cold Bangers! Requests welcome! listento.theblender.online from 11:30!
The Blender's Triumphant Return logo, atop a lovely sunrise.
011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 28/02/2025
We have a logo. Repeat: We have a logo! #TheBlender25
A logo for The Blender's Triumphant Return, depicting a sunrise plus their graphical motifs
021
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 19/02/2025
A Spotify playlist dialog showing a playlist named "The Blender's Triumphant Return"
010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 14/12/2024
Good morning, Internets! Today's the day when Xmas With The SPR4Yer is hitting the airwaves. As luck would(n't) have it, we've woken up with an itchy throat so we might play you a request if you can recommend a remedy. New music! New mashups! Spray! Xmas! from 12pm @ listento.theblender.online
The SPRAYer poster - Saturday Dec 14th @ 12pm
185
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 13/12/2024
Apologies in advance for probably overusing this tomorrow. Tune in anyway. #TheSPRAYer
Xmas With The SPR4Yer, 14th Dec @ 12pm
111
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 13/12/2024
🎄The SPRAYdvent Calendar🎄 🌟1 Day To Go! 🌟 Right at the top of the tree, an Xmas present for everyone from @spraypopmusic.com themselves - it's a NEW SONG from Spray! 🎶🎶 Tune in from Saturday at around 12pm for everything in our SPRAYdvent Calendar and more on Xmas With The SPR4Yer!
Spray arguing about a board game, overlaid with the logo and dates for Xmas With The SPR4Yer, Dec 14th @ 12pm
121
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 08/12/2024
SIX DAYS until the last Blender of 2024 and also before we move into our 25th year. Maybe if we increase the speed of everything by 10% everything will fit? Who knows. Look out from tomorrow as open the SPRAYdvent Calendar to find out what you can look forward to! Sat Dec 14th :: 12pm- be there!
The SPRAYer - Sat Dec 14th @ 12pm
062
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 07/12/2024
SEVEN DAYS until this year's final Blender of the year, and it's a mashup of our annual The SPRAYer and Xmas shows, because we are *so* meta. (And disorganised.) We'd love your requests! There's a fairly good chance of us playing them, too, otherwise you'll have to put up with what we pick...
The SPRAYer IV, December 14 @ 12pm
011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 06/12/2024
Good lord. FINALLY
A playlist of synth-pop bangers by Spray
121
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 06/12/2024
Hnnnnnnngh
An increasingly vexed conversation with the Spotify chatbot trying to get it to reliably produce a list of synth-pop song by Spray (the good one, not the others)
100
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 06/12/2024
In the interests of SCIENCE for your Friday afternoon listening pleasure, we're going in... #TheSPRAYer
Someone attempting to create a Spray playlist via Spotify. It is "thinking".
110
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 06/12/2024
8 days until The SPRAYer and we're feverishly collating, chopping and panicking about the new, old and unseen things that we're arranging alarmingly into our one-of-a-kind Xmastravaganza. We'll be revealing more about what you can expect as it draws closer, but for now - clear your diary!
Logo for The SPRAYer IV which will be hitting the online airwaves near you on Dec 14th at 12pm
122
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 05/12/2024
9 days until 2024's The SPRAYer! This year we're mashing it up with our annual Xmas show, so expect a more festive focus than usual, chock full of @spraypopmusic.bsky.social treats. Before, we'll be digging into our SPRAYdvent calendar - yeah, we went there - to find out what's in store. Join us!
A picture of the best band in the world, Spray, with a logo of online radio show The SPRAYer IV, and the date and time of Saturday December 14th, 12pm.
164
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 28/11/2024
KEEP LISTENING!!11 www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
An Android notification showing The BLNDR being at 53 in the Mixcloud Remixes chart
000
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 24/11/2024
We're climbing inexorably up the charts as usual, and if you'd like to hear 90 minutes of unusual audio, 3 mashups by us and probably more Saturday Night than is healthy, you can help us climb the arbitrary league tables too! The BLNDR 17.11.24 lives here - listen! www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Android Notification from Mixcloud indicating the Blender being 84th in the Mashups chart, and 100th in the Remixes one
021
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 17/11/2024
Starting in 5 minutes with the Executive Chillout Lounge! And then for 90 minutes while we panic our way through a load of dead air, probably. listento.theblender.online
031
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 14/11/2024
This Sunday! Whether you're one of the in-crowd, or you've never heard of us before, we'll be hitting the electronic super-airwaves at 11am Sunday for one of our short experimental shows, with no prep except a couple of new mashups from us. THE BLNDR 17.11.24 listento.theblender.online
Logo for The Blender show on 17th November 2024
011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 12/11/2024
Our most recent show was a playthrough of the entirety of the tremendous Black Lace album Party Crazy, a ton of versions of Agadoo that aren't theirs, related tracks and an EXCLUSIVE Black Lace mashup by us that we'd been sitting on for a year. Listen here! www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
001