Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 25/02/2024The next time your ship is full of tribbles, beam them off the ship! It doesn't matter how nice they are. Do what Scotty did. No need for troubles 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 25/02/2024That is to say (and I can say this about myself) control matters in public and it can hurt both the person who melts down and others too. 2/2 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 25/02/2024Maybe this'll sit wrong, but I've been catching up with Larry David's schtick and think the Elmo thing is funnier than before. I feel even worse for Wil Wheaton, who has been hurt enough that some sorts of humor are intolerable. That said, he blew up over a puppet and shouldn't've. 1/2 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Why don't phasers fired into demateriizing people kill those people on arrival? 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024If you beamed a holographic character out of the holodeck and onto the bridge, would there be only a flash of light, then nothing? I have questions! 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024What happens when a holographic character develops an aversion to light? And vampires! Does the "sun" hurt them? Do they immolate upon creation? 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024If you fall in love on the holodeck, profram your love with an impossible characteristic to remind yourself you love a hologram 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Physical comedy on the holodeck often used a holoschtick. 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Put me in the pattern buffer I am V'Ger to go Torpedo me to a strange, new world so I may learn and grow Don't recycle my plot--a chicken on rotiserrie--but thrust me to a future new full of Discovery 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 24/02/2024I propose this show ST: Warp Core. As a result of warp travel damaging space, the crew of the Alcubierre are stuck in a huge region where they jump in time and space. Voyager plus Quantum Leap. 020 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Heh. At first, I typed "blood chicken". Is that slave labor chicken? 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 19/02/2024I was served bloody chicken today. The person who did it asked if I wanted it well done. Chicken doesn't work that way. Bloody chicken isn't safe to eat. 🤯 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 18/02/2024You'd never have to worry about the word getting out that you slept with Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer--he'd be gone in the morning🌞 If he wants to stay for breakfast, stake your claim!🧛♂️⚰️ 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Joan of Arc, for a time, a brief time, was the hottest woman alive🔥🥩✝️⚔️ 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 18/02/2024The dogs are, indeed let out. Their tongues loll wildly, in anticipation, their eyes gleam! They encircle you in the night as golden angels with swords descend from a sky of torn open mouths 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 18/02/2024At night, your pet parrot leaves the cage and digs into your ear with a secret, numbing appendage from deep within to drain your mind of your vocabulary. This is why they can talk. This is why you forgot the reason you squawked into the room 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Friends! Romans! Writer-folk! The word "important" has been around since 1500. The middle "t" has been also. "Imporant" is no word! Neither is "import-ent". Once, I heard "emporen"! Do your part to stop this! Tell people. 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 17/02/2024I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, And in short, I was afraid. -Eliot, Prufrock 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 17/02/2024V'Ger should get an episode of Trek to let us know what's up with it. 000 0
Reposted by ThebesPhillyMom: Abolish ICE @phillymom.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Live Long, and Read Banned Books! 🖖 021 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Bunches of people were purple with frustration when Vine ended. The associated emotion was known as the Grape Depression. 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Look, I know what it means and I am fine with it. Nevertheless, when I hear "pansexual" I think of the kitchen. 000 0
Reposted by ThebesRoss Webster @tehborg.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Roses are red Data's a Commander I'll take you to Warp 10 Be my salamander Roses are red Data is Gold Lore stole his emotions Damn Bro that's cold! Roses are red Data's synthetic The Ode to Spot's Perfectly poetic Data has read Time Fractures near Tricorder readings ...unclear 051 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 14/02/2024And, if one of the Spice Girls was an astronomer, that's Spica Spice 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 14/02/2024If Frank Herbert had an orgy with the Spice Girls, that's the Spice Melange. The Spice must flow! --That's Menstrual Spice! 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 14/02/2024The daughter of Quasmodo and one of the Spice Girls would be Humpty Spice 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Imagine if one of the Spice Girls fell off a wall: Dumpty Spice 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Yeah. I know. I did it anyhow.: Imagine one of the Spice Girls with scoliosis: Curvy Spice! 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Zuccinis are angry we eat them. They have developed zukes. We cannot a-gourd to ignore this! We must fight back with tuber-culosis! We must pepper them with our own zucclear weapons! 000 0
Reposted by ThebesHekate @ceiling-goblin.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Fascism is like the Borg -- it takes you over, transforms you into something horrifying, and then sets you on its next victim to add their ideological distinctiveness to the collective. Don't be a Borg. Resistance isn't futile. 031 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 12/02/2024There are dogs called Boxers, but no Briefs. Poodles, but no Pissles. 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 12/02/2024During the sportsball, I got ChatGPT to agree it did and did not exist separatley and simultaneously, and the same for input into it, and for gremlins. I couldn't get it to agree it was a gremlin. Fear the War with the Machines!😝 I guess somebody won the sportsball... 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 10/02/2024I asked Apple if the Vision Pro can be used without a strap. No. I have hardware in my head upon which both kinds of straps rest, so no AVP for me. 😕 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 10/02/2024I Iearned soap can be made from mud. Can you tell when you've washed the dirt off? 011 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 09/02/2024🎶Every time, when we're together, we sit around, observe and measure! Every nerd around the world--Come on! It's a cerebration! 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 09/02/2024If you unwrap a turban, then wind it around yourself, it becomes the Shroud of Turban 000 0
Thebes @thebes.bsky.social · 09/02/2024Next, on Gray's Anatomy: 👽#1: I am tired of this world! 👽#2 (Pausing an anal probing): I quite like this dreamy one! Dr House (beamed in): Is it Lupus? 020 0
