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The Badness (pejorative)

@thebadness.bsky.social
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Réparé, mais pas vendable: not the least interesting person in your feed, but definitely not the most.

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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 15h
Woke up too early and WHYYYYYY.
Me with my hand on my head, dramatically lit in a way that creates the appearance of musculature.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 16h
He can tell I'm leaving today. Don't worry Mr. Otto, I'll be back on Sunday evening! #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Mr. Otto (gray. furry. very furry. very extremely furry. and a cat.) clinging to the shoulder of a very strange-looking gentleman making a frowny face.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, right, #jockktober! How could I forget. Will also have to pull from the archives, so here’s an outtake from yesterday.
Man standing on a towel wearing nought but a black jockstrap.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I rather like these new fancypants @pandershirts.com briefs, though I may have been a little too pessimistic with the size I bought.
Me in a pair of black Pander briefs.Same me and same briefs but this time I’m in the middle of putting on a gray button-down shirt, ‘cause that’s how they do in underwear catalogues.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT’S THE VERY BEST OF MONTHS!
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Giant Chicken Exits Coop
Alt: Giant Chicken Exits Coop
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶I came here to party, and you know what you started, and we came, we came to party, and it’s party time, excellent🎶
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting off the month with a "one lap, two cats" morning and this is how life ought to be lived. #ottotimes #albrechttimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Foreground: floofy gray cat, half-curled and snoozing.
Background: sleek (apart from the extra stuffing...) black cat, also snoozing.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So then I says to Mabel, I says… #humpday
Me in the process of enpanting myself, viewed from behind and the top of my derrière is visible. I am twisted and looking back at the viewer, breaking the fourth wall.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take, delete. Take, delete. Take, delete. Take, delete. The Sisyphean punishment for a thirst trapper.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh Mr. Otto, save me from the rough calls I'm going to have to make on this day. #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Fluffball of a gray cat snoozing on a lap clad in possibly the ugliest pyjamas you'll see all day (red/gray plaid).
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp, I know what's going to be in my head during tomorrow's ride to work.
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Love Triangle
YouTube video by Angèle - Topic
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Resolved: I will make fewer poor decisions for the remainder of the week. (and for the next lie i will tell myself…)
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m awake and at work after another night of way too little sleep (even for me), and I don’t really know how. Or why?
Me in a towel with a really weird expression on my face.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The grainy Ottoposting will continue until temperatures preclude back porch mornings. #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Deliciously adorable fluffy gray cat snuggled in a lap, in the morning not-gooom-but-rather-dark.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤
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Patsy Stone at the Grave
Alt: Patsy Stone at the Grave
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Overdid it! At the Work Gym, in honor of #mcm. (and now all i want to do is go home and nap with les boys.)
Menin a towel, right hand on my head and my tongue out. In black and white. It’s Monday, after all.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think this counts?
Airstream in the wild on US 131.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🥰Three hours of sleep, it's going to be such a great week!🥰
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do the proudly Woke 2.0 gays rock?
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brought to you by the phone-camera's long-exposure trick because it's still dark. #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #mcm #nofilters
Grat cat snoozing on a gray sweatshirt in front of a gray wall.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of *course* I'm ready for the week! #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Mr. Otto, zonked in his cat bed that's kind of basket-esque and sits at the top of a decorative stick.

Mr. Otto is, coincidentally, a gray cat. Here, what's seen is basically one of his legs and ears.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Home. #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Mr. Otto on my shoulder. Together again!
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Authentic Airstream sighting.
Rear of an Airstream trailer on US 31.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Departure time is hitting home: goodbye, unmanaged vacation scruff.
Me, shirtless, with a frowny face that has a fair bit of extra hair on it.Same shirtless me but I’m making a kissy face and pointing at my chin to demonstrate the change in scruff level, from “vacation/wild” to “intentional and managed.”
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last one for the year and I will be chasing this high until the next time I can come up here.
Sunrise with moon and trees and stuff, the sky is being reflected in glass-smooth water.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh good god, how unbelievably annoying:
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every freaking day:
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last sunset and it’s not a disappointment.
Sunset sky and still water reflecting it, silhouettes of trees and an island.Same view but with more panorama and the sky has darkened somewhat, while intensifying the sunset colors.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe the instruction from @inktronerded.bsky.social was to post a cute sweater; this is all I got at the moment.
Me in a red/white/blue striped sweater-shirt and well-worn bluejeans.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The moon was very moon-y earlier but I can't get this stupid camera to do it justice.
Nearly full moon reflected off of still water in predawn light. There's some trees and whatnot and a broken-down dock.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, from every sandhill crane in the greater tri-state area.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This evening started well, and now I’m getting sozzled on brandy alexanders again and life is not entirely bad. (except for the part where Les Boys are not with me, universe please be fixing that now.)
Last orange/purple flames of sunset over water and the silhouette of an island and dock.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which one is pre- and which one is post-workout? (~8.5mi run, ~170 pull-ups, ‘bout as many pushups, whole heap ‘o situps and crunches and whatnot.) (and yes, this is part of my insistence that the “gym pump” is all in the inner eye.)
Me in my jogging shorts, left thumb hooked into the elastic band. I have a pretty neutral expression, so basically my usual dumb face.Me in my jogging shorts but taken at a different time from the other picture and the light is a little different, left thumb hooked into the elastic band. I have a pretty neutral expression, so once again basically my usual dumb face.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!!!!!!
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Person who has transitioned from having to being the object of postcode envy:
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am informed that Les Boys continue to thrive and have received "proof of life" photos to prove it. So now I want to go home *now* and cuddle. #ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
Mr. Otto, who is fluffy and gray and perfect and a cat, sitting on a bed with light-blue-and-white stripes. His right paw extends towards the camera and he's looking up past and behind the photographer (who is our cat sitter, not me).
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The beautyposting will continue until morale improves, or this vacation ends.
Clouds and morning sky reflected on still water, big evergreens and some leaves framing the scene.Similar view but fewer leaves and evergreens and a couple of docks are visible.Similar view but from a different angle, a crooked dock is centered at the bottom.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m celebrating the spirit of #biceptember by not having any to speak of. #vanitas #vacation #scrawnyposting
Me in blue unders making a dumb face and flexing (if such a thing can be so described in my case) my left noodle-arm.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's the early morning. We could go down to the harbor and jump... Well, no boats this time of year, so we'll just have to have a little swim. There is *not* more to life than *this*.
Morning sky and lake, divided by a narrow strip of forested island in the distance.Morning sky reflected on still water with some island and tree views and a very broken-down dock.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best people (except for all the other people):
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what I mean when I tell you I’m going to the cottage.
Sunset reflected on still water, silhouettes of trees and a dock.Same idea but with a slightly different angle.Almost all sunset light and its reflection, a silhouette of a tree in the rightmost corner.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶Muscle Babies! They’ll make their biceps huge!🎶
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inexplicable, but frankly hilarious, fixation:
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something about a good fig just really hits the spot, y’know?
Butt-shaped (and also ballsack-shaped) black fig in a hand with weird callouses.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s #humpday, so here’s a little, “I’m on holiday!” selfie.
Me, chest up, smirking. There may or may not be a reflection of my behind behind me; who am I to judge?
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A word meaning of or relating to the collarbone. (ken jennings voice.)
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michigan says, "Good morning to trans people, and to trans people only."
Morning sky featuring the last colors of sunrise in the western sky, with bands of white, pink and red. Beneath is a still lake, docks and various greenery (part of a island from which the photo was taken).
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Little tipsy from the brandy alexander I had for dessert, AMA. (photographic proof of boatride unrelated.)
Sunset over and on a glass-smooth lake. In the distance, islands and their mirror images silhouetted against the sky and water.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unclothed, and clothed, for a li’l boatride and mainland excursion. #vacation #vanitas #titsday
Me in maroon unders, right hand on my head to let my pit breathe.Me in several layers of gray and black and dark jeans.
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The Badness (pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wake up every day on bluesky.com and ask myself, "is this a picture of my cats that I haven't shared yet? NVM, here's my butt." 🥸
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