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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 15m

Unstoppable force (Red Sox and their terrible bullpen management) meets immovable object (Yankees and their horrible base running)

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 1h

Where was THIS Sonny Gray when the Yankees traced for him at the trade deadline

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 8h

My NHL team is a body that turns “Connor Brown will be out for two games” into “Connor Brown debuted this season in mid-November”

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14h

project: horned owl, official website, excerpt, playstation (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961027...

text:
upgrade your arsenal with the konami enforcer gun and take out terrorists with a swift shot of justice.
(below, the image of a neon green light gun for the playstation with the word 'enforcer' etched into the barrel).

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 22h

The two best performing Yankees tonight are Massachusetts natives. They brainwashed their young

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I keep getting this YouTube ad where it shows three pictures of Kathy Hochul in front of rapidly-changing article text that you can’t read, the text “WORST GOVERNOR,” and the stupid fucking trumpets meme playing in the background. It might be the worst political ad I’ve ever seen

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tolle looks like a lovable shlub, a rare (for this era) fat man pitcher. Shame that he pitches for the Red Sox like an asshole

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please let this fucking charade end now, please please please

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is that “all the pretty girls walk like this” sound clip from an actual song? I’ve never heard any other part of it. For all i know it could be the only part of the song with words and the rest of it is sandwiched between sounds of camel toe farts

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wish all the best for Brock Faber and his skull fracture recovery. I hope he takes all the time he needs to. And then a little more than that, just to be sure he gets in tip-top shape. Also to better ensure the Wild stumble

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy NHL opening night to everyone except for Bill Guerin and every single hockey media hype man/woman pumping his tires. I hope the Wild eat shit and Bill drinks himself into a coma

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Go ahead, make another birthday post on Instagram using a degen AI song. By all means, don’t use Happy Birthday or one of the many alternatives by human artists

Instagram story by “orzotheboxer” with the track “Smile, It’s Your Birthday” by AI EIRE FM

Instagram post by “katamis.the.dachsund” using the track “September Birthday” by AI “artist” “LyricsbyEva”

Instagram audio search for “It’s Her Birthday” by AI “artist” “AugustBlue70” followed by thumbnails of three IG posts using that track

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The question should not be “why is Ryan Murphy still allowed to make shows?” It should be “why is Ryan Murphy still allowed to be alive?”

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People were freaking out about the potential of replacement refs calling NFL games this season, but I honestly can’t imagine them being that much worse than the experienced ones. TBH, scab refs have less incentive to follow the NFL’s game manipulation mandates

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why is Lionsgate’s movie release strategy almost exclusively putting out some of the worst shit ever put on film and releasing it to zero fanfare? At this point they’re The Asylum level bad

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What idiot called them the New England Patriots and not “The Schedule Merchant of Foxborough”

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wow who could have seen the Patriots as the ultimate schedule merchants except everyone with eyes and half a brain

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The way I’d describe Slam Frank is “Springtime for Hitler but real and underneath 10 layers of irony”

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Giants are about to be the Giants again because the NFL won’t script their games any other way

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taylor Swift is the AAA video game of pop music: charging more money every year for a product that’s been subpar for years but will still be consumed without question by millions of hogs

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seeing the GTA 6 Collector’s Edition give away a bunch of Temu-quality crap for $400 reminds me of the SA goon who promised all sorts of random good prizes (including one boat) and just ended up shipping plastic vampire teeth and DVDs he had lying around the house

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(WOW! I feel good) Supa fly, supa good Coulda shoulda know I would Supa yes, supa no Supa you’re a stupid ho

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you’re the kind of person who unironically says “bring back bullying,” good news: it exists on TikTok. You should go there instead

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Taylor Swift, after attending one Cleveland Cavaliers playoff game where they got their shit pounded in by the Knicks: “I’m going to write the worst song about a city ever made”

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tip to guys on the subway who roll joints out in the open air: if you really have to do it, listen to good rap music out loud while you do it. If it sounds like a bored guy just spitting out lines with 5 layers of autotune over a generic beat, it’s not good rap

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Does the phrase “you don’t hate ____ enough” originally come from an anti-Semitic dogwhistle? I have no idea why I think that but I just have a hunch

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Protein ice cream, chilling in your blue jeans” -Benson Boone in an ad for new Halo Top ice cream with more protein

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Damn the graphics for the new Wolverine game are 🔥🔥🔥

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Enjoy your death trap, ladies!” -Homer Simpson wearing an N95 mask during No Mask Night at the Western Mass lesbian bar

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

David Ortiz is a big figure in the exploitative Dominican Republic-to-MLB pipeline? The guy who had the media so wrapped around his thumb that he only had to bitch once about credible PED allegations and never got asked again? The guy who got self righteous about other PED users? Him?! No way!

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The best thing an AI song can do is have a series of shitposts as its lyrics. Degen AI will never be capable of making anything better than that

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve been hearing dramatically fewer songs from popular artists on IG reels over the last couple of months. I don’t like a lot of them but they’re a more valuable look into music culture than AI slop songs and their on-the-nose lyrics to fit niches

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The first incarnation of the Winnipeg Jets, the Phoenix/Arizona Coyotes, and the Utah Mammoth are now officially considered to be three separate franchises by the NHL. I live for this sicko shit

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

is it too early to ask all to pls admit I was right then and am now, raise good kids max community connections reject big-scale activism deal with the bad future (it’ll suck every yr) nurture humanity learn w/da beer nerd #lwdbn

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I used to think that you have to keep fighting for what’s right even when you have no shot of winning. But NKD, Rep Your Block, and Brooklyn Can’t Wait just proved that if you fight back in an unwinnable battle, you will actively make things worse. Resistance makes the boot stomp harder. 🏳️

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Final Fight “Streetwise” can’t be all that bad of a game. It introduced the world to Bigg Steele’s “Tha Hood”

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not breaking the rule of my pinned bleat with this one! A few of the points here are ones that I’ve seen too many activists fall for. Don’t be one of them www.instagram.com/p/Ddec0d9Efr...

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s almost NHL season but Bernmeister is in mid-season posting form (Editor’s note: “lwdb” means “learn w/ da bern”)

“all will recall
LAST YR bern said
Eds - Roo - Rem looked very good, play them into the season

butttt
nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
John Belushi,
idiot GMCD does not lwdb
instead, we have to suffer w/guys he signed -- Pars, Rads, Shear etc

is it too early to ask all to pls admit I was right then and am now,
play da kids
max draft capital
reject win now
deal vets
suck this yr
draft top end talent

Iwdb

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s bad enough that Nikole Hannah-Jones doesn’t give a shit about racial justice outside of her own narrowly defined personal boundaries and hates other minorities. But ruining her own child’s education so that she can write a NYT Magazine article about it is a new low

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The NFL will never allow the Giants to even be mediocre. They are punishing them eternally for beating their prized pig twice in the Super Bowl. After the second time around they made games easier to manipulate

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If i was on Subway Takes, my hot take would be that New Yorkers need to be meaner to people who wear merchandise of archrival teams

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump’s one-sided friendship with Mamdani is my generation’s “Nixon goes to China” moment

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Squishy and approachable 🏳️ @thebeernerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Discourse is the refuge of cowards and frauds

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