The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 30/05/2026Don't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm. 053
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 22/02/2026You see this cat? That's us, that is. See you soon. 040
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 31/01/2026Also, massive thanks to BlueSky for screwing up the thumbnail this time and not giving us one, although the previous one was perfect. 010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/01/2026Two new mashups from us! Lots of old stuff from the last 5 years! Our new competition to keep you busy while we're away! Probably a Health Warning or 3! An ambiguous gap until the next show later in the year! THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD listento.theblender.online 12pm, Saturday! 031
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/01/2026Tomorrow. 12pm. No theme. ...and then after then? Who knows. listento.theblender.online 011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 21/12/2025Somehow, an Xmas show happened yesterday. As did this, and the following image in this thread too. 130
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 20/12/2025DELAYED by about 15 minutes, but it is happening! See you around 12:15 at listento.theblender.online 020
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 13/12/2025No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999. #TheBlender25 1185
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 05/12/2025Two and half hours of @spraypopmusic.com - the best band in the universe, in our annual Spray-specific stream! - SIX new mashups of Spray & friends from us at The Blender! - Extended Spray! - Remixes & Rarities! Who knows what you might find? listento.theblender.online from 12pm Saturday! 074
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 01/11/2025As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025. Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect? 221
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 27/09/2025Rumours that we are unable to spell our own name are entirely unfounded. In unrelated news, join our Discord at join.theblender.online and ruin our show in real-time! 031
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 25/09/2025Tell the world! Around this time 25 years ago, The Blender foisted itself upon the world, and we've barely been away since (minus that small 18-year gap)! To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before! Saturday @ 12! 132
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/08/2025They said it would never happen, but tragically it has! Join us to brighten your Bank Holiday Sunday with our Long Hot Summer, with: Long Hot Plays (and/or Health Warnings)! 2 NEW mashups! An exclusive! Secret news! The Blender's Summer Holidays! ...and more! 12pm : listento.theblender.online 053
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 23/05/2025Tomorrow (Saturday)! 11am! An unprepared 2 hours of online audio with anything we can scoop up off the floor in real-time. However, we do have an Extended Health Warning, and maybe a new mashup if it's done in time. listento.theblender.online from 10:45-ish for some chillout/panic 132
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 05/05/2025There is no Mixcloud link for our Water Music '25 show because it's apparently been banned for containing The Aqua Megamix due to an understandable yet ridiculous, inconsistently-applied copyright rule. Should you wish to listen again, come find us in Discord or DM us. Cheers! 121
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 02/05/2025WE ARE BACK! After fits and starts we are back with a love-letter of sorts to our previous 4 years of voyages across the audio archipelagos. All the best tunes from before, this time at the right volume. Also contains our first full-length mashup, and The Shipping Forecasts. Saturday: 12pm UK. 131
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 30/03/2025We completely agree with the assessment that we are happening. As is The Blender Marches on, in only fifty minutes time! listento.theblender.online from 12pm! 000
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 30/03/2025We are BACK today from 12pm with a rousing collection of tunes since we were out all day and night and have had almost no sleep. So, we threw this all together this morning and there's a NEW mashup from us to boot! listento.theblender.online from 12pm or 11:30am for the secret Executive Lounge! 074
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 28/03/2025This Sunday! 12pm! It's us, again! We've been hella busy so we're just going to throw together a quick couple of hours to keep our hand in, with some bits we've not been able to fit in from previous shows, and stuff that's crossed our ears during the month that we think you "might" like. 011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 03/03/2025Further Internet accolades bestowed upon us by The Mixcloud Algorithm: 010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 02/03/2025Good lord! Make sure you give it a listen at www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... and perhaps we have a shot at the coveted No. 1 spot we've so longed for*. #TheBlender25 *Haven't thought about in ages 010
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 01/03/2025Are you cool? Are you fun? Want to be *cooler* and *funner*? Of course you do! Well! Only the coolest and funnest people sport The Blender's merch, as expertly modelled by the laptop below. Provided at cost price to our bewildered listeners at shop.theblender.online amongst T-shirts and more. 011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 01/03/2025Today! 12pm! We return! Pop, remixes, mashups, covers and all of the stuff you remember The Blender for - just, well: again! - Ex-exclusives! - The Blender's Health Warnings! - Diversions! - Extended Plays! - Stone Cold Bangers! Requests welcome! listento.theblender.online from 11:30! 011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 28/02/2025We have a logo. Repeat: We have a logo! #TheBlender25 021
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 14/12/2024Good morning, Internets! Today's the day when Xmas With The SPR4Yer is hitting the airwaves. As luck would(n't) have it, we've woken up with an itchy throat so we might play you a request if you can recommend a remedy. New music! New mashups! Spray! Xmas! from 12pm @ listento.theblender.online 185
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 13/12/2024Apologies in advance for probably overusing this tomorrow. Tune in anyway. #TheSPRAYer 111
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 13/12/2024🎄The SPRAYdvent Calendar🎄 🌟1 Day To Go! 🌟 Right at the top of the tree, an Xmas present for everyone from @spraypopmusic.com themselves - it's a NEW SONG from Spray! 🎶🎶 Tune in from Saturday at around 12pm for everything in our SPRAYdvent Calendar and more on Xmas With The SPR4Yer! 121
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 08/12/2024SIX DAYS until the last Blender of 2024 and also before we move into our 25th year. Maybe if we increase the speed of everything by 10% everything will fit? Who knows. Look out from tomorrow as open the SPRAYdvent Calendar to find out what you can look forward to! Sat Dec 14th :: 12pm- be there! 062
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 07/12/2024SEVEN DAYS until this year's final Blender of the year, and it's a mashup of our annual The SPRAYer and Xmas shows, because we are *so* meta. (And disorganised.) We'd love your requests! There's a fairly good chance of us playing them, too, otherwise you'll have to put up with what we pick... 011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 06/12/2024In the interests of SCIENCE for your Friday afternoon listening pleasure, we're going in... #TheSPRAYer 110
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 06/12/20248 days until The SPRAYer and we're feverishly collating, chopping and panicking about the new, old and unseen things that we're arranging alarmingly into our one-of-a-kind Xmastravaganza. We'll be revealing more about what you can expect as it draws closer, but for now - clear your diary! 122
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 05/12/20249 days until 2024's The SPRAYer! This year we're mashing it up with our annual Xmas show, so expect a more festive focus than usual, chock full of @spraypopmusic.bsky.social treats. Before, we'll be digging into our SPRAYdvent calendar - yeah, we went there - to find out what's in store. Join us! 164
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 28/11/2024KEEP LISTENING!!11 www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... 000
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 24/11/2024We're climbing inexorably up the charts as usual, and if you'd like to hear 90 minutes of unusual audio, 3 mashups by us and probably more Saturday Night than is healthy, you can help us climb the arbitrary league tables too! The BLNDR 17.11.24 lives here - listen! www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... 021
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 17/11/2024Starting in 5 minutes with the Executive Chillout Lounge! And then for 90 minutes while we panic our way through a load of dead air, probably. listento.theblender.online 031
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 14/11/2024This Sunday! Whether you're one of the in-crowd, or you've never heard of us before, we'll be hitting the electronic super-airwaves at 11am Sunday for one of our short experimental shows, with no prep except a couple of new mashups from us. THE BLNDR 17.11.24 listento.theblender.online 011
The Blender, eventually! @theblender.online · 12/11/2024Our most recent show was a playthrough of the entirety of the tremendous Black Lace album Party Crazy, a ton of versions of Agadoo that aren't theirs, related tracks and an EXCLUSIVE Black Lace mashup by us that we'd been sitting on for a year. Listen here! www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... 001