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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody)

@theblackspider.bsky.social
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—— 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙍𝘽𝘼𝙉 𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙅𝘼 ———

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ well now you should be sure that it surely ‘clicked’.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ I heard ya the first time.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ another page in the Chronicles of Black Spider~”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”
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𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 @tigeredjade.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ Oh but you can actually, Hot Stuff. All you gotta do is catch my double meaning.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ Now he’s hesitant about talking about his milk.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ Yep. Looking right at one~”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”
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a man in a suit drinking a beer from a bottle
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
he’s got a hole that would love some of dat Johnny milk~.
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a cartoon character is floating in the water with horns on its head .
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“ I’ll be more than happy to have that man’s locally made, vitamin rich milk~”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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a man with a straw in his mouth drinking from a cup
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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a man in a superhero costume is drinking a glass of water
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
he has no idea~
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
STEALS A KISS AND BOLTS! “ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Gonna give him a real menace.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @weathermixtress.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Stolen from Dagger
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
“ Hm.”
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Elsa. @assailthevile.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.” An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.
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𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐙𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 @tigeredbronze.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Eric decided it was time to lock in on his target: @spy-omicron.sunder.my
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Dr. Fate @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
;; Made a Bronze Tiger and Jade Tiger (for when there’s more on the character). @tigeredbronze.bsky.social @tigeredjade.bsky.social
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“ How do y’all show off food burnt to a crisp happily and with ya whole chest?”
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Damian Wayne @robin0fgotham.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.” 🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian. 🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./ 🦇Dark Themes. 🦇#Serpentine
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“ You demonstrated that you’re allergic to decently cooked food.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
WACHEET! The man webbed the dossier up and was reading it. “ Anita Milph, huh? That’s hilarious. Alright, Romes. I’ll see to this chick for ya.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
💭Anita Milph? If it wasn’t Sionis, i’d think he was joking
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Batman called ME extreme but he can handle a guy who happens to have people ‘accidentally’ walk into his sword.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Uh huh.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ How the fuck do YOU accidentally stab someone?”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ I guess it’s weird for you in your perspective.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Exactly. That sounds so bizarre.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Good grief, he’s wondering why you are horny.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ What did you expect? For me to be bitten by a radioactive spider and gained super powers and the altruistic desire to do good?”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Former drug addict. Killed my daddy by accident & quit cold turkey. Decided to fight against those who distruibute them.” “ Also lost my son & love of my life.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ So that makes you all…..SUPERHEROES.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Wait there’s also the blonde…..” “ This is definitely alternate universe bullshit.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“……That would explain much.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“…I dunno what to believe in.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ So far there’s that guy, the chimpmunk, and the one with a tail and German accent.” “Which is hot, by the way.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“……Never heard of you.” He replied. “ It is. Especially since I’ve had 3 other hoes stealing the name.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Now there’s a Spider guy with a tail.”
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟! @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"Honestly yes. This is the least surprising thing I've seen this week."
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ There’s a T-Rex and a PIG?”
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Peni Parker | SP//DR @sp-dr.sunder.my · 28/06/2025
After the t-rex and the pig, the chipmunk just isn't all that surprising.
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𝑨𝒍𝒗𝒊𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆 🐿️🕸️🕷️ @spidermunkbravery.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"You guys are just jealous that I have more swag hehe!"
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Hold on. You’re the second ah…..person….wearing a spider themed costume.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ Wheres yours? And if you’re the OG, I’m Beyoncé.” “ The name, by the way, is Black Spider.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ It means exactly what I mean.”
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“ A talking chimpmunk dressed as in a spider-themed costume?!”
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