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The Best Captain

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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 55m
What we do to animals is … I can’t. Thx for being good humans. Stop eating meat peeps.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 8h
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DiCaprio Smoking by Fireplace
ALT: DiCaprio Smoking by Fireplace
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 8h
This is awesome!!
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 8h
wtf
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not a refusal. its not that they don’t know. it’s fucking treason.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anduril. We’re so fucked.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thx.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi. I’m 5. Explain.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait till they blame Dems after the big beautiful billionaire bill goes into effect. 😬 good luck out there, folks.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Twice. Americans hate women.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ya get what ya voted for. Good job America.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That time was only give or take 20y ago. They have all the years on us.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was there. That’s all that matters.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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South Park: The Doi Agents - Fine, Just Fine
ALT: South Park: The Doi Agents - Fine, Just Fine
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This seems not good. But whatever.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂😂😂
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s legal now. I think? 🤷‍♀️
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one hurt. Yikes.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America is so broken.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His career will be just fine. No one cares anymore.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So embarrassing. Sherman was right.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The little sneaky “new Constitution” was telling. Nation States incoming. These guys hate democracy. Hate America. And they’ll win. Glad I’ll be dead before it happens. Good luck out there, folks.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The President of the United States just said, while bragging about hanging with billionaire Tech bros that want to create “Nation States” that he’s cool with them creating a new Constitution. And we’re all like, ok, wtf can we do about it? Apparently nothing.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In case we forgot m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfL...
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State of the Union Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Her kitchen is appropriately an American kitchen. Not too cool, a little woody, some dirty hand towels hanging, shitty hardwear, couple of apples on the counter, mostly rotten. Gloriously American. 😂
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please. He gives 0 fucks. The dude doubled down. He’s a fool for sure but he’ll get that sweet maga $$$. He and his shitty fam will be just fine.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vid makes it look like he’s Mrs. Britt. Maybe he is. I’m just asking questions.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the winningest post today. Cheers! 🎉
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Missouri is incapable of doing better. It’s by design.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Male pocs? I get it, kinda. Women of all colors? jfc.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that everything is about racism when it’s always really been about hating and fearing women.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, depending on which glasses we‘re wearing haha
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn you! Saw the goat first now can’t unsee the bird 😂
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. He has no soul. His family knows he has no soul. Having no soul is cool now.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funny. That’s the point. Keep em dumb. We only need warriors.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s late. I have a big work day tomorrow…this pic is nightmaresauce. We’re fucked. Thx.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is wrong with men.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love this for Harbaugh. Go Bills.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you actually talk to them…no. They don’t care. They think it’s funny. It’s super weird here.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Erm, dunno. The dude always wins.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In WoW her eyebrows are called soft.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s all so pathetic. Embarrassing af. Cringe.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jfc. That pic. Poor fucking horses. Humans suck ass.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This guy is legit cray. Scary.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump is invoking national security to justify his attempts to remake Washington, D.C., into a city of buildings and monuments bearing his name—including an arch bristling with weaponry, @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Barf.
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wtf
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The Best Captain @thebestcapt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who are the actors dressed in the teeny fake yellow-green vests. Unsexy.
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