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thebao

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Just gonna talk Rockets and Texans here.

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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
Fire everybody. Pay CJ.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
Hannah don’t be swayed by a close loss. A loss is a loss. Clean house.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
Defense not making stops when it comes to clutch time.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
lol legit fifty fifty if the defense converts. Great stop on third down. Failure on fourth down.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
static.klipy.com
Alonzo Mourning and Gary Payton on Miami Heat Bench
Alt: Nah man nah…. Well ok maybe.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
Marks >>> Montgomery
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
Amazing to see the team execute at a critical moment on offense
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
Ticky tack call bullshit
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 18h
All these fucking penalties goddamn
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
You really look into her eyes during that Angela Paxton commercial and you learn a lot lot, whoa boy. Just the micro tics around her eyes breaking through the Botox and the deep well of dead inside her thousand mile stare gives off.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Just lose and clean house. How else to get rid of demeco
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
It’s like fifty fifty when the defense puts the bad guys in a tough spot. First and forever after back to back penalties? Easily overcome in two plays. Third and long? Converted half the time. And now they scored a touchdown.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Texans legit give up some of the weirdest big plays
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
USA vs Russia in that Olympics ass TD right there
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Fuck Greg Olsen too
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
FUCK THESE REFS
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Pitre so good.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Fuck these refs
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
CJ gonna make 70mill per year easy
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Marks >>> Montgomery
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Frank Ross did a good thing finally.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
I’d actually be totally fine with a loss and getting to clean house.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
lol Texans lol
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 19h
Just fire Frank Ross now what are we waiting for
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 20h
Got to say. CJ looks like he deserves to be paid.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 20h
We are badly coached
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
And then a fucking screen pass on third and forever. What a fucking pussy.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Run play on second and twenty? Just giving up on the drive? Pretty fucking lame Nick Caley
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Fucking flag fest goddamn
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Woody Marks >> David Montgomery and it is very very obvious.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Have I said fire Frank Ross? Because fucking fire Frank Ross.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Having Clowney back is fun.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Hate how far off the corners play. Cowardly and ineffective
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 21h
Nico is a cheat code
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why was Lassiter lined up so far off?
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lolololol demeco is so fucking stupid
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should’ve called a time out
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t mind me I’m just refilling some spices right now for no particular reason. Can I tell the difference between cumin seeds and fennel seeds or should I be labeling these things…. Hmm hmm hmmmm
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texans have gotten a very friendly whistle this season and still look bad.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ref fueled drive there.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love ref
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sigh. What time is lanterns on?
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will Anderson strip sack only ends up in a FG by the Colts and lol yeah kind of a minor win for the Texans there.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Caserio has earned enough trust from the city to fire demeco.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just let this game be over by halftime. I could move on to other things.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A mildly smart qb can tear up the Texans defense even in the face of an overwhelming talent edge. And then on the other side, a simple solid defense can completely stymie the offense. It’s a real fucking problem. Caserio has got to see this.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone getting the feeling that our secondary been kind of out of position a lot this game so far, and the whole season overall? Coaching perhaps???
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I actually knew really early on in Demeco’s first season. Had a lot of obvious stupid coach tendencies right off the rip.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even if the rest of the game is a win. I’ve seen enough this season ALREADY to know this demeco lead team will fail at any important moment we might get to in the playoffs. If lucky enough to be faced with such a moment. We just completed the second drive of the third game and I already know.
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thebao @thebao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Called it on second down. I know my team.
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