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Paul

@theautist.bsky.social
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Proud Mancunian, diagnosed autist, lifelong MUFC fan. I use Bluesky as a means of moaning about things I have no control over, basically a therapy tool. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people.

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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 10h
I've just seen Trump's remarks about LA and San Diego. This is fucking insane. Why isnt he being dragged away? He is deeply compromised by Israel as they have all the footage of him raping children, so Trump will do whatever Netanyahu tells him to do, including nuking America so Israel can nuke Iran
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So they revolt over a bit of tea tax but dont say a fucking word about shit like this? The Super Intelligence Force? Seriously? Jesus wept...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A simple pic i took of my cup of coffee. It's a brilliant pic, if i do say so myself. The beach and the sea blurred in the background.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Mrs took these on her early morning run on Bognor promenade. Beautiful.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly right. It's the worst scandal in football history and City need to be punished accordingly. Cheating bastards, it's fucking disgraceful... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Manchester City charges: Roy Keane says medals worthless after guilty finding
Roy Keane says he would throw his "medals in the bin" if he were a Manchester City player after the club were found guilty of all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial rules.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very interesting, and VERY brave...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quality news. Relegation from the Premier League can be the only punishment. Cheating bastards... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Man City charges latest: City found guilty of majority of 115 financial rule breaches
The club, which denies all wrongdoing, was accused of breaching the Premier League's financial rules between 2009 and 2018.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fish and chips by the seaside. I'm nursing a semi...❤️
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder if the Kennedy Centre is being demolished at the behest of Trump's handler, Netanyahu? Israel didnt have a good relationship with JFK did they? Plus Trump is a disgusting child rapist and Israel has the receipts.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I worked in France I was given this recipe. Chicken pasta with white wine, Dijon mustard, double cream, garlic, onion, lardons and fresh parsley... Cooking God.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having said that, America is the only country that is NOT investigating its citizens for being in the Epstein Files...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, that and the fact that America is controlled by a terrorist state in the middle east and the war with Iran was in THEIR interests, not Americas. 👍🏼
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So British! 🤣
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brian has a new mum. ❤️❤️
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jesus Christ. I'm currently not that far from Brighton and this shit is horrendous...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I very rarely, if at all say this, but I'm loving my life...❤️❤️
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"An American-sponsored genocide." Israeli control over America will inevitably increase anti American sentiment globally.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is not going to end well for Sheeran. Don't tell me he has no input here.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside etc. I haven't been murdered yet so impulsively travelling hundreds of miles ro be with a girl i met on Tinser is working out well so far...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow. And on that bombshell... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Rising star JJ Gabriel on brink of quitting Man Utd
Manchester United's highly-rated 15-year-old forward JJ Gabriel is on the verge of leaving the club.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're all fucked. Seriously. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
bbc.co.uk
AI getting more powerful 'by the day' and kill switch should be required, tech boss tells BBC
Jack Clark, co-founder of AI firm Anthropic, says artificial intelligence could become a "major risk to society".
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sovereign citizens are priceless. "I want your sergeant here now." "Im here, I'm the one who tazed you." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're all fucking doomed...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is very American.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
United deserved to lose this game. A decent team down to 10 men and we should have bombarded them. But we didn't. This result shows us where we are at, and we're not great.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Foden red wasn't a red. Haaland goal was offside. Swings and roundabouts.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A new Tinder trick I've noticed women doing now is using AI to generate an image of themselves driving a boat. Wtf? Why? It's so weird. At least they're not using AI to exterminate humanity i suppose.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not in the lest bit surprised. Look at the state of the climate. Huamity will be the architect of its own extinction hecause we're too fucking dumb to not be... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
AI staff 'genuinely frightened' for humanity's future, ex-Anthropic researcher tells BBC
It comes as the AI firm's boss has called for the technology's development to be slowed down, citing "serious" risks.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a joke. A clear indication that Farage can be bought. Why else would this guy contribute so much? Because Farage is a corrupt cunt who will further the interests of others for financial gain without giving the slightest shit about what's good for this country www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Ben Delo: Reform receives record £36m donation from cryptocurrency billionaire
Ben Delo's donation, the biggest single sum ever given to a political party in the UK, comes amid scrutiny of Reform's finances.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't believe it's been 25 years. So many lives lost, for what? Seriously, for what? RIP to the victims of the 9/11 atrocities. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...
bbc.co.uk
9/11 anniversary: Victims remembered 25 years on from attacks - follow live
Memorials to remember those killed in the September 11 attacks will be held at the site of the World Trade Center and at the Pentagon.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If we slip up tonight against a team from A Harry Potter novel, we're fucked...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"We'll spend all this money on Manchester if you dismiss the 115 charges we have for being cheating bastards." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Etihad plan part of £100m 'floating walkways' scheme
The walkways will connect parts of Manchester city centre to other places, including the Etihad campus.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And all that was caused by their own government and their masters, Israel. What a fucked up country...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And if you believe that utter horse shit I have a Palace to sell you... The hilarious thing is? Around 35% of the American population will believe him... Education is everything folks... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trump says every adult American will get $5,000 if Republicans win midterms
Speaking at a party convention, the US president gave no details on how the plan would work or where the money would come from.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As low as 10%? I would say more like 90%. Humans are fucking morons and AI will evolve to the point of human extinction because humans wont be able to stop it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
It is the latest in a series of increasing warnings about the safety threat posed by artificial intelligence.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is excellent news. I hope the Police dig up all sorts of criminal behaviour and people are charged accordingly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Police launch criminal investigation into Reform UK donations
The investigation, which follows a broadcast by Channel 4 News, is being folded into the inquiry that has been underway into other donations.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And Kyiv cannot properly defend itself because Putin has ordered Trump not to provide Ukraine with any more Patriot defence missiles.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's a good start. All global trade with Israel should be halted. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
bbc.co.uk
UK expected to announce sanctions on Israeli settlements in occupied West Bank
Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband is expected to impose restrictions on products and services this afternoon - a move opposed by Israel and the US.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This Police Commissioner needs to be listened to by Government. People have had enough now. It's gone past ridiculous. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
bbc.co.uk
Portsmouth small boats protest 'a wake-up call for government', local police commissioner says
Hundreds of protesters blocked roads in Portsmouth last night, after 140 migrants arrived via a dinghy. It comes after a similar protest in Dover on Saturday.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Instead of constantly condemning 'thuggish behaviour', perhaps open your eyes and see what the problem is. The constant influx of military age male immigrants is becoming a massive problem in the UK and all over Europe. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
bbc.co.uk
Government condemns 'thuggish' behaviour in Portsmouth after second small boats protest of weekend
Hundreds of protesters blocked roads in Portsmouth last night, after 140 migrants arrived via a dinghy. It comes after a similar protest in Dover on Saturday.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Federal Reserve in New York is losing its gold faster than a Die Hard sequel and hardly anyone is discussing it. Why not?
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
'Donald Trump dying' was a headline I've been praying for. Sadly, 'his hair' was also part of the headline and then I saw a pic of Trump's hair. Jesus Christ, what in the wide world of fuck has he got on his head?
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ffs...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Benny get in...
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yet Piers Morgan and James Corden still walk free... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
TV presenter Sarah Khalifa sentenced to death in Egypt drugs case
Sarah Khalifa is best known for her TV programme Mission Impossible which dealt with crime issues.
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I see the Garnacho effect is working its magic at Aston Villa. Second from bottom, no points, -5 GD. When will people learn the fact that Garnacho is one of most toxic, prima donna, egotistical shit bags in football history?
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is fucking ridiculous. Residents have chosen AND Argentina has zero rights to the islands. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trump's response is key as Argentina's Falklands demands get louder
With Argentina's President Milei promising "winds of change" over the Falklands, will Donald Trump shift his stance on British rule?
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Federal Reserve in New York is losing its gold faster than a Die Hard sequel and hardly anyone is discussing it. Why not?
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can't breathe...🤣😂🤣😂
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Paul @theautist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gutted it looks like Rashford is staying. Fuck that guy.
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