By Morgan Tiergarten October 3, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court will video stream its oral arguments for the first time this month, after voting this summer to install cameras in its…

By Morgan Tiergarten October 2, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez signed an executive order yesterday that will close all immigrant detention centers within one year. …

By Ramona Wang October 1, 2029 With the whirlwind of activity from the U.S. Congress and the Ocasio-Cortez administration in the wake of secession, it’s truly impressive how much progressive …

By Rhonda Robinson Taylor September 30, 2029 WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. Department of Vehicles and Roadways unveiled a new rule today that will prohibit the use of extra-large passenger vehicles, k…

By Addison Green September 29, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — New Confederate President Donald Trump Jr. is demanding that the U.S. Smithsonian Institution remove its new “American Fascism” exhibi…

By Rhonda Robinson Taylor September 28, 2029 WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court today declined to review a challenge to one of the first laws enacted post-secession, which gave the District o…

By Morgan Tiergarten September 27, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is studying a set of recommendations that would facilitate the return of noncitizens deported during the Fascist Period an…

By Jorge Lopez Morales September 26, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. —The U.S. House of Representatives approved a bill today requiring members of Congress to retire after reaching age 75. “We respect …

By Jedediah Blinks September 25, 2029 LITTLE ROCK, ARK. — Arkansas announced today that it will eliminate special education programs from K-12 schooling beginning in January, now that no federal la…

By Dustin Rodgers September 25, 2029 As someone who was very much in favor of secession, I find it troubling that the same centrist voices who wrung their hands and tried to keep the countries toge…

By Jedediah Blinks September 23, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — New Confederate lawmakers adjourned for the rest of the month today without a vote on the proposed “Bill of Men’s Rights.” The…

By Julia Barnes September 22, 2029 When U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ran in 2028, one of her oft-overlooked applause lines was her call for a truth and reconciliation commission to accou…

By Addison Green September 21, 2029 TULSA, OKLA. — The operator of Big Dawg Brawls has announced an upcoming tour of 13 New Confederate cities, following the legalization of dog fighting earlier th…

By Jedediah Blinks September 20, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Department of Criminal Enforcement has sent demands to more than two dozen abortion providers in the United States, seeking …

By Mary Sue Carmichael, Publisher of The Alternate Times September 19, 2029 Yesterday afternoon, I received an email informing The Alternate Times that New Confederate President Donald Trump Jr. wi…

By Jorge Lopez Morales September 18, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court invalidated more than 1,500 pardons today given by former U.S. President Donald Trump to insurrectionists who att…

By Darlene Sampson September 17, 2029 While I support our country’s efforts to keep transgender ideology out of our schools and locker rooms, I am growing concerned about the lack of regulati…

By Addison Green September 16, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Department of the Treasury announced today that mosques will no longer qualify as tax-exempt nonprofit entities. “We thi…

By Morgan Tiergarten September 15, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez nominated Chase Strangio today to be the country’s first transgender federal judge. Strangio…

By Rhonda Robinson Taylor September 14, 2029 VIRGINIA BEACH, VA. — Construction work has begun on the first phase of the United States’ first national high-speed rail project, following a $14…

By Jorge Lopez Morales September 13, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is threatening economic consequences on the New Confederacy in a new letter documenting instance…

By Alicia Burgess September 12, 2029 The United States, now more than ever, is a land of opportunity. One where we welcome immigrants from all countries and treat them with dignity. It’s not …

By Addison Green September 11, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Supreme Court has upheld the firing of a Missouri woman for using personal pronouns in her email signature in violation of sta…

By Rhonda Robinson Taylor September 10, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Congress is set to debate a package of proposed constitutional amendments next week that would enshrine reproductive freedom…

By Jorge Lopez Morales September 9, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez met today with retired U.S. Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, who chairs the Commission on Repar…

By Garth Chittums September 8, 2029 When the New Confederacy formed this year, many of us were excited for an end to the woke ideologies, the socialist policies, and the erosion of freedoms. Yet, t…

By Morgan Tiergarten September 7, 2029 ALLEGHENY COUNTY, PA. — The U.S. minimum wage is set to rise to $20 per hour on Sept. 10, the largest increase in history and a key component of a massive ant…

By Jedediah Blinks September 6, 2029 ATLANTA, GA. — New Confederate President Donald Trump Jr. has signed a law lowering the age of consent across the country to 13 years old. “It’s no …

By Jorge Lopez Morales September 4, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following record increases in funding for food inspections and oversight, the United States reported no food borne illness deaths in the …

By Addison Green September 5, 2029 WEST LIVINGSTON, TEX. — Texas is scheduled to execute the first criminal defendant to be convicted of “wokeness” on Saturday night, after the New Conf…

By Jedediah Blinks September 1, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — Members of the New Confederate Congress continue to debate the Gun Bill of Rights, with moderate lawmakers pushing to remove protections for mach…

By Morgan Tiergarten August 31, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that healthcare is a constitutional right, in a massive loss for the insurance companies and debt coll…