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The Big Sartorialist

@thebigsartorialist.bsky.social
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The Papa Bear of Men's Fashion A) Dressing well and being a large man are not incompatible B) Dressing well and being a large man is not all about slimming

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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Did you always wear a suit or did you adopt it as you got older?” ”Well, it all began when they thought I was crying due to colic only to find I was actually just demanding pinstripe swaddling…” #Gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you’ve spent all morning sharpening your hat brim and there’s nary a marble statue or a 007 to throw it at… #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here comes the train! Oh wait no… it’s just a big guy in a suit #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Can a Bowler be any color?” ”In theory, but it’s fine line between being well dressed and a pimp” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Do you ever wear a white coat as a doctor” ”No, mainly because I look much more like a butcher than a doctor in a white coat. I can see my patients zoning out as we talk, realizing they need a pound of roast beef on the way home” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remember, this is the last weekend you can wear seersucker or a bunch of 19th century Gilded Age people in Newport may never speak to you again! (BTW If they’re speaking to you now, that is a separate and arguably bigger problem). #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Soon I shall be able to wear a hat and people will recognize me again! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“You’re basically just LARPing now” ”How dare you! I do NOT LARP… without a hat” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My first peak lapeled suit. Soon I’ll be The Penguin you all think I am #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Bro! You’re Taftmaxxxing!” ”Whats that?” <Shows picture of President Taft> “Ah gotcha! Remind me to never take a bath in the Whitehouse thanks” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hate not having a hat or waistcoat. Now I just look like every other man walking around NYC… if it was 1930 #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On Wednesdays we wear pink. I mean, the internet is just a bunch of mean girls anyway so might as well embrace it #Gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Emperor Has No Waistcoat The tailor swore the fabric was just so fine it was invisible! #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Alfred Hitchcock presents his new horror classic: Sweatpants On A Train #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Day 62: Another day of wandering through this waistcoatless wasteland, this hatless hollow, this tieless tundra… when will the suffering end? #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gary Poppins realizing he’s no longer aerodynamic enough to travel by umbrella… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And people say I don’t know how to relax. No hat. No wasitcoat. I’m positively insouciant here. No hat… No wasitcoat…. ok give me a minute have to go get dressed…
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That brief moment when you misunderstood Jesus and were convinced the Neckless would inherit the earth #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Have you lost weight?” ”Several layers of wool and felt. Thanks for noticing!” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How to dress when you want to GO to the library of a 19th century finanical tycoon… but don’t want to be mistaken for the GHOST of said tycoon #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“I feel underdressed around you” ”Then my work here is done” <opens umbrella and floats away to make help other people feel slightly uncomfortable> #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Are you a 19th century robber Barron who is sad you can’t wear a bowler in the summer while busting unions? Well now try the new STRAW BOWLER HAT for summer strikes! Now you can still look your best while ruining decent-people-just-trying-to-make-a-living’s lives! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If seersucker comes from the Persion meaning “Milk” and “Sugar”, why do I crave Fried Chicken, preferably with 11 herbs and spices, while wearing it? The mystery’s of life! #seersucker #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Do some cardio man!” ”Hey, several times a week I practice shaking a weighted umbrella at whippersnappers and rapscallions.” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When they start playing live music and you break out into your favorite dance… the Weeble Wobble (we don’t fall down). It’s like breakdancing without the fun. #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok fine, on a boat you may remove your jacket… if it’s before 6 o’clock… and I’m not looking #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Always remember, you aren’t fully dressed on the 4th of July until someone asks you to tone down your outfit as it’s distracting them from the fireworks #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“I was told ‘Only wear a chalk line suit if you own the building’” ”Damn. Then I must own a lot of buildings” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No hat… no waistcoat… God help me, it’s like I’m going to a party at a nudist colony! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Waiting for your yacht to come in when you realize… you don’t have a yacht… yet somehow your yacht has a dress code at the same time #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Are you going to work?” ”No” ”Wedding?” ”No” ”Funeral?” ”No” ”So you’re just wearing a suit and tie for no reason? That’s insane!” ”Yes! I knew you’d get it!” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Dude just cross your legs to avoid manspread” ”Sorry crossing my legs has been declared a weapon of mass destruction by the UN. with that potential energy if my leg slips, it could destroy us all” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“I’d worry people would judge me if I dressed like that” ”Well here’s the thing, 1. they’re already judging you and 2. So what?” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Don’t take this the wrong way but… are you Santa?” ”First how can anyone take that poorly? And second, it’s the shaking bowl full of jelly giving me away isn’t it?” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Here we have a bigus sartorialis scuttling from shaded area to shaded area in a vain attempt to prevent the loss of his winter waistcoat and hat #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When you keep hearing the ghostly chilling words “It’s so very hot, loosen your tie”. Not today SATIN!! Not today #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When you’re on a panel at a conference and your co-presenters all buy (joke) bowler hats to match you #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Now is the summer of our discontent… made waistcoatless and hatless by this sun (of a B) #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Thank God we don’t have to wear suits anymore for work. Everyone looked the same!” Said the men all wearing chinos and blue or white shirts to work #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The 19th century railroad baron tentatively stepped out of the Time Machine… and took one look at the current trains and clothes and said “I’m out” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When your only super power is being a walking wall of worsted wool. #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“I’m always so disappointed you’re not British” One day I’ll have a head injury and wake up speaking with a British accent. Of course it will probably be a form of Cockney that even Adele couldn’t understand” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“Let me guess, you’re in finance?” ”No I’m not allowed. I don’t own a corporate labeled Patagonia vest over a white or blue shirt since they stopped wearing suits so everyone could show their individuality” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Let he who is without a neck, tie the first knot #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When no one recognizes you because your stripes can’t be seen from space… #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Seedy casual man hanging at the docks… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There may come a time when the heat of summer wins and I wear shorts and a short sleeve shirt, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!! THIS DAY WE SUIT UP!!! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have to admit I’m becoming very nervous there won’t even be one formal night… on this 90 minute ferry to a beach place. What has the world come to? #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have to admit I’m becoming very nervous there won’t even be one formal night… on this 90 minute ferry to a beach place. What has the world come to? #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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The Big Sartorialist @thebigsartorialist.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Alas, poor Bowler! I knew it, Horatio: a hat
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
been borne on my head a thousand times; Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit
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