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Tess AKA: Gertie

@thebardess.bsky.social
226 followers 239 following 1.4K posts

I like pretty things. I say dumb things a lot. I like RPGs, MMOs and Gacha. I'm literally the worst. DMs open, whatever you wanna say! 18+ NSFW etc... just covering bases for the future.

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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 7h
This is the kind of nonsense that Yoshida expressly warned about when he wrote that angry and disappointed letter to the community after the world first controversy with plugins. This is the kind of the nonsense that leads to invasive additions to the game that make everyone's life more annoying.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 10h
If anyone tried to DM me (yeah right) lately and couldn't it's because Bsky's dumbass, idiotic and downright stupid Age Verification bullshit reared its ugly head again when I thought I had it sorted already. I corrected it now and it should be fine. Hey Bsky, stop the nonsense.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 12h
Only if you post more or share with me >.> Uhh I mean of course we do
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 12h
It begins...
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 12h
Yeh
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 15h
Share a character that reminds you of yourself
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elaine chuffing
ALT: elaine chuffing
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm so lame.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Embarrassing Memory Unlocked: In high school home economics we once were told to make "Banana Boats" and I literally tried to form a Banana into a boat like form. I had no idea what they even were.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I swear when I passed the 30 barrier it felt like every bad decision and risk I put my body through before decided to finally make me pay for it. Pre-30 people: Treat yourself well and take care of your body because the piper must always be paid.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfathomably based almost dangerously so
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kinda been there recently when I found myself basically apologizing to someone I know for posting a very NSFW image but kinda feel like I shouldn't have to. It's something I do to myself mentally, they never asked for it or said anything really. x.x
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SAME. Uh I mean yeah same..
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't even know how, I just did and liked it. I think it was a bootied post that got me, it made me laugh.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe she forgot it on the board? >.>
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*fk me got bootied*
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You askin' about Alphinaud? I can tell you about Alphinaud"
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The days of when a statement like this would be an immediate end of someone's Presidency get further and further away...
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I left. Not by choice but sadly there were people and companies I followed who only post there but it's nice not seeing all the hate and nonsense daily. They tried to force me to give them access to my phone and biometrics to "prove I'm a human" effectively soft-banning me. Can't even browse.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only major change for me is Windows 11 26H2 and it still technically works but I've no clue why it suddenly won't connect. I hate shit like this so much it legit stresses me out and I dunno. Life sucks this is just another rotten cherry on top of the lousy pie I'm choking down I guess.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great... suddenly Dalamud won't connect to any of my custom repos and I can't even update approved plugins. The Discord is no help just smug refusals and copy/pasting links to VPN or SmartApp stuff. This sucks. Zero indication what changed because I have never had this issue before.
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vim @vimn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
twitch.tv
OLYMPUS CHUD GETS STEALTHBOMBED - Barny on Twitch
Watch Barny's World of Warcraft clip titled "OLYMPUS CHUD GETS STEALTHBOMBED" on Twitch.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. He and Esfand basically got a guy deplatformed because he constantly hounded them in Classic PvP and made videos about it. Which are basically the rules of WoW PvP servers, if someone wants to make your life hell they are allowed. All he did was kill them repeatedly.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when I wash the dishes
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's a fantastic voice actress. Loved her as Prava in Diablo 4. She puts her all into every role she gets.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was gonna say... to a lot of people that IS eye candy. Nothing wrong with having a bit of everything.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I sleep. Been struggling mentally and oddly enough Diablo IV has kept me distracted from my head. Love that game.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just gotta work the angles which can be difficult when you're trying to be spooky so don't give up! We'll get that humongoid ass through any TV yet.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doman Enclave because it's peaceful and comfy.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sex? A: Yes B: No
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Outside my house because nobody ever visits! Haha... hah...
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steelers fans wanting him out was insane to me. You get a Mike Tomlin as your coach you keep him until he's done in my view.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He was the military equivalent of a lifelong middle manager with zero prospects of advancement. And he couldn't even do that and quit.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"There's nothing wrong with you hon... but you and those like you gotta cover up." is certainly a weird thing to say and believe. That's the definition of making people feel like something is wrong with them and singling them out from everyone else.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to do the blower method where I'd blow into the bong to knock loose "residue" until one time some of it came back up and nearly choked me out lol. Sorry just unlocked a memory when I read this
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be clear this is not about anything current or in the past it's just a general thought.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Random thought: I hate modder drama because I just use things I think look nice and every once in awhile I get some attitude for using a mod made by someone that's a piece of crap or whatever and I'm like "I don't care I just use stuff I like" but I sometimes think I should care I dunno.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was a dare. Might delete later. >.>
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah after the initial excitement wore off in a sense. After his big break he tried to come back and do Stormblood finally and nobody cared which was kinda funny to see so he faded away again.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's openly celebrating ruining the experience for players that aren't interested in his travelling circus and Blizzard does nothing. They'll never change.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Troubling considering the Warlock is probably one of the most broken classes in the game's history this season. Rivals early Spiritborn honestly.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a classic I always remember. Yes, it is real.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm guilty of this as well. Then I lament why nobody talks to me and the cycle continues.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His stream numbers have been plummeting but sadly his Youtube nonsense is still going strong.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New look, well sorta new? Had it for a bit but been lazy and dealing with things...
Highlander Female from behind clearly showing off her backside which is ample to say the least.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fully believe we DIDN'T elect him again. I'm in the camp that it was stolen.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you think you're immune to this happening up there you're naive.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fk u get bootied!
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every Blizzard Story: 1. Corruption 2. Bad guys that aren't really bad just misunderstood or extreme 3. Bigger bad guy that is bad and the previous bad guy must help fight them That's their story for damn near every game of theirs in a nutshell.
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😍
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Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's legitimately becoming something I think about when new games I'm interested in our many years off. With how insane development cycles are nowadays I don't know how many I got left in me.
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