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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing #garftober over here too. It's either "control" or "poncho" dealers choice
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Low-key absolutely love being invited to shit last minute. Only second to plans being cancelled when I'm broke as fuck so I get to save money. Swaaaaag
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cris and I were talking about how we both have The Sight™ and brought up some recent examples and then got a tiktok about having Odin's Eye on your thumb like 2 seconds later lmao
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also I hate how my brain gets stuck on patterns n puzzles. At the moment I'm trying to think of a cool logo stamp thing for my art n I'm looking up binary, morse and hexadecimal shit
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶 B-i-m-b-o I just wanna be a stupid hoe 🎶
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cris has informed me of Fartbuckle. This is like 9/11 all over again
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ragebaiting Cris by showing him art I like and going "I want to try out this style" and then proceeded to not draw or practice and repeat the process
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuuuuuuck I just remembered like 3 years ago a friend from Idaho came to visit, I knew him from middle school and we were hella close back then and by the end of the day I was like "oh yeah I'll invite you into the discord with the rest of the group" and then I just straight up never did fuuuuuuuuck
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure if I ever posted this. If I did then womp womp #chiikawa
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also Mr.Tenna was at the furry convention and that shit was awesome bc this was in the 18+ section #whatdatmean #deltarune #ASC
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did this at #AnthroCon and the people couldn't get enough Sneef. Thinking about making this an official card game but the rules are if I start losing I get to cry and call you a jerk
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PtV concert from last weekend. Big fan of Julia Wolf now
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ough I'm Olive Garegnant . My belly is so full of pasta and wonder and joy OOOUUUUGH
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss my family and the way things were. I miss who we were.
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 14/09/2026
have you SEEN this Yetee shirt design for Flame Fatales 2026??? theyetee.com/collections/...
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Shout From The Summit by The Yetee
Flame Fatales takes place September 13-20th. $6 from every sale is donated to Malala Fund. Design by Thau. This official Celeste design was created in collaboration with Maddie Makes Games Shipped wit...
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't wait til toilets need to be connected to the Internet for some fuckass reason to work
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ikea is very Big Walk coded
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When Cris told me I made a really good breakfast sandwich my heart leapt with joy. #swag #overmediumeggs #slappingmyownass
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cris never gets a hangover because he's pure of heart, I always get gassy because I'm pure of fart #bars #kday #brapattack
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ough I wish #garftober was happening this year. I wonder if the garfman themselves will do it this year or grant me the honor of hosting it again
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you're not gooning with me... You're gooning against me
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Spinosaurus vs. Giant Sword Animation
ALT: Spinosaurus vs. Giant Sword Animation
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me and Cris are going crazy on the cranberry mix drinks
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liquor before beer makes you more queer. #september
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I went to Mario world at universal studios I saw a jacked 40 yr old man rip a goomba in half, gore and all
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My horny ass could never play the piano
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah you might peel oranges for your "babe" but I peel pomegranates for my bombastic pookster
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah pregnancy is tough and all but have you ever had to poop really bad like I mean you're on the toilet for at LEAST 20 min and you take off your shirt n shoes n socks and rub your tummy going "ouuuugggh ooouuuuuuugh"? Yeah didn't think so
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I enjoy big walking with my friends (:
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have been left unsupervised! Gonna do something fuckin HORRENDOUS
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cris @tecnicoolor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
not assisting the ones closest to you is not beneficial for either party. it should be more common to have difficult conversations with friends! and on that same topic being able to say that you love them! breaking news it’s not gay or weird to tell your friends how much you appreciate them!
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cris @tecnicoolor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yes I do think red flags in people should be called out more often especially when it affects a group. whether it’s in a polite way or not depends on the severity of the situation and the willingness to grow.
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I owned a soup store, I'd have a selection of temperatures and the coldest one would be called Revenge because it's best served cold. Probably best for gazpacho.
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the third emotional 9/11 this week and it ain't even September yet
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Muted an oomf and my algorithm has significantly decreased in gooner art #watdatmean
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone think it's weird the amount of gnome sightings has increased since September of 2001? 👀
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am so hopepilled and hopemaxxing.
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Low key fienin to go karaoking again
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyways here are a couple of bangers that never got to see the light of day #drafts #draftpunk #draftula #williamdrafton #27thUSPredisentWilliamHowardDraft
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are ween fans called Weeners? #foodforthought #monday #ween
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There are those who vibe and those whomst viben't. And it's like dawg, you are messething up my fuckin vibe
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a spheal pokemon sitting cuties plush wearing headphones that are too big for it on a white background with the text "I like music especially songs and albums"
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cris @tecnicoolor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have some good answers for these ask me NOW ☆〜(ゝ。∂)🐾
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Even a crab will rag they goon
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
27 years of long-suffering
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Long-suffering and all I want is a club sandwich from Brandon's Diner
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We kind
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Guys I'm not gonna lie, the current condition of things is really bumming me out
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Seedy @seedyz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've been trying Ocarina of Time bingo recently, and made a highlight video for one of those runs. youtu.be/YpM5eP9gMsc
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Learning Speedrun Tricks To Go Fishing (OoT Bingo)
YouTube video by Seedy
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Bamhurger🐞🍔 @thebamhurgler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Old art but I think it still holds up pretty well #kirby #digitalart #nintendo
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