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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 6h

The not-so-itsy-bitsy spider -- I estimate 2 inches long -- went climbing up the not water spout. What came down wasn't rain, either.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yes, you are. "Criminal" yes, like many countries, including the US and Spain. "Genocidal" no. The Israelis used to not strike Hamas terrorists hiding behind civilians. After the pogrom on 10/7, they no longer give a shit about who those murders hide behind.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pretending that the "Zionists" (which we all know means "the Jews") is the sole problem and that the Palestinians are blameless angels is flat out Antisemitism. The Palestinians keep rejecting compromise and negotiations. Until they stop trying to genocide the Jews, this nightmare will continue.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So everything is the fault of the Jews? That's it. Let your Jew-hatred freak flag fly.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If retribution for all the corruption, lies, and murder doesn't get you off your ass to vote, maybe this will.

Cafe Bustelo is damn near 8 dollars a pound.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Somethings not right. #unemployment is up, and so is the #stockmarket. "In the latest jobs report for September 2026, the U.S. economy added 29,000 jobs, which is significantly below economists' expectations of 90,000. The unemployment rate rose to 4.2%, up from 4.1% in August."

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Okay, found my new office! Now, where is my stapler?

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And just when I thought I'd never find my emotional support animal!

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Now, where have I seen a laugh like that before?

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Damn! They're actually worse than Amazon! And their dumbass "who knew" commercials are worse than State Farm's teleporting insurance agents.

Walmart commercial with idiot yelling into a megaphone.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I thought I had found triffids. It turns out to be boring old groundcherry. Or, is it?

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm sure Natalie is getting a good laugh out of this.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My wedding anniversary is coming up. I am NOT making last year's mistake, again!

I don't want flowers. I said long-range hypersonic missiles.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I do not know if this is a real plushie, but I want it to be.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is a repeat, but so is all the anti-vaccination stupidity.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Their ability to deflect makes Voyager's shields jealous.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This is the secret to true romantic love. And birth genders just don't matter. Period. Full stop.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is a virus spread by #ZombieLies on social media. I'm not sure this is breaking news.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I had a little visitor. I couldn't look away. Then, after she flew off, suddenly I could understand Trump's speeches.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I spoke to #MitchMcConnell at Costco. He was buying beer (Modello!) for a party to announce his reelection campaign. We spoke for about 20 minutes. We talked about how the Democratic leadership was too old, Israel should be destroyed for acting like its neighbors, and how US beer is the best.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If you get why this is funny, you are one of my kind. (So slide over here, and give me a moment....)

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Oops. The #StraightsOfHormuz are closed again. Perhaps they should be called Schrödinger's straights?

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Time to stock up on my #RFKJR approved #BeefTallow -enhanced potato chips. A #healthy snack for everyone. This is real. I am not making this up.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

And forget what was the last straw to drive Isreal to insanity.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I am a champ at just coping. But there are days that I am just so damn tired of it.

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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Neil Steinberg puts it best: "A key part of being a hater is positing imaginary harms to yourself in a futile attempt to justify your own bitterness." chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2...

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