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there's an entire club named after me and i'm simply honored but then again totally makes sense there would be

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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 5h
it's cool tho i'm gathering ppl in this discourse only have 1 cat, 2 tops and they think their cat's personality is every cat's personality? "my cat licks my nose there's no way yours not licking your nose is possible it proves you're a jerk" fucking essentialist discourse tbh
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 5h
the fuck with this cat commentary we have at least 6 cats rn (indeterminate really bc we also have a lot of visiting cats) and each one of them has about ~10 personalities male female whatever AND MORE IMPORTANTLY it's not the same 10 personalities repeated each cat has 10 of their OWN
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 7h
today's cosplay: scuzzy preppy
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 7h
it's not that i'm uncomfortable w/ tense tales after trying new shows i ended up watching the season 5 cap of line of duty ~T~E~N~S~E~ internally even i sure didn't know if he was H or not! and if the plot was unlikely it wasn't bc the writers wanted to make themselves present needlessly
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 7h
tried starting three different series last night didn't finish a single first episode just tired of contrived needless tension writers making ppl talk over each other for the single purpose of not letting them finish the one sentence that would avoid whatever conflict writers think is in store
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 8h
super intelligence is so fetch tho
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 9h
99º october 8
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 9h
[catches loose instead of lose] [dies horrible death inside]
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 9h
and reading the thread what i'm hearing nobody else does either? PEOPLE!!
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 9h
what i'm hearing is you don't have a scissors cabinet
a scissors cabinet with ~27 scissors hanging in it
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 21h
been saying that guy sucks always a misquote, always a nudge away from what the clips actually say but ppl don't play the clips & they end up emo'd out in the comments bc that's what he wants the clips are revealing enough… but nope, he's just gotta add or subtract words bsky.app/profile/thea...
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
trying to log into google by using your actual password
static.klipy.com
Turkish Ice Cream Vendor Tricks Customers
Alt: a turkish ice cream vendor that doesn't let the customer ever have the ice cream
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol the only pic in his wikipedia is a line of fans in an fairly empty coliseum wearing sell the team gear en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fi...
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John Fisher (businessman) - Wikipedia
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sure, now that the A's are a placeholder they're unique but fisher could run circles around them in his prime
from MLB's site, the attendance report page where the dropdown menu to select what stadium you want to look at, it says—between arizona - case field and atlanta - truist park—athletics - null
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't 100% imagine high-school students in the US going to the streets to ask hard for smaller classes, with teachers in them
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't find a pen in this house i mean you do but it's just full of colorful dust
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also that smokey thai ramen i had yesterday may have been into sodomy because swear to god it was fucking assssssss
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
craving ramen for the all the lime i'd add but the only thing in the pantry is tonkotsu
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
compared to messi, did you find out before or after him that it was an ad all along; or, apart from looking cheap internationally, in what ways are chiqui's methods of personal enrichment hurting the growth and development of argentine futbol at the non-international level
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm not out here standing up for poverty but it sure makes one resourceful
historical mugshot of a man facing forward with a mirror placed behind and to the side of him at 45º to the camera (this mirror has a cutout for his shoulder to fit under it)

so that in the same shot we see both the frontal view of his face and its profile too

1 photo instead of 2 and half the film (or whatever technology) budget is saved!
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think of two iono, trendy people in high school and one of them blasts the other for wearing guess jeans and the other blasts the first for choosing calvin klein but you look at them from your white 501s and they're both just wearing acid wash which is gonna turn yellow for both REAL quick
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, you could talk 1980s USA v USSR but 2 peoples divided by a river or mountain or desert their memory of hatred goes back to the beginning of time even though and this is the kicker they're the 2 most-alike communities in humanity like, MFers stop fighting—from out here you are the same
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
was there something in anderson's imagined communities (it's been a long time since i read it, can't remember if it's explicit or if i just kinda formulated onto it) about communities in the closest proximity are the ones that have the steepest and deepest and longest antagonisms in the world?
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i may have overdone it a human face is probably somewhere in the middle but definitely not as he currently proposes
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just wanted to see... what if his face? was normal sized
glen powell's actual faceglen powell's face with normally sized features
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kidding his haircut pretty much says "already retired" facts: if your girlfriend shows up with an extra-short haircut or your 10 shows up unexpectedly shaggy you are not for long in what you thought was togetherland
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i take it back they're stopping us pretty well if not plain stripping the ball off our feet wondering if we tie (or loose!), is there another messi's final game to be had?
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(wish we were playing an actual rival)
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i may not all-the-way bawl during this game but my emotions are already getting a little messi
kid lionel in 2006, on the bench when he was too hurt to play, wearing the #10 that today he'll wear for the last time

and if he can't take the jersey with him, he's already put a third star on it to make it his anyway
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
¡pero dejame de hinchar las pelotas, boludo!
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh no now i gotta write myself a bio blurb
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
people walk around the world not even noticing it's amazing
sign on bin of uncommon grounds coffee roastery beans that says this coffee is from

columbia
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wait this time not just my name on the © page but also the TOC?? AM VERKLEMPT
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my image got chosen for a book cover accidentally, this is the 2nd of my covers that obliquely alludes to a soccer team i like i mean i still woulda taken the pic if any other color combo
a painted wall in mostly white but the white is peeling and revealing blue paint behind it with a broad yellow stripe running horizontallythe most famous player of boca juniors with his leg in the air, toe nearly touching a soccer ball, and his tongue sticking straight out due to all the skill he has
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
to be fair, and back to the voynich i'd guess most people pick up a book and think of it as a window that shows you something else something imagined, something true, something pretty, something written i pick up a book and see it as a window too but then i'm all omg look at the glassssss
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
re: looking for the colophon on the spine developed over time, the first thing i wanna know about any book is who put it out (and can i get a job there) it's automatic tho book in hand, look at spine and this plea goes out to librarians: STOP PUTTING THE CALL NUMBER RIGHT OVER IT SHEESH
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nice graphic explainer, love how coloring each sheet makes it clearer but (fucking experts) come on! totally feels like if i'd had the voynich in my hands for 1 minute right after looking for a colophon on the spine—eh… habits i woulda figured this out!! www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
graphic illustration of two ways to bind a book, one as stacked singulions and another as a nested signature

which yield different paginations if you take sheets intended for one and do the other with them
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if i watch the shards again from the beginning will i this time realize the last episode was the end of the season? not sure if it feels unresolved or just unmemorable but i keep checking hulu to see if they'll finally put out what we're owed either a wrap or a partial wrap w/ a cliffhanger
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somebody check on MC 900 ft jesus let him know it's definitive—marjoe is not suing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbMK...
youtube.com
A Place Of Loneliness | MC 900 Ft Jesus With DJ Zero
YouTube video by The Sanguine Penguin
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gonna be 101º today october 5 NORTHERN hemisphere (just in case that wasn't clear)
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*she LOL why did i write "you" you didn't buy me SHIT (but you still could)
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah 9 is too few i left rap out entirely what i think of when i think of rap a record i can still listen to end to end and hear every single note also how i knew my GF was really into me when you bought me the 4-fold original NM in 2017 or so and it wasn't cheap but—long con—now it's half hers
eric b and rakim paid in fullbeastie boys' paul's boutique
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
accurate for today, probably different tomorrow a record i stole from my dad the record i've heard on acid the most a test: do you know what singing is smn i bought driving CA to NY & wow my v first punk listen (11 yrs old) college-era jazz! (x2) my 2nd step into ska/rocksteady my PJ obsession
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the type treatment from the cover of recent book candy darling paired with my favorite phrase from today
white informal script typeface with a hot pink glow in front of a black background that reads:

what if you laid down in traffic?
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1 more thing to know about fires while camping in CA your fire permit is a contract it says even if you start a wildfire by accident you're liable for damages i'm not saying don't get a fire permit i'm saying it's your incentive to BE FUCKING CAREFUL never unattended / 10ft clear / water bucket
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nos odian
spelling bee saying chicha (as in the peruvian cumbia genre) is "not in [the] word list"spelling bee saying chachacha (as in the cuban genre) is "not in [the] word list"spelling bee saying pachanga (as in the cuban genre) is "not in [the] word list"spelling bee saying chinga (as in chinga el times de nueva york) is "not in [the] word list"
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
here's a tip if someone uses the word "would" in an argument there's no argument they're making shit up out of suppositions they wish were true — i'm telling this to you so you recognize it: when it's being done to you and when you're doing it yourself
post by ricky hanya where he's parrying someone's logical argument telling him he perpetuating the misidentification of jane doe by saying

"if it wasn't here, then we *would* have at least some journalists writing articles about eh wrong woman being identified"

* emphasis mine
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he looks more and more like an oiled potato every day
an oiled potato just kidding he's your oiled president
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
most confusing thing about my impostor syndrome is how shocking it is when people treat me with deference or respect like, does nobody realize i'm an impostor??
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the A.V. @theav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mine from a trip to méxico 2017 or so
a large, square, overhead, electronic billboard on a single pole that apparently runs on windows and is malfunctioning because it shows a patterned background with a small pixel-font message that repeats 3 times reading ventana de reproducción1 (reproduction window1), and a glimpse on the right side of the OS or application that's running the billboard

in front of the billboard are aerial cables crisscrossing it
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