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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 04/06/2026

Me when I got two comms in the pipeline from two of my very lovely artist frens

A person behind a table with two cakes on it, one a more basic cake, the other a more decorated and taller cake holding a fork and knife cheerfully saying "Holy shit! Two cakes!"

Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 02/05/2026

"native New Yorker" >complains about zoning changes that will make the neighborhood safer (I'm surprised no one's made this joke yet)

A scene from the movie "Inglorious Bastards" where Nazi officer Major Hellstorm sees undercover British officer Archie Hicox holding three fingers using his index, middle, and ring fingers, in that order. A real German would use the thumb first, followed by index and middle fingers, which is how Hellstorm knows Archie is a spy. In this context, the image is used to represent the irony of someone being a "native New Yorker" and complaining about zoning changes being made to make a street safer.

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 04/04/2026

Time to bring out one of my favorite calculus memes (with better alt text)

Row 1: A picture of a cow, next to it is f(x), representing the cow
Row 2: A glass of milk, next to it is f'(x), the first derivative of f(x), milk being derived from the cow
Row 3: A stack of cheese cubes, next to it is f''(x), the second derivative of f(x), cheese being derived from milk, which is derived from the cow

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 30/01/2026

"If you ever feel lost, Wiz Kid, look toward the stars, and follow them, for they will always be there to light your darkest hour." Art of @classytimes.bsky.social and @futuretype.bsky.social 's amazing Wiz Kid costume? It's more likely than you think! #art #hatkid #ahit

Artwork of Wiz Kid, a costume created by Classytimes and HERO traversing a starry void. The text above reads:

"Original art created by Classytimes and HERO
Art created with love by Audrey"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 03/12/2025

They hated CityNerd for he dropped the Truth Tsar Bomba with that tweet

An image of a comic which depicts a crowd of angry people yelling "Shut up!" at a black silhouette of Jesus with the captions:

Most people rejected His message.

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.
Gal. (shorthand for Galatians) 4:16

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 03/12/2025

"its because the white urbanists are more scared of brown and homeless people than they are pro-public transit" Where have I heard this before... (pic totally unrelated)

A tweet from Ray Delahanthy | CityNerd on 10/17/24 which reads:

I feel like there are an alarming number of "urbanists" who would gladly vote for fascism if it meant 5% less trash on the street

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 05/11/2025

Me tonight: Hope is how you reach the light at the end of the tunnel, no matter how far away it feels.

A calm soyjak illuminated by a sunset wearing a breathing mask connected to a tank that reads "HOPIUM"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 24/10/2025

20 years already? Still feels like yesterday when I was waddling around and meeting new friends. Happy 20th, my beloved island.

A Wikipedia screenshot of the article for Club Penguin, showing it released on October 24th, 2005; 20 years ago

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 09/10/2025

"Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with 6 small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome." Happy 41st birthday, old friend. Thanks for getting me into trains.

Image that says "today is the only day you can repost this" showing the date of Thomas & Friends first episode being October 9, 1984

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 07/10/2025

Case and point re: my post about a conspiracy to make me popular, cause there they are!

An image that reads:

HERO (star emote, can't represent this in alt text sorry) and 2 others liked your post - 22h
I am convinced that there seems to be some kind of conspiracy afoot where the most innocuous posts I just throw out cause I'm bored suddenly explode my notifs because there is an underground movement plotting against me by trying to make me popular on the internet

I'm not crazy, I know it's true!

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 21/09/2025

One year (and one day, oops) ago, peak hit the silver screen. WATCH TRANSFORMERS ONE ALREADY, IT IS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE

The theatrical release poster for Transformers One

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 10/09/2025

Charlie Kirk got shot in Utah so I threw this together in 20 mins ft. @thatsalice.bsky.social

Four panel meme, in the following order:
Panel 1: Fake Charlie Kirk quote which says "I don't know what a cisgender is but whatever it is it shouldn't be allowed in front of children" with an additional quote which says "transgenders must go!"
Panel 2: Giancarlo Esposito, most known for his portrayal of Gus Fring in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, holding a transgender flag and staring at the camera with the caption "who must go?"
Panel 3: Discord screenshot showing an article from Deseret News which says "Charlie Kirk shot at Utah event, suspect in custody" and "Kirk's status is unknown. A suspect is in custody".
Panel 4: Stardust Audrey and my friend alice with a transgender flag overlayed on top, both looking very smug and gooberous

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 02/09/2025

"Would you like to dance with me?" I don't really know much about this guy but I know @futuretype.bsky.social loves him so that's what I spent 4 hours drawing, and honestly that was time well spent, I hope you enjoy this! #art #cookierun #crtoa

Funi from Cookie Run: Tower of Adventures with the message "Made by Audrey, For my friend HERO"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 23/08/2025

So it looks like the quality on the image got destroyed, thank god for alt text but here's a cleaner version

Screenshot of Splatoon 3 showing a post an Octoling known as "mana" posted which contains the following:

Left: Angry inkling saying "STOP TALKING POLTICS!!!!!"
Right: Octoling with a "trans rights!" shirt saying "erm I think Trump kinda smells bad lol" under the title "THE 'POLITICAL TALK'"
Below the Octoling reads: "yes, kids play this game, but politics affect children too. stay safe, americans"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 23/08/2025

This panel from the book "The Dragonslayer" in the Bone series (one of my favorite graphic novel series), perfectly sums up my point. Running away from problems will only bring more suffering down the line. The only proper recourse is to face the problems and fight them in any way possible.

Two panels from The Dragonslayer, showing the following:

Panel 1: The Great Red Dragon asks the character Thorn "What else do you see?". Thorn responds in shock, saying "HUHH!" "RAT CREATURES! ... COMING OUT OF THE MOUNTAINS! THEY-- THEY KILLED MY PARENTS! MAKE THEM GO AWAY! MAKE IT STOP!!".

Panel 2: The Great Red Dragon speaks once more, saying "You cannot make the difficulties of the world go away. What else do you see?". Thorn, clearly hurt by what she saw, responds "NO! NO! I want to go home. Please stop! I do not want to look anymore."

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 23/08/2025

This is by far the biggest Truth Nuke I've seen in Splat 3, kudos to whoever made this cause it genuinely needed to be said at this point Below are some thoughts I have on this whole "no politics in Splatoon" debate, if you can even call it one honestly (TL;DR at the bottom)🧵

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 14/08/2025

Watching some Transformers EarthSpark S1 and (The Last Hope Pt. 1 & 2 spoiler, also spoilered for disturbing imagery) HOLY SHIT Mad props to the writers for having this scene cause WOW is it good

Agent Croft being brutally killed on-screen with the caption "(SCREAMING)"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 04/08/2025

Finally there's an actual reason to dislike this prick rather than them being a dumbass who thinks their random crayoning of maps are legitimate workable plans for railroading, such as the nuking of the cafe car and sending trains at 60mph down the Bridgeport curve on the NEC

Kanye holding his hands together with the caption ">when the random e-celeb you dislike for just being dumb and annoying and unfunny finally is outed for a legitimate reason to dislike them"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 04/08/2025

"Or because it actually isn't committing genocide and the reason the world is making up a genocide on a death toll that is shrugworthy anywhere else is to trivialize the Holocaust."

Adolf Hitler from Epic Rap Battles of History in a speech bubble

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 20/07/2025

steam banned from both CSX and NJT trackage, as well as just burning every single bridge with all the Class 1's as he went He just died today so rest in piss never miss

The "OFFICER DOWN" meme but its "ROSS ROWLAND DOWN" with a happy star, balloons, confetti, and two thumbs up

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 20/07/2025

Y'know if Ross Rowland hated women being on the footplate so much, you gotta wonder what his opinion on trans women being at the controls of a locomotive would've been (trollface)

Text which reads:
"With the upfront admission that I'm old fashioned and in today's
world undoubtedly out of date, to me steam railroading is a male domain
suited best for men. The youtube link above shows the
female engineer working in short sleeves and gloveless, two no-nos IMHO.

We have a number of female members in our volunteer organization
who make a great contribution overall but not in engineer service.

In today's all diesel or electric world females are fine and I'm sure
make as many good runners as men.

I certainly agree that watching our language and deportment when
women and children are present is just good manners.

Thanks, Ross Rowland

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 18/07/2025

Let's fucking go Penn Central 2.0 baybee!!!!!!!!!

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 18/07/2025

In reference to the one-two punch of CAHSR having money rescinded by Trump and Trump being diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency today

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 18/07/2025

#artfight friendly fire on @probablylug.bsky.social of him in engineer overalls! They say dress for the job you want, and I'd say lug perfectly rocks the fit hehe

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 15/07/2025

"I'LL LET A THOUSAND CARS GET HIT BEFORE I FUND SAFETY MEASURES!" - Ron DeSatan

Mr. Waternoose from Monsters Inc. in the "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!" scene

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 15/07/2025

These ain't even some of the worst examples of Brightline grade crossings, this is probably the worst one

Insane Brightline grade crossing in Florida

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 12/07/2025

#artfight friendly fire + revenge at @thatsalice.bsky.social Alice deploying her pantographs while having no thoughts in her head, about the most accurate depiction of her hehe

An image of Alice sticking her tongue out with her ears sticking up next to train catenary wire

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 07/07/2025

The squid and octo kids are keeping it real as usual

A Splatoon 3 screenshot showing a drawing made by $chMullz of an upside down US flag with the text "Land of the 'free'"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 02/07/2025

I never thought that stupid Discord shop could get any worse than it already had but here we are

The Skibidi Toilet items for sale on the Discord Shop

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 25/06/2025

Conservatives without fail always do this to stuff which is awesome in every respect

A fallenchungus comic showing someone with a "thinking cap" pointing to a hot dog on a skateboard wearing sunglasses which says "(literal coolest thing ever)" while saying "this fucking sucks actually"

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 25/06/2025

Was a bit premature with this but NOW ITS OFFICIAL EAT SHIT CUOMO

"In a phone call with The New York Times, Andrew Cuomo confirmed that he was conceding the Democratic primary for mayor, but was still considering whether to run in the general election on an independent line. “I said he won the primary election,” Cuomo said. “I said I wanted to look at the numbers and the ranked-choice voting to decide about what to do in the future, because I’m also on an independent line. And that’s the decision, that’s what I was saying. I want to analyze and talk to some colleagues.”" - Dana Rubinstein

"Precinct-level data shows that Cuomo appeared to perform better in majority-Black districts, though turnout was lower in broad swaths of them. It could offer a look at the places where Mamdani will need to grow his support ahead of the general election." - Maya King

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 25/06/2025

SO LONG FUCKFACE www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

"Andrew Cuomo has left the stage with his family." - Claire Fahy

"Brad Lander is leading a raucous “goodbye Cuomo” chant at his party, responding to Cuomo’s speech." - Tim Balk

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Audrey! (but spooky) @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · 22/06/2025

Holden Bloodfeast died happy today knowing Donny from Queens kicked off another war in the Middle East by bombing Iran, and it took him only 6 months to do so!

An image of a poorly drawn tombstone which reads:
H. Bloodfeast
'Devout Father, Grandfather, and Christian"

Holden Bloodfeast
(R) Iowa
_ Passed Away at 119 Years Old
- Watched Donald Trump use B2's to bomb
Iran, passed away immediately afterwards
with a smile and a tear trailing from his eye
- Respectable Bipartisan, Lindsey Graham and
John Fetterman attended his funeral

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