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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 1h

Red: a beautiful man fucking it up at the last minute? Not that terribly surprising actually #ShitAngelsSay #HagTime

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Red, as her DnD character: it's technically always true to say that I haven't k¡Lled anyone in hours.

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red: I'm holding on to my sanity by the roots of its hair right now... I'm on so many drugs and by that I mean amoxicillin #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red: 🎶Put it in, put it in.🎶 Lellow: That's what you say when if you guys dig smells like air freshener, in that case do not put it in. You are a danger dawg. Pinque: Alex, I'll take the Angels backstage for 600. #ShitAngelsSay #SomeoneGiveUsARealityShow

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red: Can I add to the ethical hating? Pinque: ZHUZH IT! #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pinque, making the absolute gnarliest booze face you can imagine: it's ok. #4LocoPregameSourNonsense #CanIOfferYouADrinkInThisTryingTime

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Red: I'd rather live in a dark house than do something which might threaten my ability to play with the clit #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Red: that's so gay, I love it. It's the part of your car that's scissoring. Lion: well, it's designed to fail. [A beat] Both of us, more or less simultaneously: MUCH LIKE SCISSORING!

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Red: the true Pittsburgh experience - the restaurant we picked was maybe a Yakuza front??? So we're getting dinner at Sheetz instead.

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Red: Have you thought about baked potatoes A Boy Heroine in Residence: Sexually? #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yellow: I'll be listening to the dulcet tones of Monster High #ShitAngelsSay #NoContextQuotes #PorchSittin

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Red: this is not a generic crumhorn in my mouth. Pinque (psychic damage face): we have crumhorn at home. All burst out laughing Lellow: 🎶 can in kiiiirrrklaaand🎶 #ShitAngelsSay #RecomposingATune

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yellow: you also need to get me high and tight HEAVY PAUSE Yellow: as in my head needs shaving #ShitAngelsSay #HeadNotHedge

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lellow: it's like you shot them with your paintball gun. Lellow: aka vagina. Lellow: I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S THE SAME THING!! #ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Red: Wake up bestie new bottom surgery just dropped #ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Red: My heart wants to cuddle you but my body says "ew" #ShitAngelsSay #QPRThings

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lellow: THAT'S THE TAX FOR FUCKING IN MY HOUSE Red: But we haven't Lellow: AYE BUT WHEN YOU DOOOO #ShitAngelsSay #AyeAyeCaptain

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lellow: I shan't getting anything lost in my transverse colon. Red: I have no immediate plans to be muppetering soon. #ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin #HagTime

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yellow: I just told Red I'm the Stede to her Black Beard Pinque: I love gay people #ShitAngelsSay #GrillButchBirthday

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Red: ELBOW DEEP IN THE FISH BAG! Lellow: (immediately scrunched down onto the kitchen floor, hands forward, laughing hysterically) #GrillButchBirthday

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Red: the irony is that I do have an actual fish knife, I just left it at home. [Pause] ... Actually, I probably wouldn't let you use it on fish. It's been used on Styrofoam. #ShitAngelsSay #GrillButchBirthday

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Red: cuz I can't sing a bottle whole of whiskey.... Lellow: (bursts into hysterical laughter) Pinque and Friend, simultaneously: (turn over their shoulders to shoot Red a dirty look) Lellow, a full three minutes of cackling later: oh no! I'm overheating! This has never happened to me before!

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anonymous: some people beat capitalism. Some people beat off capitalism. Boy Heroine in Attendance: (mimes spitting into hand)

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Pinque: recession indicator - I DO need dollar bills to have fun tonight.

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Red: Man, salad bar salad gets soggy so fast Pinque: Oh yeah, maybe because the veggies are kept seperate all day so when they touch- *at the same time* Pinque: Damp!!! Red: They get so horny for each other. Pinque: ... OK duality of man because I would've never said that. #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Red: On one hand... On the second hand... On the third hand, which I think is a foot, #ShitAngelsSay #Ifeellikea3leggedcreature #Notinafunway

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Red: I'm raw dogging it with water that has glitter in it. #ShitAngelsSay #NoDayCondom

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Pinque: if I wanna see somebody balance things on their face, I'll go to the aquarium. Red: 🙀 Pinque: I'll see somebody cuter do it! #ShitAngelsSay #WeAreNotEasyToImpressIGuess

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lellow: he's the whore of Pittsburghalon! Pinque: booooooo!!! #ShitAngelsSay #YesThisIsAboutYou

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Our boy: Put your finger between her cheeks, I dare you Our boy: At your own risk #ShitOurFriendsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Red, longingly: I wanna do gruesome things to that man. Pinque and Lellow,SIMULTANEOUSLY: Pinque: that's CRAAAAZY work. Lellow: I know. #ShitAngelsSay #BoyCrazyKeshaStyle

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Red: why did I say that?! Pinque: cuz his joints were out!

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pinque: I get to let us be grateful before I get shot #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Lellow: His government name is Spaghetti #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Lellow: his name was Bunky. The chain, I mean. The man's name was Sinner. #ShitAngelsSay #IUsedToGoToReallyCoolParties

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Pinque: it IS a level of hell! I read it in Dante's inferno! Red: yeah but like, one of the lesser known ones. Like 3.5 Lellow: three point six.... Six six... #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Topper: equal opportunity impregnator Red: that was my nickname in college #ShitAngelsFriendsSay #AtKaraokeSomehow

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Lellow: Two boys one ball Our friend Abigail: don't Google that... Or do, I'm not here to fuck your yum #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Pinque: they took his schlong!! Red: they made it a schlort.

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Pinque: they nerfed that man's peepo. Red: that's AMERICA'S moose knuckle! #ShitAngelsSay #LeaveTheModdersSomethingToDo

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Red: guess what I did today! OurFriendBear: I mean this as a compliment of the highest order, but when it comes to you, that question is utterly impossible to answer Red: haha, that gives me great joy! #ShitAngelsFriendsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Red: you took the food BACK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! Lellow: [laughing too hard to breathe] Pinque: I love horny transformers!

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Pinque and Lellow, simultaneously: NARSTY/derogatory. #ShitAngelsSay

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The Angels, HiD @theangelshid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Red: It has no bung... hole, which means it has no bung #ShitAngelsSay

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