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Mo 💦🥩

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i like to watch golf on TV cubs/bears/vgk/niu

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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
i ran into someone tonight from river grove who went to holy cross, and i went to guerin so yeah. i live in las vegas btw
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
the tigers feed has a sideline reporter who tells stories in a concise manner, imagine that
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
the tigers feed has a sideline reporter who tells stories in a concise manner, imagine that
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 08/06/2025
To be in public office right now is to constantly ask yourself: How do I make sure I'm standing on the right side of history? There's a simple answer. The wrong side of history will always tell you to be afraid - the right side of history will always expect you to be brave.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
i would hardly consider 70 degrees with 87% humidity “pleasant,” but you do you i guess 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
tigers feed again today because i just adore jason benetti (and andy dirks is pretty good at the analyst thing)
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
M V Pete
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
omg the apple tv announcer just said PCA should have run through 2nd instead of sliding that’s not how it works, my dude
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i made an english muffin pizza for lunch because sometimes eating like a child slaps
off-white plate with a split english muffin pizza topped with salami and black olives
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
pressly cannot pitch with men on base. full stop.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i ate dinner at 4pm like an old and you know what, it rocked
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i’m bored with watching justin turner fly out
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
pat hughes just called seiya “sushi” and i am DEAD
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
i can’t handle alex cohen again, make it stop
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
oh god tay tay is back too. big NO THANKS.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
it’s thundering outside for like the 3rd time since i moved here, so that’s no fun
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
we had such a good weekend and now alex cohen is back
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
if kenny chesney doesn’t play welcome to the fishbowl when i go see him at sphere next week, i will be very disappointed
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
this reds pitcher is an old school chonkmonster, my goodness
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
interviewing season ticket holders and having them eat stuff is so cringe, @ marquee. i’m once again embarrassed for everyone involved.
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dreammoonbeam.bsky.social @dreammoonbeam.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
If you’ve seen Detroiters it’s a running joke that he *does not* punch down on his wife. That and the portrayal of male friendship that includes openly loving and supporting each other (and playing dress up in suits). We need Tim and Sam to run the manosphere.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
some child just rang my doorbell and asked if he could wash my car and then i would pay him money… ummmm no?
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
not us thinking our a/c is broken again only to have the people come out and it work fine 🤦‍♀️
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i like justin steele in the booth!
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
dr seuss AND saul goodman references in the same minute? JD is a goddamn treasure
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
it’s now large and more purple than it was on thursday. SUPER FUN.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
foul by 40 feet and zz acting like PCA just won the world series
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
i got stung by a wasp and it hurts like a motherfucker
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
no fun league
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i finally put a face to the lady who walks her dog outside my house every morning and talks to it in VERY LOUD baby talk, and she is sooooo much younger than i pictured in my head 😳
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
and now they cut to commercial before the final out of the inning? what the actual fuck
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
ughhhhh the radio isn’t synced on the mlb dot tv app today… silence it is
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i gave myself a nasty concussion after i tripped on the bottom of my pajama pants and fell into the corner of a wall
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i love “the variety pack of drumsticks is $7.99 at costco” season
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
a new show with owen wilson AND timothy olyphant AND judy greer? say less.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
a U S A chant at any sporting event:
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
the white sox suck, but i do like this meidroth kid
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
me, whenever one of the cubs hits a triple:
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
the pat and ron conversation about smart v dumb water reminds me of my dad, who often says, LOUDLY in public: “i don’t want any of that extra virgin olive oil, i want WHORE” 🤦‍♀️
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
it kinda looks like simone biles and mr simone biles were fighting until someone told them they were on TV 😆
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
pat hughes just said “the great beyoncé is in town” and omg i did not expect that
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
scott van pelt is the superior golf announcer and i will die on this hill
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
oh jordan…
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
new air conditioner is installed! if you live in vegas and need a recommendation, hit me up. this company was so awesome.
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
friday of the pga championship and thankfully i did not wake up to news of a scottie scheffler arrest 😅
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i caught up with Hacks last night and the christening episode had me laughing so hard i was in TEARS
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
buddha from top chef is one of my most favorite contestants ever, and now after his appearance on the latest episode i must watch his seasons immediately
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Mo 💦🥩 @thebeerknitter.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
pat and ron basically said that the marlins defense assumed turner was just going to GIDP 🤣
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