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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME???

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She/her, 28 | 🇺🇸🇵🇭 ♐️🥋🎮🐉🧪☕️🩷💜💙 | Swiftie since '09 | Full of rage | Everything is political | I don't always follow back | Primarily a Taylor Swift fan account but posts other things!

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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
And the penne vodka I made for dinner tonight 😋❤️
Picture of penne vodka on a white plate with black pattering on a black table. The penne vodka is topped with grated parmesan and parsley
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is the best instant ramen btw (featuring my soft boiled egg hehe)
Picture of a bowl of spicy ramen, a boiled egg, and chopsticks; and the packaging for Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black Beef Bone Broth instant ramen
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Fuck my dad. I've blocked him since November and haven't spoken to him since. It was his birthday last week and I still ignored him. Apparently he sent this to my mom "Cause nothing but trouble" fuck you I was valedictorian, did every school activity, very accomplished in martial arts
Screenshot of messages

Message 1 from April 8th, 6:10 PM: "Did you greet your Dad?"

Message 2 from April 11th, 1:42 PM: "That's what Dad sent to me 😞" and a thumbnail of a videoScreenshot of text in a video:

"It's sad when certain family members cause nothing but trouble in your life, and then they get mad when you decide to cut them off completely.

Bur then make out your the bad one!!"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that magically excused nearly 30 years of emotional abuse and making me feel like a burden to the point I wished I was fucking de*d the entire time I lived with him. In addition to him being a racist, cruel, inconsiderate, etc Fuck that man
A text from Wednesday, April 9th:

"Did you greet your Dad?He is still your Dad."
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Mind you I'm just married and have a child 😆🖤
The Innocence Test

Baddie (48)
You're the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. You've managed to find that sweet spot we all look for-- teach us your ways.
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hell yeah 💃
Text: your result: weird kid
You're fun to be with, but a little strange sometimes

Image description: 2 people covered in bedsheets like ghosts wearing sunglasses sitting on a blue swirly slide at a playground
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I feel like @blondeantihero.bsky.social will be proud of me
Cover of the book "Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents" by Linday C. Gibson, PsyD
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas and Happy holidays!! ❤️
Selfie of user @TheArcherTara smiling wearing glasses, a Santa hat, and a red Christmas sweater with a Christmas tree and snowflakes on it. Image includes the caption, "Merry Christmas & Happy holidays!! ❤️"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
quizini.com/quiz/657afbc... This was not the color I was expecting 😂
Picture of light grey slate color with white text saying  "slate"Slate
Misty cliffs. Monsoon skies. Pencil sketches. 
Your soul is slate: a blend of calm sophistication, balanced insight, and unassuming strength. You navigate life with the serene and sturdy presence of a cliffside, both unyielding and sculpted by time. Your spirit is contemplative and balanced, offering a stable and reflective perspective in a world of chaos and noise. In your presence, there’s a feeling of peaceful equilibrium and a deep, grounding calm, like the quiet before a storm or the solidness of stone. You embody the wisdom found in stillness and the elegance of simplicity, guiding others to find clarity and serenity in their lives. Your approach to life is measured and thoughtful, encouraging a steady consideration of life’s complexities and the beauty in restraint.

Thank you for playing
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So this isn't the exact same list bc I had to redo it bc looking at it now is more like top 16 👀
TheArcherTara's ranking of speak now Taylor's Version as of 11/30/24:

1. Mine
2. Ours
3. Long Live 
4. Timeless
5. I can see you
6. Electric Touch
7. Dear John
8. Last kiss
9. Better than revenge
10. Haunted
11. Sparks fly
12. Never grow up
13. The story of us
14. Castles crumbling
15. Superman
16. Speak Now
17. Enchanted
18. Innocent
19. Mean
20. Back to December 
21. When Emma falls in love
22. Foolish one
23. If this was a movie
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
November receiptify! November is Novembermore month 🙏🤎
TheArcherTara's November receiptify

1. Willow
2. Marjorie
3. Right where you left me
4. Closure
5. Champagne problems
6. Gold rush
7. Tis the damn season
8. Dorothea
9. Evermore
10. Tolerate it

All songs are by Taylor Swift from the album evermore

Receiptify.herokuapp.com
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
He was such a good boy 🖤
Photo of an Australian shepherd holding a brown dog toy between his paws, lying on a green couch
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Weeeeee!
TheArcherTara's November stats.fm recap

Top tracks: 1. Willow, 2. Marjorie, 3. Champagne problems, 4. Gold rush, 5. Right where you left me

Top artists: 1. Taylor Swift, 2. Paramore, 3. Avril Lavigne, 4. Andrew Lloyd Webber, 5. Halsey

You're 66% energetic
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I don't use reddit much anymore but I felt like this sums me up pretty well 😂🖤
Screenshot of a user's reddit recap. "Your favorite topics: RPG games, food, pop music. These fueled your home feed"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is me giving you an example of something different, my husband got it off etsy and it wasn't too expensive, I told him not to spend a ton of money so we could use the money on something else :) the gem is ruby bc he knows red is my favorite color, and ruby is a very hard gem
Picture of a ring: the band is made of rosegold. The gem is a ruby cut in the shape of a heart. On either side of the ruby is a small diamond. On either side of the diamonds is a piece of the band shaped of a heart turned sideways
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Dating app edition: your profile in swipe-speak 

bio: Swiftie on a mission to mix activism with unapologetic popculture zeal. If you love deep convos about vinyl prices and the intricacies of Taylor's discography, swipe right!

Red flags: obsessive over vinyl pricing, may debate you on swift's best album, possibly too passionate about coffee.

Green flags: engages deeply with social issues, enjoys spontaneous target runs, can quote Taylor Swift lyrics at will

perfect match: Someone who can handle political rants over brunch, and who doesn't mind waiting in lines for exclusive merchSquad check: your social vibe analysis

role in community: The unofficial blue sky swiftly ambassador and activist extraordinary

Conversation style: Tara's conversations spark like fireworks; ahe throws her ideas out there and lets the community bask in the glow--  occasionally causing a few burns from her fiery takes! 

impact assessment: She levies a potent mix of humor and activism, educating her followers on social issues while keeping them entertained. If the internet had an award show, she'd be up for best supporting swiftie.TL;DR version: your profile in a flash

Tara swiftly roasted the internet and politely stirs the pot: a Swiftie with a sharp tongue and a knack for community building, Tara is here to make you laugh and think-- preferably at the same time

Vibe check: imagine a Taylor Swift song fused with a political debate, sprinkled with latte art and a dash of chaos.Spice level check: the saucy details.

Gentle roasts: you're like a political meme with a heart, always fighting the good fight until the vinyl runs out. You get more mad over resale prices than a swiftie with a canceled concert. Calm down, it's just capitalism! Your love for Taylor is fierce, but your commitment to not following back? That's a plot twist even she couldn't write

quirky challenges: breaking up with Twitter drama while simultaneously being drawn to it, like a moth to a flame; trying to post less  about vinyl pricing and more about world peace-- good luck with that!; Navigating political discussions without losing the plot and also the audiences attention.

Main character moments: when you passionately educate us on whose land we're on while also sharing your latte woes-- true multitasking!; turning a rant about target lines into a community event-- "Who's coming with me to buy over-priced merch?"; Mastering the art of political critique with a swiftie twist-- It's like watching Shakespeare reenacted by a TikTok star.
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Blueskyroast.com
Screenshot of TheArcherTara's bluesky roast

"Tara Swiftly roasts the internet and politely stirs the pot. A swiftie with a sharp tongue, and a knack for community building, Tara is here to make you laugh and think-- preferably at the same time. "Imagine a Taylor Swift song fused with a political debate, sprinkled with latte art and a dash of chaos." 92% authenticity, 89% thought leader. key topics: 95% Taylor Swift, 88% social justice.Your top topics

Taylor Swift 95% Tara's posts read like a love letter to Taylor Swift that occasionally veers into existential dread. When discussing vinyl resellers. The passion? Off the charts!

Social Justice 88%. She's got the political fervor of a town hall meeting and the drama of a soap opera. If Twitter were a debate stage, Tara would be mic-drop worthy.

Pop culture, 85%. Her hot takes on everything from black Friday to controversial album covers suggest she's not just consuming culture, but actively reshaving it. Expect lots of eye-rolling.

Writing style. Tara's writing is a blend of Twitter's short brevity and a political pamphleteer's earnestness all served with a side of sass that would leave even Taylor Swift grinning

Thought leader score 89%.The real you: your online personality exposed

Your vibe: The Swiftie sage

Keeping it real score. 92%

main character energy: rage fueled swiftie, highly engaged in social justice, master of witty one-liners

Secret powers: band-wagoning on viral trends, turning shopping trips into epic tales, political commentary without a hint of boredom.If you were in AI

are you just a GPT rapper?

Training data: Taylor Swift lyrics, political essays, latte art reviews, viral memes

prompt engineering: analyze the intersection of pop culture and social issues with a humorous twist

model behavior: like a sassy chatbot with a passion for music and justice

token count 550 tokens.
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The level of engagement over here is consistently better than over there, it's wild
Screenshot of a Bluesky post saying "It's been 3 years and I'm still shook by "You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath" " the post has 4 replies, 5 reposts, and 28 likesScreenshot of a Twitter post saying "It's been 3 years and I'm still shook by "You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath" " it has 1 reply, 1 repost, and 22 likesScreenshot of a Bluesky post saying "Quick rank the High School Musical movies" it has 12 replies, 0 reposts, and 13 likesScreenshot of a Twitter post saying "Quick rank the High School Musical movies" it has 6 replies, 0 reposts, and 0 likes
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ignore my chipped nail polish 😆 my husband got this off Etsy :) we talked before getting me a ring and I told him I didn't want one super expensive, I'd rather we used the money on other things
Picture of a wedding/engagement ring. The band is rosegold, the gem is a ruby cut in the shape of the heart. On either side of the ruby is a small diamond, and next to the diamonds are sideways hearts as part of the band
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm having one of my favorite takeout dinners, some handpulled Lanzhou beef noodles 🖤
Top-down picture of handpulled Lanzhou beef noodles in a bowl with wooden chopsticks on a black table
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
TN incoming!!!
Screenshot of Taylor Nation Instagram story post. It is a picture of Taylor Swift at the Eras Tour in the yellow acoustic set dress holding a guitar. The caption says "We wish we had our own. 🥺"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I love evermore 🤎
Sagittarius sun: Your Midas touch on the Chevy door / November flush and your flannel cure / This dorm was once a madhouse. I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me." How evergreen our group of friends / don't think we'll say that word again. And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls that we once walked through / one for the money two for the show. I never was ready, so I watched you go. Sometimes you just don't know the answer till someone's on their knees and asks you. "She would have made such a lovely bride. What a shame she's fucked in the head, they said / but you'll find the real thing instead / she'll patch up your tapestry that I shred.Libra moon: This place is the same as it ever was, but you won't like it that way. It's never too late to come back to my side. The stars in your eyes shined brighter in Tupelo. And if you're ever tired of being known for who you know, you know you'll always know me. Dorothea, you're a Queen selling dreams, selling makeup and magazines. From you, I'd buy anything.Aquarius rising: I can't make it go away by making you a villain. I guess it's the price I paid for 7 years in heaven. And I pulled your body into mine every God damn night, now I get fake niceties. No one teaches you what to do when a good man hurts you and you know you hurt him too.Scorpio venus: Este's a friend of mine, we meet up every tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine. Este's been losing sleep. Her husband's acting different and it smells like infidelity.She says that ain't my merlow on his mouth. That ain't my jewelry on our joint account. No, there aint no doubt. I think I'm gonna call him out. She says I think he did it but I just can't prove it. No, no body, no crime, but I ain't letting up until the day I die.
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's looking very evermore outside today 🤎
Photo from someone's apartment balcony facing a small parking lot. It is fall with the leaves falling from the tree, one evergreen tree in the center. The road is slick from melted snow. The snow is starting to stick to the rooftops and the tops of the cars
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hi hope your Monday is going better than mine, my 4 year old thought it was a good idea to take an ink pad and rub it across the carpet and no amount of blotting or rubbing alcohol is getting it out 🙃🙃🙃
Blue ink line across a light colored carpet, a pile of children's books and a play kitchen in the background
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My oversized tour shirt feels swemo-coded 🔥
Selfie of a dark-haired woman with bangs and glasses smiling and wearing a black Taylor Swift The Eras Tour concert shirt. The shirt has an image of Taylor Swift performing, "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
four albums to introduce myself (not including taylor)
Cover of Avril Lavigne's album "Let Go"Cover of Panic! At the Disco's album "Too Weird to live, too rare to die!"Cover of Fall Out Boy's album "American Beauty/American Psycho"Cover of Chappell Roan's album "The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A very elite lineup 🖤
Sagittarius sun: ready for it?Libra moon: augustAquarius rising: karmaScorpio venus: champagne problems
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This back cover oh my god???
Screenshot of a tweet from Taylor Swift that says, "Just 13 days til The Tortured Poets Department: the Anthology on vinyl and CD AND The Official Eras Tour Book are all available for the first time ever at Target! 🎁🤍 International info coming soon 🫶"

The tweet contains a picture of the back cover for The Anthology in black and white, Taylor Swift holding her neck while looking up. The bottom left corner says "All's fair in love and poetry." The right side has the complete track list for The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
What a whiplash 😂😭
Sagittarius sun: "dust off your highest hopes"Libra moon: "I'm combing through the braids of lies, 'I'll never leave... never mind.' "Aquarius rising: "when you're young, you just run, but you come back to what you need"Scorpio Venus: "the way you move is like a full-on rainstorm, and I'm a house of cards"
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
5 years have passed & my son received his final free book from Dolly Parton Instead of celebrating this milestone for kindergarten next year, I'm filled with fear for the fate of the Dept of Education
Cover of the book "Look Out Kindergarten, Here I Come!" By Nancy Carlson
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The spam hesitancy is understandable 😂😭 spam is common in the Philippines from WWII, along with their public transportation called Jeepneys! Leftover military vehicles from WWII have been repurposed as "busses" essentially
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
This site assigns you a Bluesky animal based on your recent activity: jyc.dev/at
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hey yall please report & block this account, it's a fake one, this fake one is resCll, not resell
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Yes!! I have 2 cats with my husband, they are named Simba and Bayun 😂
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Hi PSA, please don't abbreviate anything to SS (senior swifties, surprise song, secret sessions), the abbreviation has ties to Nazi history
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Hi in the future please don't abbreviate it SS, it has ties to Nazi history 🫶
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Quote this with your fav outfit that you wore to eras!! I only have the 1 option but I'm still very proud of my Female Rage dress 🫶
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Banana stand studio updated their shop for Indy and THE DESIGN IS SO BEAUTIFUL???
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME??? @thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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