Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 43mNamed after Beau Bennett. I love it. Hope your cat has a better injury record. 110
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 46mGonna clip my mittens to the sleeves of my jacket in honor of Rick specifically and Canada generally 010
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 3h“Impossible game” and “this must be my exit” remain two of the all time bangers of the scene in the past 10 years 000
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 18hIt was Utica mid but would instantly be the best pizzeria in Pittsburgh by a mile 410
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The original IT movie just started on AMC just fyi. Enjoy yourself some Jonathan Brandis while you can! 000
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Pens are playing better now but still making some truly horrible turnovers. 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The capitals have some bitches that need to be ground down imho 010
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026honestly, it should be 4-0 or 5-0, extremely lucky goal from rust that had no business going in 010
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what a terrible display from the penguisn through 20 minutes. just atrocious in every way 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026was that miley cyrus in that peloton commercial??? why does she look like she's ceramic? i mean i know why, but....why? 010
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the planck constant is less reliable than geno malkin trying the most difficult cross-crease pass on a power play 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i don't think the penguins are a very good hockey team 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026no idea why tom wilson doesn't change his jersey from 43 to number 1 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026tom wilson peeking his head up over a brick wall like kilroy 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026remember when geno googled pegging porn more like evgooner malkin lmao 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i am vastly underappreciated in my own time, like all great artists 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026had to google whether beauvillier was actually on the penguins recently because every time i hear his name i'm always just like 'nah he has only ever been on the islanders' 010
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026that's stanley cup champion jeff zatkoff, duckduckgo translate 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*pushes thick glasses up the bridge of my nose* queen and ace are both ranks of playing cards and neither is a suit of playing cards. you can't have a queen of aces. it doesn't make any sense. i sure hope someone got fired for that blunder 050
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026pens need to trade for dome forwards name calcium and lime and put them on a line with rust 120
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My new thing is I will occasionally tweet screen pics of whatever silly Star Trek thing I’m watching. How is this not from a monty python parody 120
Reposted by JustinMichael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans 856490
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gonna start becoming one of those manosphere influencers/grifters and my first post is gonna be something like “sick of always hearing about malevolence no one ever talks about femalevolence” idk maybe i need to work on it a bit. Anyways, send me forty dollars when you read this. 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If Kindle ever scores a goal against a goalie named Nook I’ve got the perfect tweet for the occasion. 070
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The ladies in that office who had to go from handing manilla envelopes to Benjamin Brstt to handing them to Jesse L. Martin, that HR department must have been working OVERTIME those years. 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Running for mayor of Pittsburgh next election and the one and only issue I’ll be running on is I will force those people to reopen Oak Hill Post 000
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Handing Jerry Orbach a file as he walked down the hallway to his desk 010
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The jets have a guy named Perfetti on their team and I was like isn’t that the other minor detective who was in some early law and order episodes but that was Profaci. 210
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah Oaxaqueña was similar, took longer to get our food than many Mexican places but man was it worth it. The lady even explained, she was like , yeah we make all this fresh so it takes longer. Absolutely worth the wait. 020
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That and Strangelove are my two favorite of his that I’ve seen. Strangelove just edges it out for me. Exceptional film. 100
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve actually never been to BTOs but I’ve heard good things. 110
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I tried to watch 2001 and idk how far I got before I was just bored to death and turned it off. 100
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It literally looks like someone’s house, not a restaurant 100
Justin @thebestsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah neither did I but we had to go to the mall last Friday so I just pulled out the map of the area and searched for restaurants and saw it and decided to give it a try and it was awesome. The people were nice as hell too. 110