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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 16h

Next year for Halloween, Disney needs to team up with a candy company to make a bag full of Summerween loser candy. I’m personally craving some gummy chairs

Weird Gravity Falls candy:
- Homework, the Candy Bar
- Count Discount
- Mr. Adequate Bar
- Sand Pop
- Gelatin Product
- Wax lips
- Circus peanut

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 17/10/2026

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like.

Probably the titular ship from Voyage of the Mimi because of course that’s the only boat I would already have in my camera roll

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 16/10/2026

Nobody who can't play this video game should be anywhere near government

A Dwarf Fortress map in full ASCII glory

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 15/10/2026

Marble also visited the Common with me

A marble balanced on the iron fence around Boston Common

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 15/10/2026

Add a photo you took of something good.

Having breakfast with a marble for company, as you do. Breakfast, in this case is an omelette (green apple and brie IIRC) toast, potatoes, and black coffee at Zaftig in Brookline

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 15/10/2026

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Hilda meets the Rat King, who is some kind of superorganism hive mind swarm of rats

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 11/10/2026

There’s the glamour shot to make me seem more cosmopolitan than I really am

A dark beer, pretzel bites, and Hollywood (comma) Ending by John Green on a patio table.

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 09/10/2026

Do you remember in Dragnet (1987) when a flatbed truck pulls up hauling a trashed car and the door opens/falls off, revealing a long-haired Tom Hanks as Detective Pep Streebeck? I can’t find that, but you can have this

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 06/10/2026

As long as I’ve got Geordi on the brain, I would like to introduce you to a truth about my kind of neurodivergence

Geordi, enthusiastic: Routines for every possible situation

Geordi, standoffish: Routines that do not work for me

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 27/09/2026

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!

A little charcuterie sundae that I made for myself the other day and couldn’t come up with a decent enough joke about it to bother posting. It is a meat stick, dried apricots, and cashews in a cute little glass dish. Alt text still disappears below the keyboard because the Bluesky devs don’t have the slightest bit of pride in their work. Oh sure now that I’ve insulted them it’s working just fine

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 17/09/2026

BREAKING: This guy, who has probably never pulled out of anything, has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour

An album cover for QUIM BARREAROS(?) featuring a man with a luscious mustache who appears to be naked apart from an accordion. His clothes are scattered about the floor around him.

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 11/09/2026

Make a musician edible: Pizza-eeger

A color photo of a musician with a banjo. It’s Pete Seeger, that’s the joke. That’s all I’ve got

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 09/09/2026

I do sort of hate myself that if I can’t have a tiny phone, maybe what I really want is a really big phone.

A meme that is maybe Mean Girls? A blonde woman in a Santa hat looks scornfully at someone off camera. It is captioned STOP TRYING TO MAKE PHABLET HAPPEN!

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 07/09/2026

It’s just 9 characters too long, but I really didn’t want to pair any of it down. The extent of my Zevon collection is one double disc compilation, so I don’t think I can claim to be one of the loners, but I recognize the thing inside that you don’t feel comfortable sharing with others

But loving Warren Zevon remains a lonely pursuit. Or, should I say, an interest that one chooses to pursue alone, preferably while drinking all the salty margaritas in Los Angeles, because his songs recognize something true and deep inside your heart that you don’t feel comfortable sharing with most people.

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 05/09/2026

This is Rosie, by the way and she is a goober, but also a very good girl.

A black designer doodle sitting with her tongue out next to a ball.

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 05/09/2026

TFW it occurs to you that 85% of all the video games you’ve played were made before 2000

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

A very displeased-looking cat seated at a table by a bowl of cereal

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 25/08/2026

No cheating. Post the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 22/08/2026

Some asshole wanted to make sure I knew I was right by saving this forecast until I got back

A week’s worth of forecasted temperatures at 110°F +/- 2°

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 17/08/2026

The problem with any word game is my total willingness to tank my score in order to play something that amuses me just to see if it accepts it (and in this case how much it’s worth)